Katie Holmes Blog Entries

Posh asks Katie Holmes to sell her jeans

Thursday, August 9th, 2007

Victoria Beckham sent her friend, Katie Holmes, a package of jeans.  The jeans are Beckham’s own brand DVB.
She’s asking Holmes to wear the jeans in public to give the brand a boost.  According to a close source, Victoria saw “another marketing opportunity.”
Well…that’s what friends are for.

Posh Spice and Katie Holmes stiff waitress

Sunday, August 5th, 2007

Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes had lunch at the Mondrian Hotel’s Asia de Cuba restaurant when they neglected to tip their waitress.
After Katie paid their check, they began to exit the restaurant. When the waitress noticed the oversight, she attempted to catch up with Katie and Victoria, but was stopped by their security guards.
It wouldn’t […]

Katie Holmes looking like a granny

Sunday, June 24th, 2007

This is a picture of Katie Holmes at an airport in France. What happened to that cute little think from the pre-Tom Cruise days?
She needs leave the Scientology mother ship & return back to earth.

Oops…Tom did it again!

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007

 
So Tom’s done it again! Katie Holmes is pregnant again according to British newspaper, The Sun. A source says: “Katie and Tom are thrilled about having another baby on the way. She is glowing with happiness.”
So much for Katie escaping from this marriage.  Tom’s grasp over her is getting tighter and tighter. 
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Copy Kat: Hey Now…She’s a Porn Star

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

Katie Holmes (aka Mrs. Tom Cruise) is steaming after an 18-year-old girl changed her name to Katee Holmes and plans to kick-start her career by losing her virginity on film.
The porn star’s agent, Shy Love, defended her client: “Katee is using the name as a tribute to Katie, who has always portrayed […]

Katie Holmes Ordered To Take “Mommy Classes”

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

Us Weekly reports that Tom Cruise has ordered wife Katie Holmes to attend Scientology “mommy classes” so that she’ll become a better mom to their one-year-old daughter Suri. Naturally, the long-suffering mom wasn’t exactly jumping for joy at the idea.
“Katie was quite offended by that,” the source tells Us. “Can you imagine when you’re 28 […]

Katie Holmes & Posh Are Attached at the Hip

Monday, December 11th, 2006

If it’s not bad enough they’re seen together every waking moment, now Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham work together.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Celebrate their Wedding…Again

Monday, December 11th, 2006

TomKat had yet another party that Oprah wasn’t invited to this weekend to celebrate their uber creepy nuptials. Seriously, if these two disappeared into an oblivion, I would not be upset. At all. [Source]

TomKat Hates Oprah

Thursday, December 7th, 2006

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes really dislike Oprah Winfrey. Why? Well, they are having another wedding here stateside this weekend and guess who was left off this guest list…not unlike the Italy guest list? That’s right…OPRAH. So Tom Cruise is just a bitch – he ruins her couch, and then doesn’t even invite her to […]

The Bearded Woman

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006

So…we all know that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes got hitched this weekend…well, a week before this elaborate show in Italy this weekend…and now Kate Cruise’s life is over. We’ll never recover her. She’s gone forever. So just a few more tidbits that are starting to trickle out that I thought y’all might find interesting. […]

I was Hoping this was the Out-Clause – No, the Other Out-Clause…DAMNIT

Monday, November 20th, 2006

When all this hubbub happened about TomKat getting hitched at an Italian castle, I thought to myself – but how will this wedding be legal? Neither one of them are Italian citizens and/or residents. I thought maybe, just maybe, this would be the glimmer of hope for Katie. Maybe, just maybe, someone in the Scientology […]

And there You Have it – Tom and Katie…Cruise…Droids

Sunday, November 19th, 2006

Let’s be honest kids – there isn’t much going on today except…Tom and Kate Cruise. Oooh, she’s Kate now….oooh, I’m scared. Well, I know I’ve been the one saying all along that this wedding would never happen. I, of course, will now be the first one to say I was wrong and woopee now they’re […]

Tom, Katie, and Alien in a Car Crash

Friday, November 17th, 2006

Blah Blah Blah, media frenzy, blah blah blah Hollywood’s biggest beard marriage blah blah blah. Well, Tom and Katie were driving down an alley in their car and swiped a mini cooper. Of course this is being referred to as a collision for drama. Collisions don’t leave foot-long scratches. Collisions leave totaled vehicles – or […]

Suri Cruise Sees the Light of Day

Thursday, November 16th, 2006

Oh my goshness, peeps – who knew aliens could survive outside of the Scientology compound. Italy has been infected – protect yourselves!
In all seriousness, Suri Cruise looks like someone took Tom Cruise, added the femaleness of Katie Holmes, squinched him into a baby, and said – ok, be a baby and be creepy. [Source]

Oprah, Oscar, Oprah, Oscar

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

I have a huge problem with the two pieces of news associated with this…piece. Both, quelle surprise, have to do with Tom Cruise and his droid bride-to-be, Katie Holmes. What else could be happening with these two, you ask? Well, oh, you just wait…because it’s shocking. FIRST – Oprah was NOT, I repeat was NOT […]

Katie Holmes Spends $3000 on Wedding Lingerie

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006

Katie McDroid Holmes spent something like $3000 on lingerie recently, most of which was supposedly for this “wedding” she’s having in Italy. Who the hayl needs $3000 worth of underwears? I mean, I don’t know what happens to her underwears, but mine get all narsty and shredded, which is why I purchase from the Vicky […]

Maybe Posh Should Tell Katie How to Get the Hayl Outta There Instead of How to Lose Some Pounds

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006

Well it seems there might be some bad blood brewing between BFFs Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham. Quelle type de bad blood you ask? Well, it appears that Lady McSkinnyPants has been giving Carazzzeeeeee McNewScientologistZombie some un-requested tips about how to lose a few pounds before the big fake wedding day. And to make matters […]