Kim Kardashian Blog Entries

Kim Kardashian looks like shit

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

This is a makeup NO-NO!
Alrighty, Kim Kardashian is known for her ass but once in a while ( when we look at her face) we can only stare into those beautiful smokey eyes.However, what the eff is this bat shit on her eyes????!!!!
It looks like someone just took a black sharpie and traced it […]

Khloe Kardashian is going to jail

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

 
Khloe Kardashian is going to jail because of her tranny-like image.
Not.  Although, that is a plausible reason.  So this fool got a DUI last year but never completed the alcohol education program and the community service shit.  Because of this she is sentenced to 30 days in jail starting this friday.  Kim Kardashian ( the […]

Kim Kardashian gets jiggly with it

Monday, June 16th, 2008

 
Sometimes I forget that you can turn into
a celebrity just with a click of the record button
and a moan.
Kim Kardashian’s ass has made it’s way into the hearts
and rooms of many a man in the world. But I find it just
a bit disturbing how big it actually is. It could eat her
entire family. The other […]

Paula Abdul celebrates Sober Day

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

Paula Abdul joined Paris Hilton and Benji Madden, and the Kardashian sisters at the Sober Day USA 2008 party! Guests at the event all were treated to Water instead of alcohol.
They may not have had any alcohol, but I’m sure that water helped Paula wash down her pills.

Paris hates Kardashian’s ass

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

Paris Hilton did an interview with a Las Vegas radio station yesterday and they asked her, “Would you rather have Kim Kardashian’s ass or Jessica Simpson’s rack?”
Her response: “Gross. I would not want that.”
“[Kardashian’s ass is] disgusting. It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”
Paris quickly took it back however, telling InTouch, […]

Kardashian gets engaged

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

According to recent reports, Kim Kardashian is engaged to her football player boyfriend, Reggie Bush.
Kim and Reggie Bush were together in Miami on December 31, where Kardashian was hosting Mansion’s New Year’s Bash in South Beach.
This will be Kardashian’s second marriage. The 27-year-old was previously married to music producer Damon Thomas. They […]

Kardashian robbed at airport

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

Kim Kardashian was victim of a robbery after $50,000 worth of jewellery was stolen from her luggage when she arrived at New York’s JFK Airport.
While she was busy posing for photographs and signing autographs for the Delta employees, thieves stole jewelery, a Cartier watch, a laptop and a digital camera from Kardashian’s bags.
Hmmm…a digital camera?  […]

Britney Spears has crush on Kim Kardashian

Monday, November 5th, 2007

Britney Spears has told friends that she wants to sleep with Kim Kardashian.
Britney is quoted as saying, “I really love Kim’s butt, skin and hair. Kim is a real women. A real horny beast.”
What a cute couple.  These attention whores have a lot in common.

Leaked Kim Kardashian Pics

Thursday, October 25th, 2007

These are pics from Kim Kardashian’s Playboy photo shoot.  Don’t expect any money shots.  Kardashian refused to do any totally nude scenes.

Kim Kardashian poses for Playboy

Monday, July 23rd, 2007

Kim Kardashian is probably one of the smartest whores in the biz.  First, the leaked celebrity sex tape with Ray J helped her face become a regular in tabloids and the media.  Next, she got $5 million dollars from the company that distributed the video without her permission.
Now, she will now be appearing in an […]

Kim Kardashian Gets Butt Implants?

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007

Recent photos seem to show Kim Kardashian with a lot more junk in the trunk. All of a sudden, her ass looks way out of proportion.
Reports indicate she has gotten butt implants.
‘I know some guys are fans of a bootie, and women have been known to get ass implants to […]

Kim K. To Get $5M For Dropping Sex Video Suit

Monday, April 30th, 2007

Kim Kardashian, star of a sex tape that she made with former boyfriend, singer Ray J, has decided to drop the lawsuit she filed against the company that released it, and she’ll get paid a ton of money.
Us Weekly says that Vivid Entertainment will pay Kardashian a little something like five million buckaroos for the […]

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Released Today

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007

As promised, Vivid Entertainment has pushed through with its plan to release both the DVD and download versions of Kim Kardashian Superstar, her lawsuit to stop it notwithstanding.
It’s too early to tell whether the latest celebrity sex tape featuring the socialite and Brandy’s kid brother will be as huge as the Paris Hilton sex video, […]

Porn Offer For Ray J

Monday, March 19th, 2007

Now the fruits of Ray J’s labors are ripe for the picking.
Ray J has apparently impressed Vivid Entertainment enough in his performance in the soon-to-be-released celebrity sex tape he made with Kim Kardashian that the smut company has offered Brandy’s kid brother a four-picture deal to make more porn.
However, Vivid, the same company that will […]

March 21 Release For Kim Kardashian Sex Tape

Friday, March 9th, 2007

Porn purveyor Vivid Entertainment will be releasing “Kim Kardashian Superstar” on March 21, despite the lawsuit filed by the newest member of the celebrity sex tapes club against them. Oh, happy day.
Steven Hirsch, Co-Chairman of Vivid, told TMZ, “I met with Kim yesterday and unfortunately, we didn’t even come close to reaching an agreement. We […]

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape On Hold

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007

Just a day before the scheduled release of the Kim Kardashian sex tape, and Vivid Entertainment springs this one on us.
The smut company has decided to postpone the release of the sex tape Kim made with Brandy’s brother Ray-J because they wanna meet Kim face-to-face before releasing the video.
Party pooper.
Or brilliant marketing strategist, come to […]

Kim Kardashian Sues Vivid Over Sex Tape

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007

The Kim Kardashian sex tape charade continues.
Access Hollywood is reporting that Kim has made good on her promise to go to court over the tape, filing a lawsuit against the adult entertainment company which is set to release “Kim Kardashian Superstar” on February 28.
She filed the suit against Vivid Entertainment, asking for unspecified damages, attorney […]

Kim Kardashian Lands TV Gig

Tuesday, February 20th, 2007

Kim Kardashian is indeed following in her best friend’s footsteps.
A little over a week before her sex tape hits the stands, here comes news that Kim has secured a TV gig in the form of Beyond the Break, which is some sort of a teen surfing drama being aired over the cable network Noggin.
According to […]

Ray J Kicked Out of Kim Kardashian Bash?

Monday, February 12th, 2007

Get the Kim Kardashian Sex Video!

The February 28 release of the Kim Kardashian-Ray J sex tape is still more than two weeks away, but apparently, the two are already hard at work creating more buzz about their videotaped romp. Like the way Ray-J was supposedly thrown out of a party hosted by “Kim K. Superstar” […]

New Clips From Kim Kardashian Sex Tape

Friday, February 9th, 2007

Get the Kim Kardashian Sex Video!

Everyone’s talking about the shocking death of Anna Nicole Smith, often to the point that we forget there are other celebrities out there starving for our attention. So, being the generous soul that I am, I’m giving other celebs space in this blog, like Kim Kardashian, for example.
Kim dear, don’t […]