Lindsay Lohan Blog Entries

Lindsay Lohan: My Father Had An Illegitimate Child!

Thursday, December 25th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan
got quite a Christmas present this holiday season.  On her
MySpace blog
, she writes:
“My father just let my family and I know, amongst others that he had another child after my little sister Aliana, or maybe he had it before Aliana?? either way, he cheated on my mother and that really sucks…”

Her father,
Michael Lohan
[…]

Lindsay Lohan: I’m not a lesbian

Monday, November 10th, 2008

Everyone knows that
Lindsay Lohan
and
Samantha Ronson
are more than just friends…even if Lindsay refuses to admit it.  When asked by Harper’s Bazaar who she’s dating she said, “I think it’s pretty obvious who I’m seeing.”
When asked if she was a lesbian, she said , “No.”  But when asked if she was bi she said, “Maybe. […]

Lindsay Lohan Is Trying Too Damn Hard

Friday, November 7th, 2008

 

And once again we have a fallen celebrity who is trying to hard to look hot.
Lindsay Lohan
, these aren’t the fucking hippie days. Quit with the peace sign on your ass. You are the absolute antonym to peace.
This photograph is recent and Linsday wants the world to know that she too can look like every […]

Lindsay Lohan’s Shiteous Album Cover

Sunday, October 26th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan
is going to release her new album S
pirit In The Dark
one day.
I don’t care to tell you when it’s coming out because I don’t condone buying the album. However I do think that
Spirit In The Dark
is probably a translation for
Spirit In The Closet
.
Well, her hair looks fake as fuck and I […]

Lindsay Lohan Is Being Sued!!!

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

 

I’m tired of
Linsday Lohan
opening her mouth and typing on her blog.
I’m tired of looking at her disgusting body, face, hair. She must smell like a cigarette, just like her pootang-pal Sam Ronson.
Anyways, last July Lindsay hijacked an SUV while under the influence. Three dudes were in it: Ronnie Blake, Jackson Sutter and […]

Linsday and Sam: Fun in the Sun

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

 

The hoes were spotted wearing bikinis and simmering in the sun.

Linsday
has a hot body, but Sam…not so much. I was actually expecting Sam to be in some trunks and a wife-beater. However, that is too high of an expectation.

Samantha’s cleavage made me want to puke my perfect taco that I just ate.  It’s […]

Obama wants Lindsay Lohan to shut up

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

Barack Obama’s
campaign is trying to distance itself from Lindsay Lohan after she endorsed him on her blog while calling
Sarah Palin
a “media obsessed homophobe.”
Lindsay wants to host some Obama events, but his people aren’t interested.  According to the Chicago Sun-Times:
“…a top source in the Barack Obama team tells me the actress ”is not exactly […]

Is Lindsay getting married?

Monday, September 15th, 2008

Samantha Ronson
says she is marrying
Lindsay Lohan
before New Year.
At an L.A. club, she announced:
“By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.”
“Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.”

“Power of a woman”? We all know that Ronson is the man in this relationship […]

Lindsay may NOT be with SAM anymore

Monday, August 18th, 2008

 

So Lindsay
Lohan
might not be munching on carpet anymore. Sources have revealed to
Ok! Magazine
:
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may be inseparable, but following weeks of arguments, friends tell OK! they fear that Linds will leave her DJ girlfriend - for a man. Apparently LiLo has already been flirting with guys, and cracks are seem to […]

Dear Linsday Lohan

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Hey
Lindsay Lohan.
.
I just read your
blog
and it made me feel a bit weezy in my stomach.
Here’s the visual…
Whenever you mention Ali Lohan and breasts…I want to puke.  She’s a walking corpse…and here you are getting mad at the paparazzi for questioning you about her alleged implants.  Then you go on to say your mother […]

Ali Lohan can’t sing

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

 

Caca-face
Ali Lohan
released a new single. Click
HERE
to listen.
It’s clearly annoying and she doesn’t have much of a great voice.  Maybe it would have worked in the 90’s. The lyrics have to do with love and a boy and a future…she def. has no future in singing.  How is corpse face attractive? She needs a nose […]

Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

 

These celebrities were born on July 2:
Lindsay Lohan
is 22.
Michelle Branch is 25.
Ashley Tisdale is 23.
Jerry Hall is 52.
Dan Renzi is 34.
Olivia Munn is 26.
Monie Love is 38.
Jerrod Emick is 39.
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Hell for Lohans

Saturday, June 28th, 2008

 
Nothing new about a bastard child these days.
But what if this bastard child just happened to be the daughter of Michael Lohan who just happens to be the FATHER OF
LINSDAY LOHAN
. Then things just get a wee bit out of control. So it all started in 1985 when Michael and Dina got married and had […]

Linsday is a Spirit in the Closet

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

 

The hype and anticipation for
Lindsay Lohan’s
third studio album is elevating at an exponential level.
It will be called
Spirit In The Dark
. Hm…the title is interesting, now does this
Spirit
refer to her lesbian self and how she’s still in the closet…so that gives away the
Dark
part? Yep. I’m pretty damn sure that’s what it means.
Let’s take […]

Lindsay Lohan back to loving the sausage?

Friday, June 13th, 2008

 
We’d all love to be shocked that
Linsday Lohan
is
actually letting someone grope her but it’s become quiet
common.
Don’t let this picture fool you, this is just Linsday
shooting a new scene for her upcoming movie Labor Pains.
She plays some pregnant fool, just a low-rent version
of the amazing movie
Knocked Up
.
And all this means is that her “secret” relationship […]

Linsday Lohan and Visa

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

For once,
Linsday Lohan
is actually in the spotlight for the right reasons.
Recently, Linsday did a photo shoot to help launch the

Visa Swap 2008

. The nifty campaign aims at high fashion lovers to swap their unwanted designer items for Visa points. It will be located in London’s Covent Garden over a three-week period. Visa states in […]

Lindsay screws Bobby Brown’s son in bathroom

Saturday, June 7th, 2008

Landon Brown
reveals his intimate bathroom encounter with
Lindsay Lohan
:
“Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she waked by. I walked […]

Lindsay Lohan hospitalized

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

Lindsay Lohan
was hospitalized after an “asthma attack”. She spent over two hours in the hospital after a six-hour bicoastal flight (from New York to Los Angeles).
Lohan was spotted leaving a Los Angeles emergency room with her “friend”
Samantha Ronson
.
During her flight, she began to experience discomfort in her chest and asked flight attendants for a […]

Michael Lohan confirms Lindsay Lohan is a lesbian

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan’s
dad, Michael, has confirmed that is daughter is a lesbian.  Lindsay’s mom,
Dina Lohan
, and sister
Ali Lohan
have both denied the rumors.
According to Michael, Lindsay’s romance with close pal DJ
Samantha Ronson
, “is evident to anyone with half a brain.”
“Just like the [topless]
Marilyn Monroe
spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a […]

Lindsay Lohan mistaken for Courtney Love

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

Lindsay Lohan
was having lunch at a restaurant in Los Angeles when some fans started screaming, “Courtney! Courtney!”
According to a source, fans mistook Lohan for
Courtney Love
.
“She was also looking extremely pale. You know things are going downhill when you get mistaken for an ex-druggie plastic surgery disaster who’s twice your age!”