Kevin Federline Blog Entries

 The divorce is not over!!
Kevin Federline is reportedly refusing to sign their divorce papers while the Britney Spears continues to party.   He will not finalize the divorce because he is concerned about the well-being of their two young sons, Sean Preston, 21 months; and Jayden James, 10 months.
Kevin Federline is reportedly refusing to sign their divorce […]

 
Britney Spears is planning on taking a tropical vacation with her ex-husband Kevin Federline and their two sons. 
“Whatever Brit and Kev have been through, they will always put their boys first,” says a friend of Britney’s.” 
Yup…they always put their kids first.  Definitely Parents of the Year material. 

According to the NY Post, Kevin Federline’s ex Shar Jackson is seven week pregnant with his child:
Federline may have morning sickness, which could last for nine months when he reads this - but this is to tell him his on-again-off-again-and-for-sure-lately very on-again romance with Shar Jackson […]

Kevin Federline was reported to be appearing with Keanu Reeves and Forest Whitaker in the movie, Night Watch. Now we hear he will NOT be cast in the movie.
According to a Fox studio rep, “it didn’t work out due to his availability.”
Umm…what? K-Fed is unavailable? That makes sense…with his […]

It has been reported last week that all Kevin Federline is gonna get from his divorce with Britney Spears is a million dollars. Star magazine, however, is saying K-Fed will be richer by something like $13 million.
No wonder Britney told K-Fed before they finalized the details of their divorce: “You’re the biggest mistake I’ve ever […]

Poor Kevin Federline. All he gets for donating his sperm to Britney Spears is a million bucks. NOT!
While the couple has indeed signed a global settlement agreement on all issues concerning their marriage and custody of their kids Sean Preston and Jayden James, reports that K-Fed is getting is $1 million and that he gets […]

Actually, it’s not much of a secret. Kevin Federline has been blabbing about it months ago, that his ex-wife Britney Spears is into threesomes and lesbian orgies.
Only this time, someone else is confirming the douchebag’s words.
Omar “Iceman” Sharif, a rap music producer who also happens to be a friend of K-Fed’s, said “Britney was into […]

Web site iWatchNow.com is offering $1 million to anyone who can provide them with an authentic Britney Spears and Kevin Federline sex tape. If one really doesn’t exist, maybe you can hire them to make one for half the profits? Their careers need a boost. And, to the proprietors of iWatchNow, if two redneck-ish individuals […]

I never thought I would believe Sean P and Jayden James would be catching a break if their dad, Kevin Federline, was granted custody. But here I am, feeling like they may be better off in his hands than Britney Spears’ now that the erstwhile pop star and the failed rapper have agreed to share […]

Strapped for cash, K-Fed is reportedly shopping around a tell-all book about his marriage to Britney Spears. It’s rumored the unwritten novel is set to include gory details about Brit’s sexual proclivities and her, ummm, belief in time travel. Anyway, since it’s safe to assume K-Fed’s writing skills are about on par with his rapping […]

Even if it’s just a rumor, it’s possibly the most delicious rumor I’ve heard in a LONG time. Seriously, just thinking about it makes me giddy. Ohnotheydidn’t reports:
After hanging out with former ‘Friends’ costars, Jen made for Club Citrus with some gal pals for some laughs and what became a few too many Limoncello’s. Jen […]

K-Fed now is claiming that Britney is a bisexual, begged him to have threesomes, and that’s when the rest of the world stopped listening and officially started thanking god that she’s back on the market. Hosed again, Kevin…Hosed again. [Source]

FedEx’s lawyer has come out and said there is no sex tape. He then said, if you’ve been in an accident and need to sue someone call me at 1-800-LAWYERS. [Source]

Whether this is for reals or not – I’m, like, totally obsessed with the fact that I’ve decided it’s real and it’s awesome. And…who strategically took a picture of it? And, Kevin’s handwriting looks like he is in sixth grade. It all makes sense…[Source]

FedEx, as he’s fondly being called in the blogosphere, has responded to Britney’s divorce petition, and it makes him look even dumber than even I could have imagined. It’s like he is on the playground, and she called him an ugly butt-face and he said, “no, you’re an ugly-butt face” and then hi-fived all his […]

Britney is soooo going to win this divorce game against Kevin Pooperline. K-Fed was caught with his pants down even further when Brit dropped the D-Bomb yesterday. Apparently, he and his people didn’t even know that she filed for deeevorce, let alone custody of the two kids. Which, as some are pointing out, is bloody […]