Jonas Brothers Blog Entries

 
So everyone is blogging their thoughts these days, even your beloved Jonas Brothers.
So the bros decided to blog to their hoes and Taylor Swift indirectly about their personal lives…it went something like..blah blah blah our personal lives are usually avoided blah blah blah bullshit.  Anyways, the juicy shit comes in when JOE specifically tells this […]

 
Alright, I’m getting really fucking tired of Taylor Swift constantly being a downer.
She snitched on Joe Jonas’ relationship wth sexy Camilla Belle by saying: ” They’ve been together since we broke up. That’s why we broke up-because he met her. We don’t talk.” What a familiar little situation. I could have sworn I’ve heard this […]

 
This is not a hoe people.
This girl is GORGEOUS! 19-year-old Joe Jonas broke up with sad-face Taylor Swift for this beauty. She’s Camilla Belle and most of you small children know her from the music video: Lovebug! And most of you older children know her from the Disney Channel movie: Rip Girls. And some of […]

 
Taylor Swift is so sad.
Poor kid. Joe Jonas broke her heart. She was recently caught chatting up with Perez via webcam. There are some unusual additions to her daily diet!
The thing is, Taylor has been eating cool whip by itself.  She might as well become best friends with Ben and Jerry. Poor girl- she’s so […]

 
Who knew that the Jonas brother’s knew how to ride in style?
Kevin Jonas has reportedly bought a $225,000 white Lamborghini for his 21st birthday. DAMN SON! That’s flippin’ awesome. Now he can finally come out of the shadows of his brothers. Perhaps this car will help him get more poo-tang? Right?
Oh wait-he’s not into […]

 
And in other whore news, The Jonas Brothers continue to make thousands of girls scream…but not sexually because they’re all “virgins”. Cough.
Just when I thought I was going to enjoy a nice game of football on Thanksgiving ( Dallas Cowboys vs. Seattle Seahawks)…I was wrong.
The Jonas Brothers will be performing during the halftime show.
Seriously….thanksgiving is […]

 
Joe Jonas is a douche for dumping Taylor Swift.
Joe Jonas is too in love with his hair to be dating Taylor Swift. He ended it with her over the phone. Come on Joe, get some effing class.
You know have the money to fly over to Taylor to say: peace out hoe! Oh well, I always […]

 
Nick Jonas is proud of his new Pootang magnet: 1968 Mustang ( I think it’s a Cobra though..damn you TMZ).
I wonder if him and Selena have broken the backseat in yet.

 
Miley Cyrus will forever belong to Disney.
Remember that awesome rumor about Miley and Billy Ray walking out of the Hannah Montana show? Well it was just another piece of shit rumor.
Unfortunately, they will not walk out of our lives, hearts, brains and televisions. Miley decided to be formal and issue a statement today rather than […]

 
Let me make it clear, I find that the Jonas Brothers make crappy music.
However, this picture of Nick Jonas and his new puppy is just SOOOOOOOOO ADORABLE! It makes me want to just cuddle with the cute pooch, and possibly stroke Nick’s hair.
Yes.  I said it- stroke Nick’s hair. Who knows what the hell is […]

 
These celebrities were born on September 16:
Teddy Geiger is 20.
Nick Jonas is 16.
Marc Anthony is 40.
Alexis Bledel is 27.
David Copperfield is 52.
Jennifer Tilly is 50.

Miley Cyrus, television whore, blabbed to the world about her relationship with Nick Jonas some time ago.
Well, NOW Miley’s on-screen boyfriend Cody Linley has a few good things to say. Apparently she has been seen leaving his apartment frequenty (possibly after a few quickies).
He did say- ” We’re very, very close, and there is […]

 
Selena Gomez is hot stuff. No wonder Nick Jonas likes her so much.
Miley has got to be shitting in her pants right now.

Wtf kind of cover is that?
Miley Cyrus blabbed to Seventeen Magazine about her relationship with Nick Jonas. Okay kiddo- we know you screwed him, we know he left you and yet we STILL have no sympathy for you. So why try?
“We became boyfriend and girlfriend the day we met. He was on a […]

 
Nick Jonas and Selena Gomez are so silly.
They should just come out with their relationship.  Everyone’s rooting for them, except skanky ass Miley Cyrus.  She’s probably going to write a song or post a youtube video of how much she hates life or something.  What a effing weirdo.  Well here’s the evidence of the relationship […]

 
Sexy. Hot.
Megan Fox is starring in Jennifer’s Body. Pretty sexual title- don’t you think? Surprisingly this movie was written by Diablo Cody- same person who wrote Juno.   Juno was incredible, but I highly doubt this movie will be as witty and comical.
Fox plays some cheerleader who is possessed by a demon that starts feeding off […]

Damn it. These guys are everywhere.
Jonas Brothers this, Jonas Brothers that…shit can’t we get some privacy from them? My own friends are like flies attacking these dudes. Well, I suppose my friends will be attacking the new issue of Rolling Stone. They’re on the cover guys…what has this world come […]

 
Uh-oh Jonas Brothers fans.
Rumor has it that sexy Taylor Swift is dating sexy Joe Jonas.  Yes guys, you can already guess what I have to say: They must be hitting the sheets pretty soon.
Taylor has been joining the Jonas Brother’s tour in Dallas last week. She’s supposedly romancing with Joe. Hollywood Records claimed ” All […]

Hello myspace whore.  Miley Cyrus is the not only the most annoying person in the world, she also wins the whoriest child award.
Dude is that picture even legal. She’s like a  f****ing fetus or some shit.   So THESE pictures are from some cool ass hacker.  Miley sent them via her phone to Nick Jonas!  So this confirms that Nick […]