Katie Holmes Blog Entries

 
NO! NO! NO!
WHAT IS THIS THE 50’s??? Never ever again do that to yourself Katie Holmes.  Holy shitters confritters nobody should ever repeat this fashion faux pa- unless it’s Halloween.  Did you borrow that makeup from a tranny?
Agh! That hair reminds me of a toupe! I frown upon this look Katie-switch it up!

Katie Holmes has always been a shitty actress.
I don’t know why crazy Cruise married her, is it
her height? Her floppy ears? No idea. All I know
is that she’s going to make her Broadway debut
on Sept. 18 in the play ” All My Sons”.
She will be the love interest of some missing
WWII pilot- what a shocker, […]

Friends say Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were hinting about giving Suri a sibling.
A source said, “She (Katie) said she’s got the itch.”
“Now that Suri is more toddler than baby, she said she misses having an infant in the house. And, of course, she thinks Suri would make a great big sister.”
And what does Tom […]

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise spent around $100,000 for Suri Cruise’s second birthday bash. Here are a few of their expenses:
* $17,000 on fresh flowers
* $5,000 on  cakes
* $230 on cupcakes
The theme of the party was butterflies because Suri loves them.  A source said: “Suri adores butterflies. It was immediate family and their closest friends […]

Katie Holmes is getting closer and closer to becoming Tom Cruise’s clone. Here they are attending Victoria Beckham’s birthday party.
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Tom Cruise is concerned that Victoria Beckham may have too much influence on his wife, Katie Holmes.
According to a source:
“Katie sees Victoria as a role model.”
“She copies Victoria’s look and even cut her hair the same way. She is very thin largely because she is following Victoria’s strict 900-calories-a-day eating plan. She is copying Victoria’s […]

Tom Cruise’s marriage to Katie Holmes was arranged by the Church of Scientology after a series of fake casting calls for a role in the new Mission Impossible movie.
Ex-Scientologist Marc Headley reveals:
“They went for Jennifer Garner, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba, in that order. Jennifer and Jessica didn’t bite but Scarlett took the bait and […]

Suri Cruise is not even two-years-old yet, but her parents treat her like an adult.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes treat her as an adult because as Scientologists, they believe their daughter has lived for billions of years and so she already knows all there is to know.
Their daughter does not even go to bed until […]

Here’s Katie Holmes on Good Morning America.  Is it just me, or is she looking creepy and old?
She’s only 29 years old, but she’s looking 40 plus.

Here’s Katie Holmes at the Critics’ Choice Awards last night in Santa Monica.
It looks like she just stumbled out of bed and got caught in the sheets.

Katie Holmes revealed in an interview that Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise’s adopted kids called her mom.
According to Holmes:  “His first two children are incredible, really smart and kind. They call me ‘Mom’.”
Recently, Kidman revealed that the kids no longer “call me Mummy.”
“It’s Mum or sometimes Nicole. I’m like, ‘Hey!’” she said.
She must be pissed!

Nicole Kidman is not too happy with Tom Cruise’s parenting of their two adopted children.
14-year-old Isabella and 12-year-old Connor live with Cruise and his new wife, Katie Holmes.
Kidman, who’s currently married to Keith Urban, lives in Nashville.
“My kids don’t call me mommy, they don’t even call me mom. They call me Nicole, which I hate […]

New York Marathon runners have been questioning why Katie Holmes was admitted to the race without qualifying (even though 60,000 other applicants were denied).
Mrs. Tom Cruise was admitted to the race as a VIP, unlike Lance Armstrong who went through standard qualifying procedures.
The minimum qualifying run time for a woman runner is 3 hours and […]

Katie Holmes’ outfit at the Lions For Lambs premiere has been fueling rumors that she is pregnant with her second child.
Is the mini bump Suri 2.0? Or is it merely an unflattering gown?
You be the judge.

Katie Holmes is training for the the New York City Marathon.
According to a pal:
“She’s been training for months, in both L.A. and Berlin. Katie is determined to complete the race; she’s as fit and toned as ever.”
I’m surprised Tom is letting her out of her shackles long enough to train and compete.

Beyoncé Knowles, Cameron Diaz, and Katie Holmes are among People magazine’s list of best dressed women of 2007.
Check out the rest of the list:
Best Dressed Women
Beyoncé Knowles - The Showstopper
Cameron Diaz - The Legs
Katie Holmes - The Classic
Penélope Cruz - The Continental
Jessica Biel - The All-American
Drew Barrymore - The Chameleon
Jennifer Lopez - The Glamour Girl
Reese […]

Victoria Beckham sent her friend, Katie Holmes, a package of jeans.  The jeans are Beckham’s own brand DVB.
She’s asking Holmes to wear the jeans in public to give the brand a boost.  According to a close source, Victoria saw “another marketing opportunity.”
Well…that’s what friends are for.

Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes had lunch at the Mondrian Hotel’s Asia de Cuba restaurant when they neglected to tip their waitress.
After Katie paid their check, they began to exit the restaurant. When the waitress noticed the oversight, she attempted to catch up with Katie and Victoria, but was stopped by their security guards.
It wouldn’t […]

This is a picture of Katie Holmes at an airport in France. What happened to that cute little think from the pre-Tom Cruise days?
She needs leave the Scientology mother ship & return back to earth.

 
So Tom’s done it again! Katie Holmes is pregnant again according to British newspaper, The Sun. A source says: “Katie and Tom are thrilled about having another baby on the way. She is glowing with happiness.”
So much for Katie escaping from this marriage.  Tom’s grasp over her is getting tighter and tighter. 
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