Katie Holmes Blog Entries

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have spent almost $14 million since moving to New York City six months ago.  The couple moved to the Big Apple as Katie prepared to make her Broadway debut in Arthur Miller’s All My Sons.
Most of the cash went towards buying three apartments in the block where they are staying.
Holmes […]

Katie Holmes needs to rest up.  Hubby Tom Cruise told The Sun that he wants a lot more kids.
“I want ten children. I love kids. I feel really fortunate to have the teenagers and a two and a half-year-old. It’s a great dynamic. (Suri’s) so charming, she’s so beautiful, she’s just great.”
When asked about the […]

Katie Holmes spent the afternoon of her 30th birthday going to the bakery with her daughter Suri. Husband Tom Cruise had a surprise birthday cake presented to Katie after her performance in the play All My Sons. Her co-star John Lithgow presented the cake:
“Tom Cruise, our good friend, devoted fan to the show, doting […]

I suppose there are auditions for the Ghost Of Christmas Future…and Katie Holmes is living the part.
I’m not sure what she’s wearing exactly..but I think Tom Cruise is attempting to make her look more like him or maybe she’s turning into a vampire. Either story is convinciving. But seriously, whats the bitch doing? […]

 
Katie Holmes is so ridiculous! Who honestly thought this bitch could sing?
Even my dog is barking furiously at the computer….I keep telling my precious pup that the crazy alien lady won’t force him into scientology!
But seriously, my friends, this is just an awful perfomance that should be suffocated immediately. Pull the plug and fire […]

Oh. My. Fucking. Gosh.
What HAPPENED!? Who did this?! Who is responsible for dressing you!? Did Tom decide that all your outfits be made by him and the scientology cult? Please Katie. Run. Run as fast as you can. Take Suri with you!!!
You look HIDEOUS.  So hideous that I have to wikipedia your age. You’re 29 […]

Here’s a photo of Suri and Katie running from Tom.
I kid, I kid. Yet, Suri’s facial expression makes me feel awkward. I mean, I thought I had some silly faces, but my gosh this face needs to get an award for being the goofiest.
She’s still a cutie!!!

 
NO! NO! NO!
WHAT IS THIS THE 50’s??? Never ever again do that to yourself Katie Holmes.  Holy shitters confritters nobody should ever repeat this fashion faux pa- unless it’s Halloween.  Did you borrow that makeup from a tranny?
Agh! That hair reminds me of a toupe! I frown upon this look Katie-switch it up!

Katie Holmes has always been a shitty actress.
I don’t know why crazy Cruise married her, is it
her height? Her floppy ears? No idea. All I know
is that she’s going to make her Broadway debut
on Sept. 18 in the play ” All My Sons”.
She will be the love interest of some missing
WWII pilot- what a shocker, […]

Friends say Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were hinting about giving Suri a sibling.
A source said, “She (Katie) said she’s got the itch.”
“Now that Suri is more toddler than baby, she said she misses having an infant in the house. And, of course, she thinks Suri would make a great big sister.”
And what does Tom […]

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise spent around $100,000 for Suri Cruise’s second birthday bash. Here are a few of their expenses:
* $17,000 on fresh flowers
* $5,000 on  cakes
* $230 on cupcakes
The theme of the party was butterflies because Suri loves them.  A source said: “Suri adores butterflies. It was immediate family and their closest friends […]

Katie Holmes is getting closer and closer to becoming Tom Cruise’s clone. Here they are attending Victoria Beckham’s birthday party.
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Tom Cruise is concerned that Victoria Beckham may have too much influence on his wife, Katie Holmes.
According to a source:
“Katie sees Victoria as a role model.”
“She copies Victoria’s look and even cut her hair the same way. She is very thin largely because she is following Victoria’s strict 900-calories-a-day eating plan. She is copying Victoria’s […]

Tom Cruise’s marriage to Katie Holmes was arranged by the Church of Scientology after a series of fake casting calls for a role in the new Mission Impossible movie.
Ex-Scientologist Marc Headley reveals:
“They went for Jennifer Garner, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba, in that order. Jennifer and Jessica didn’t bite but Scarlett took the bait and […]

Suri Cruise is not even two-years-old yet, but her parents treat her like an adult.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes treat her as an adult because as Scientologists, they believe their daughter has lived for billions of years and so she already knows all there is to know.
Their daughter does not even go to bed until […]

Here’s Katie Holmes on Good Morning America.  Is it just me, or is she looking creepy and old?
She’s only 29 years old, but she’s looking 40 plus.

Here’s Katie Holmes at the Critics’ Choice Awards last night in Santa Monica.
It looks like she just stumbled out of bed and got caught in the sheets.

Katie Holmes revealed in an interview that Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise’s adopted kids called her mom.
According to Holmes:  “His first two children are incredible, really smart and kind. They call me ‘Mom’.”
Recently, Kidman revealed that the kids no longer “call me Mummy.”
“It’s Mum or sometimes Nicole. I’m like, ‘Hey!’” she said.
She must be pissed!

Nicole Kidman is not too happy with Tom Cruise’s parenting of their two adopted children.
14-year-old Isabella and 12-year-old Connor live with Cruise and his new wife, Katie Holmes.
Kidman, who’s currently married to Keith Urban, lives in Nashville.
“My kids don’t call me mommy, they don’t even call me mom. They call me Nicole, which I hate […]

New York Marathon runners have been questioning why Katie Holmes was admitted to the race without qualifying (even though 60,000 other applicants were denied).
Mrs. Tom Cruise was admitted to the race as a VIP, unlike Lance Armstrong who went through standard qualifying procedures.
The minimum qualifying run time for a woman runner is 3 hours and […]