Lindsay Lohan Blog Entries

Lindsay may NOT be with SAM anymore

Monday, August 18th, 2008

 
So Lindsay Lohan might not be munching on carpet anymore. Sources have revealed to Ok! Magazine:
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may be inseparable, but following weeks of arguments, friends tell OK! they fear that Linds will leave her DJ girlfriend - for a man. Apparently LiLo has already been flirting with guys, and cracks are […]

Dear Linsday Lohan

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Hey Lindsay Lohan..
I just read your blog and it made me feel a bit weezy in my stomach.
Here’s the visual…
Whenever you mention Ali Lohan and breasts…I want to puke.  She’s a walking corpse…and here you are getting mad at the paparazzi for questioning you about her alleged implants.  Then you go on to say […]

Ali Lohan can’t sing

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

 
Caca-face Ali Lohan released a new single. Click HERE to listen.
It’s clearly annoying and she doesn’t have much of a great voice.  Maybe it would have worked in the 90’s. The lyrics have to do with love and a boy and a future…she def. has no future in singing.  How is corpse face attractive? She needs […]

Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

 
These celebrities were born on July 2:
Lindsay Lohan is 22.
Michelle Branch is 25.
Ashley Tisdale is 23.
Jerry Hall is 52.
Dan Renzi is 34.
Olivia Munn is 26.
Monie Love is 38.
Jerrod Emick is 39.
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Hell for Lohans

Saturday, June 28th, 2008

 
Nothing new about a bastard child these days.
But what if this bastard child just happened to be the daughter of Michael Lohan who just happens to be the FATHER OF LINSDAY LOHAN. Then things just get a wee bit out of control. So it all started in 1985 when Michael and Dina got married and […]

Linsday is a Spirit in the Closet

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

 
The hype and anticipation for Lindsay Lohan’s third studio album is elevating at an exponential level.
It will be called Spirit In The Dark. Hm…the title is interesting, now does this Spirit refer to her lesbian self and how she’s still in the closet…so that gives away the Dark part? Yep. I’m pretty damn sure that’s […]

Lindsay Lohan back to loving the sausage?

Friday, June 13th, 2008

 
We’d all love to be shocked that Linsday Lohan is
actually letting someone grope her but it’s become quiet
common.
Don’t let this picture fool you, this is just Linsday
shooting a new scene for her upcoming movie Labor Pains.
She plays some pregnant fool, just a low-rent version
of the amazing movie Knocked Up.
And all this means is that her […]

Linsday Lohan and Visa

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

For once, Linsday Lohan is actually in the spotlight for the right reasons.
Recently, Linsday did a photo shoot to help launch the Visa Swap 2008. The nifty campaign aims at high fashion lovers to swap their unwanted designer items for Visa points. It will be located in London’s Covent Garden over a three-week period. Visa […]

Lindsay screws Bobby Brown’s son in bathroom

Saturday, June 7th, 2008

Landon Brown reveals his intimate bathroom encounter with Lindsay Lohan:
“Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she waked by. […]

Lindsay Lohan hospitalized

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

Lindsay Lohan was hospitalized after an “asthma attack”. She spent over two hours in the hospital after a six-hour bicoastal flight (from New York to Los Angeles).
Lohan was spotted leaving a Los Angeles emergency room with her “friend” Samantha Ronson.
During her flight, she began to experience discomfort in her chest and asked flight attendants […]

Michael Lohan confirms Lindsay Lohan is a lesbian

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan’s dad, Michael, has confirmed that is daughter is a lesbian.  Lindsay’s mom, Dina Lohan, and sister Ali Lohan have both denied the rumors.
According to Michael, Lindsay’s romance with close pal DJ Samantha Ronson, “is evident to anyone with half a brain.”
“Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there […]

Lindsay Lohan mistaken for Courtney Love

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

Lindsay Lohan was having lunch at a restaurant in Los Angeles when some fans started screaming, “Courtney! Courtney!”
According to a source, fans mistook Lohan for Courtney Love.
“She was also looking extremely pale. You know things are going downhill when you get mistaken for an ex-druggie plastic surgery disaster who’s twice your age!”

Lindsay Lohan needs a sponsor

Sunday, May 18th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan is having party to celebrate her 22nd birthday…and she’s looking for a someone to sponsor the party.
The website reads:
“Sponsors will have a unique branding opportunity to an internationally media worthy event. Lindsay and her 10 closes girlfriends will start the celebration in the early afternoon with spa treatments including manicures, facials and massages.
“Upon […]

Lindsay Lohan is out of another job

Saturday, May 10th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan lost another job! Not only was she kicked off “Manson Girls,” she has also been dropped from Jack Black’s new movie, “Ye Old Times.”
Her publicist claims “scheduling conflicts.”  However, a producer confirmed she left the movie: “We have just decided to go our separate ways. We currently have an offer out to another […]

Rupert Grint is staying away from Lindsay & Paris

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

Harry Potter co-star, Rupert Grint, refuses to move to Los Angeles, because he doesn’t want to be around the likes of  Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.
“These are the types of girls you need to stay away from.”
“I met Lindsay last summer and she talked about herself a lot. She said she was going to win […]

Lindsay Lohan sex tape

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

Here is a grainy pic of our favorite ho, Lindsay Lohan, pleasuring her ex-boyfriend, Calum Best.
According to reports, Calum sent the video from his cell phone to some of his friends.  Apparently, someone is trying to sell it.
Lindsay is reportedly freaking out because she “can’t remember it being filmed”.

Lindsay Lohan, Eddie Murphy win Razzies

Sunday, February 24th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan & Eddie Murphy cleaned up at the 28th Golden Raspberry Awards on Saturday night.
At the ceremony, which honors the worst in film,  Lohan’s “I Know Who Killed Me” beat out the previous Razzie record-holder, Showgirls, by “winning” eight awards.
Winners receive gold spray-painted Razzie trophies worth $4.89.
Following is a list of this year’s Razzie […]

Dina Lohan sends 14-year-old daughter to Lindsay’s nude photo shoo

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

Dina Lohan has given her approval to the nude photographs of her daughter, Lindsay.
“It was very tastefully done.”
“I respect the photographer as an artist, so I look at them artistically.”
“I looked at it as art, and as Lindsay doing a character. So I don’t look at them like it’s Playboy; she was being a character. […]

Lohan’s lip job

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

Lindsey Lohan got some more fat injected into her lips to make them fuller.
Does anyone find that attractive? Looks more like an allergic reaction rather than a lip job.
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Lohan to work at morgue

Friday, January 18th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan will be working at a morgue as part of her punishment for misdemeanor drunken driving.
She will spend two 4-hour days working there to learn about the real-life consequences of drinking and driving.
She will also work two days in a hospital emergency room.
Maybe this will scare her straight.  Stay tuned!