Lindsay Lohan Blog Entries

 
Unfortunately, talent has no say in many of the ventures that celebrities put themselves into. Case in point, Lindsay Lohan. Granted, she’s a stylist pop-tart. However that’s doesn’t mean she has the talent or mind to be handed her own fashion line. All she possesses is the means and marketability (if that) to sell a […]

The train wreck got her lips done! She looks like a damn duck! What do you think of her new pout?

Police believe the same people that broke into Lindsay’s house also broke into Audrina’s home! Apparently, the stuff stolen from Lindsay’s house included “very incriminating videos and photos” along with legal documents that “could cause embarrassment” if leaked to the press. Dozens of fashion accessories were stolen as well and the safe was ripped from the wall. […]

Who cares!?!?! Right? She’s a train-wreck coke whore! The whore arrived at her girlfriends house at 2:45am on Wednesday morning in hysterics because her house had been robbed and the police needed to be called. Lohan is too dumb to call police herself! Loud crying was heard moments after she entered the house. Oh the […]

Future train-wreck/Paris/Britney/Lindsay: Miley Cyrus, 16, is at the center of another controversy because of photos posted on director Adam Shankman’s yFrog page. In one pic, Miley is seen with her back and ass against Shankman’s chest and penis, while in another, she’s posing and squatting on a chair acting like a whore!
Shankman has responded to the pictures, saying: “Miley is a […]

 
Lindsay Lohan has been accused of stealing the jewelry loaned to her while shooting for Elle in London!
Lohan has a history of stealing, in the past she was:
- Sued for nabbing a mink coat a worth $11k from a Columbia University student in NYC nightclub
- Accused of stealing over $10k in clothing from her friends.
- Barred from working […]

Linsday Lohan does not have a problem with making fun of herself. She recently did new video on funnyordie.com where she makes fun of the eHarmony dating service.
It’s a pretty funny video. I have to say, Lindsay knows how to keep herself in the center of our computer screens. Check out her video here.

 
Lindsay has to have a headline from the weekend. Here’s the story. Lindsay was denied entry on friday night at a party hosted by Charlotte, Samantha Ronson’s sister. Apparently, Charlotte banned Lindsay from the party at Bar Marmont where Samantha was the dj. According to PEOPLE:
when Lindsay tried to enter, she was reportedly “held back […]

 
Lindsay Lohan was issued a warrant on Friday with a $50,000 bail. Her attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, has said that Lohan will not appear in court on Monday and that she will appear on Lohan’s behalf. In a statement on Saturday, her attorney said,
Since her case was resolved, Ms. Lohan has been in compliance with […]

Lindsay Lohan and her younger sister Ali went shopping over the weekend in New York. This photo looks as if Lindsay stepped through a portal from her Parent Trap days. Either that or she has a curious case of that Benjamin Buttons disease.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have secured their relationship (and future court proceedings) by opening a joint bank account. Britain’s Daily Express is reporting:
Ronson, who is said to earn as much as $23,460 (GBP17,000) for a disc-spinning performance, has always been fiercely keen to keep her financial
independence - and constantly splashes the cash on […]

Ever since New Year, rampant speculation has ensued that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are no longer faking lesbianism in an effort to rejuvenate Lindsay’s career. TMZ has reported that the two are in fact broken up and living separately:
We know Lindsay moved out of Sam’s house and is staying with Jen, her manager. Lindsay […]

Lindsay Lohan got quite a Christmas present this holiday season.  On her MySpace blog, she writes:
“My father just let my family and I know, amongst others that he had another child after my little sister Aliana, or maybe he had it before Aliana?? either way, he cheated on my mother and that really sucks…”
Her father, […]

Everyone knows that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are more than just friends…even if Lindsay refuses to admit it.  When asked by Harper’s Bazaar who she’s dating she said, “I think it’s pretty obvious who I’m seeing.”
When asked if she was a lesbian, she said , “No.”  But when asked if she was bi she […]

 
And once again we have a fallen celebrity who is trying to hard to look hot.
Lindsay Lohan, these aren’t the fucking hippie days. Quit with the peace sign on your ass. You are the absolute antonym to peace.
This photograph is recent and Linsday wants the world to know that she too can look like every […]

Lindsay Lohan is going to release her new album Spirit In The Dark one day.
I don’t care to tell you when it’s coming out because I don’t condone buying the album. However I do think that Spirit In The Dark is probably a translation for Spirit In The Closet.
Well, her hair looks fake as […]

 
I’m tired of Linsday Lohan opening her mouth and typing on her blog.
I’m tired of looking at her disgusting body, face, hair. She must smell like a cigarette, just like her pootang-pal Sam Ronson.
Anyways, last July Lindsay hijacked an SUV while under the influence. Three dudes were in it: Ronnie Blake, Jackson Sutter and […]

 
The hoes were spotted wearing bikinis and simmering in the sun.
Linsday has a hot body, but Sam…not so much. I was actually expecting Sam to be in some trunks and a wife-beater. However, that is too high of an expectation.
Samantha’s cleavage made me want to puke my perfect taco that I just ate.  It’s […]

Barack Obama’s campaign is trying to distance itself from Lindsay Lohan after she endorsed him on her blog while calling Sarah Palin a “media obsessed homophobe.”
Lindsay wants to host some Obama events, but his people aren’t interested.  According to the Chicago Sun-Times:
“…a top source in the Barack Obama team tells me the actress ”is not […]

Samantha Ronson says she is marrying Lindsay Lohan before New Year.
At an L.A. club, she announced:
“By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.”
“Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.”
“Power of a woman”? We all know that Ronson is the man in this […]