Katie Holmes Blog Entries

Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays

Friday, December 18th, 2009

The following celebrities were born on December 18:
Katie Holmes is 31.

Roger Smith is 77.
Lonnie Brooks is 76.
Roger Mosley (”Magnum, P.I.”) is 61.
Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones is 66.
Steven Spielberg is 63.
critic Leonard Maltin is 59.
Elliot Easton of The Cars is 56.
Ray Liotta is 54.
Brad Pitt is 46.
Rachel Griffiths (”Brothers and Sisters,” ”Six Feet Under”) […]

She Is An Actress After All

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

 

 Katie Holmes.
Our dear, sweet Katie.
We are delighted to report the Mrs. Tom & Suri Cruise will be back on the big screen, since she is ,indeed, an actress, after all. I guess all her time spent dressing her child better than herself and pretending to be happy made her forget about that little thing called a career.
Katie will […]

Cutie of the Month: Suri Cruise!

Friday, October 9th, 2009

This little video is of Suri, daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, from the last few weeks! She is quite the fashionista! Around the 1:00 mark you can check out her outfit from Wednesday! She is too cute!

Suri Cruise Wears Heels!

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

Suri Cruise, 3, was sporting a pair of high heels while shopping with mom Katie Holmes in Boston. Suri is very girly and is just like her mother. The 3 year old only likes to wear dresses and girly shoes, not sneakers! She is our
Cutie of the Day
!

Celebrity Babies: Levi, Suri, & Shiloh! Vote Now!

Friday, August 21st, 2009

 
 

In twenty years, who do you think cutie Levi McConaughey is most likely to date? Suri Cruise 
or
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt? Vote Now!

Katie Holmes Almost Dies!

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

Katie Holmes escaped death when the car she was sitting in went up in flames! She was filming a scene for her upcoming film,
Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark
, when the car she was sitting in caught on fire! The car’s battery had exploded, causing sparkage and fumes before the car just went up in smoke. Little […]

Katie Holmes’ Performance on So You Think You Can Dance

Friday, July 24th, 2009

In case you missed it, watch Katie Holmes’ performance on
So You Think You Can Dance
! What do you think of her highly anticipated performance? Some say it sucked, others say it was mediocre. Thoughts?

Katie Holmes is burning through Tom’s cash

Monday, January 5th, 2009

Tom Cruise
and
Katie Holmes
have spent almost $14 million since moving to New York City six months ago.  The couple moved to the Big Apple as Katie prepared to make her Broadway debut in Arthur Miller’s
All My Sons
.
Most of the cash went towards buying three apartments in the block where they are staying.
Holmes has seen […]

Tom Cruise: “I Want Ten Children”

Monday, December 29th, 2008

Katie Holmes
needs to rest up.  Hubby
Tom Cruise
told
The Sun
that he wants a lot more kids.
“I want ten children. I love kids. I feel really fortunate to have the teenagers and a two and a half-year-old. It’s a great dynamic. (Suri’s) so charming, she’s so beautiful, she’s just great.”
When asked about the sixteen year […]

Katie Holmes turns 30…hardly looks a day over 40

Saturday, December 20th, 2008

Katie Holmes
spent the afternoon of her 30th birthday going to the bakery with her daughter
Suri
. Husband
Tom Cruise
had a surprise birthday cake presented to Katie after her performance in the play
All My Sons
. Her co-star
John Lithgow
presented the cake:
“Tom Cruise, our good friend, devoted fan to the show, doting husband of Katie, could […]

Halloween Knocked On Katie Holmes Door

Friday, October 31st, 2008

I suppose there are auditions for the Ghost Of Christmas Future…and
Katie Holmes
is living the part.
I’m not sure what she’s wearing exactly..but I think Tom Cruise is attempting to make her look more like him or maybe she’s turning into a vampire. Either story is convinciving. But seriously, whats the bitch doing? Put some flippin’ […]

Katie Holmes Makes Me Puke

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

 

Katie Holmes
is so ridiculous! Who honestly thought this bitch could sing?
Even my dog is barking furiously at the computer….I keep telling my precious pup that the crazy alien lady won’t force him into scientology!
But seriously, my friends, this is just an awful perfomance that should be suffocated immediately. Pull the plug and fire […]

Katie Holmes looks…WTF IS THAT SHIT?!!

Friday, October 17th, 2008

Oh. My. Fucking. Gosh.
What HAPPENED!? Who did this?! Who is responsible for dressing you!? Did
Tom
decide that all your outfits be made by him and the scientology cult? Please Katie. Run. Run as fast as you can. Take Suri with you!!!
You look HIDEOUS.  So hideous that I have to wikipedia your age. You’re 29 and you […]

Run Suri, Run!!!!

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

Here’s a photo of
Suri
and Katie running from Tom.
I kid, I kid. Yet, Suri’s facial expression makes me feel awkward. I mean, I thought I had some silly faces, but my gosh this face needs to get an award for being the goofiest.
She’s still a cutie!!!

Katie Holmes: Puke Face

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

 

NO! NO! NO!
WHAT IS THIS THE 50’s??? Never ever again do that to yourself
Katie Holmes
.  Holy shitters confritters nobody should ever repeat this fashion faux pa- unless it’s Halloween.  Did you borrow that makeup from a tranny?
Agh! That hair reminds me of a toupe! I frown upon this look Katie-switch it up!

Katie attempts Broadway

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

Katie Holmes
has always been a shitty actress.
I don’t know why crazy Cruise married her, is it
her height? Her floppy ears? No idea. All I know
is that she’s going to make her Broadway debut
on Sept. 18 in the play ” All My Sons”.
She will be the love interest of some missing
WWII pilot- what a shocker, […]

TomKat to try for baby number 2?

Friday, May 9th, 2008

Friends say
Tom Cruise
and
Katie Holmes
were hinting about giving
Suri
a sibling.
A source said, “She (Katie) said she’s got the itch.”
“Now that Suri is more toddler than baby, she said she misses having an infant in the house. And, of course, she thinks Suri would make a great big sister.”

And what does Tom Cruise think?
“He said if Katie […]

TomKat spent $100,000 on Suri’s birthday party

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Katie Holmes
and
Tom Cruise
spent around $100,000 for
Suri Cruise’s
second birthday bash. Here are a few of their expenses:
* $17,000 on fresh flowers
* $5,000 on  cakes
* $230 on cupcakes
The theme of the party was butterflies because Suri loves them.  A source said: “Suri adores butterflies. It was immediate family and their closest friends only. There […]

The Cruise Twins

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Katie Holmes
is getting closer and closer to becoming
Tom Cruise’s
clone. Here they are attending
Victoria Beckham’s
birthday party.
Source

Tom Cruise thinks Victoria Beckham is a bad influence on Katie Holmes

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

Tom Cruise
is concerned that
Victoria Beckham
may have too much influence on his wife,
Katie Holmes
.
According to a source:
“Katie sees Victoria as a role model.”
“She copies Victoria’s look and even cut her hair the same way. She is very thin largely because she is following Victoria’s strict 900-calories-a-day eating plan. She is copying Victoria’s fad of eating […]