Jonas Brothers Blog Entries

We’ve seen enough pictures of
Selena Gomez
so here’s a picture of the absolutely gorgeous boy, Taylor Lautner.
If you’ve been living under a rock for the past few months, Taylor Lautner plays the sexy Jacob Black in the
Twilight
movie. He graced the recent movie briefly but we will be seeing a lot more from this […]

We all know about
sad-face

Taylor Swift
with her idiotic obsession with the TAKEN Joe Jonas.
Tay-Tay and Joe only lasted for like a week or some shit. How can she possibly still be stuck on that virginal dick? So Selena Gomez, girlfriend of Nick Jonas released a statement:
I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but if […]

So everyone is blogging their thoughts these days, even your beloved
Jonas Brothers
.
So the bros decided to blog to their hoes and Taylor Swift
indirectly
about their personal lives…it went something like..blah blah blah our personal lives are usually avoided blah blah blah bullshit.  Anyways, the juicy shit comes in when JOE specifically tells this to his […]

Alright, I’m getting really fucking tired of
Taylor Swift
constantly being a downer.
She snitched on Joe Jonas’ relationship wth sexy Camilla Belle by saying: “
They’ve been together since we broke up. That’s why we broke up-because he met her. We don’t talk
.” What a familiar little situation. I could have sworn I’ve heard this story before.
Whose […]

This is not a hoe people.
This girl is GORGEOUS!
19-year-old
Joe Jonas
broke up with sad-face Taylor Swift for this beauty. She’s Camilla Belle and most of you small children know her from the music video:
Lovebug!
And most of you older children know her from the Disney Channel movie:
Rip Girls
. And some of you people know […]

Taylor Swift
is so sad.
Poor kid. Joe Jonas broke her heart. She was recently caught chatting up with Perez via webcam. There are some unusual additions to her daily diet!
The thing is, Taylor has been eating cool whip by itself.  She might as well become best friends with Ben and Jerry. Poor girl- she’s so […]

Who knew that the Jonas brother’s knew how to ride in style?
Kevin Jonas
has reportedly bought a $225,000 white Lamborghini for his 21st birthday. DAMN SON! That’s flippin’ awesome. Now he can finally come out of the shadows of his brothers. Perhaps this car will help him get more poo-tang? Right?
Oh wait-he’s not into […]

And in other whore news, The
Jonas Brothers
continue to make thousands of girls scream…but not
sexually
because they’re all “virgins”. Cough.
Just when I thought I was going to enjoy a nice game of football on Thanksgiving ( Dallas Cowboys vs. Seattle Seahawks)…I was wrong.
The Jonas Brothers will be performing during the halftime show.
Seriously….thanksgiving is a […]

Joe Jonas
is a douche for dumping Taylor Swift.
Joe Jonas is too in love with his hair to be dating Taylor Swift. He ended it with her over the phone. Come on Joe, get some effing class.
You know have the money to fly over to Taylor to say: peace out hoe! Oh well, I always thought […]

Nick Jonas
is proud of his new Pootang magnet: 1968 Mustang ( I think it’s a Cobra though..damn you
TMZ)
.
I wonder if him and Selena have broken the backseat in yet.

Miley Cyrus

will forever belong to Disney.
Remember that awesome rumor about Miley and Billy Ray walking out of the Hannah Montana show? Well it was just another piece of shit rumor.
Unfortunately, they will not walk out of our lives, hearts, brains and televisions. Miley decided to be formal and issue a statement today rather than a […]

Let me make it clear, I find that the
Jonas Brothers
make crappy music.
However, this picture of Nick Jonas and his new puppy is just SOOOOOOOOO ADORABLE! It makes me want to just cuddle with the cute pooch, and possibly stroke Nick’s hair.
Yes.  I said it- stroke Nick’s hair. Who knows what the hell is living […]

These celebrities were born on September 16:
Teddy Geiger
is 20.
Nick Jonas is 16.
Marc Anthony is 40.
Alexis Bledel is 27.
David Copperfield is 52.
Jennifer Tilly is 50.

Miley Cyrus
, television whore, blabbed to the world about her relationship with Nick Jonas
some time ago.

Well, NOW Miley’s on-screen boyfriend Cody Linley has a few good things to say. Apparently she has been seen leaving his apartment frequenty (possibly after a few quickies).
He did say- ” We’re very, very close, and there is a connection.” […]

Selena Gomez
is hot stuff. No wonder Nick Jonas likes her so much.
Miley has got to be shitting in her pants right now.

Wtf kind of cover is that?
Miley Cyrus
blabbed to
Seventeen Magazine
about her relationship with Nick Jonas. Okay kiddo- we know you screwed him, we know he left you and yet we STILL have no sympathy for you. So why try?
“We became boyfriend and girlfriend the day we met. He was on a quest to meet […]

Nick Jonas
and Selena Gomez are so silly.
They should just come out with their relationship.  Everyone’s rooting for them, except skanky ass Miley Cyrus.  She’s probably going to write a song or post a youtube video of how much she hates life or something.  What a effing weirdo.  Well here’s the evidence of the relationship […]

Sexy. Hot.
Megan Fox
is starring in
Jennifer’s Body
. Pretty sexual title- don’t you think? Surprisingly this movie was written by Diablo Cody- same person who wrote
Juno
.   Juno was incredible, but I highly doubt this movie will be as witty and comical.
Fox plays some cheerleader who is possessed by a demon that starts feeding off the boys […]

Damn it. These guys are everywhere.
Jonas Brothers
this, Jonas Brothers that…shit can’t we get some privacy from them? My own friends are like flies attacking these dudes. Well, I suppose my friends will be attacking the new issue of Rolling Stone. They’re on the cover guys…what has this world come to? […]

Uh-oh
Jonas Brothers
fans.
Rumor has it that sexy Taylor Swift is dating sexy Joe Jonas.  Yes guys, you can already guess what I have to say: They must be hitting the sheets pretty soon.
Taylor has been joining the Jonas Brother’s tour in Dallas last week. She’s supposedly romancing with Joe. Hollywood Records claimed ” All the […]