Lindsay Lohan Blog Entries

Lindsay Lohan
got quite a Christmas present this holiday season.  On her
MySpace blog
, she writes:
“My father just let my family and I know, amongst others that he had another child after my little sister Aliana, or maybe he had it before Aliana?? either way, he cheated on my mother and that really sucks…”

Her father,
Michael Lohan
[…]

Everyone knows that
Lindsay Lohan
and
Samantha Ronson
are more than just friends…even if Lindsay refuses to admit it.  When asked by Harper’s Bazaar who she’s dating she said, “I think it’s pretty obvious who I’m seeing.”
When asked if she was a lesbian, she said , “No.”  But when asked if she was bi she said, “Maybe. […]

And once again we have a fallen celebrity who is trying to hard to look hot.
Lindsay Lohan
, these aren’t the fucking hippie days. Quit with the peace sign on your ass. You are the absolute antonym to peace.
This photograph is recent and Linsday wants the world to know that she too can look like every […]

Lindsay Lohan
is going to release her new album S
pirit In The Dark
one day.
I don’t care to tell you when it’s coming out because I don’t condone buying the album. However I do think that
Spirit In The Dark
is probably a translation for
Spirit In The Closet
.
Well, her hair looks fake as fuck and I […]

I’m tired of
Linsday Lohan
opening her mouth and typing on her blog.
I’m tired of looking at her disgusting body, face, hair. She must smell like a cigarette, just like her pootang-pal Sam Ronson.
Anyways, last July Lindsay hijacked an SUV while under the influence. Three dudes were in it: Ronnie Blake, Jackson Sutter and […]

The hoes were spotted wearing bikinis and simmering in the sun.

Linsday
has a hot body, but Sam…not so much. I was actually expecting Sam to be in some trunks and a wife-beater. However, that is too high of an expectation.

Samantha’s cleavage made me want to puke my perfect taco that I just ate.  It’s […]

Barack Obama’s
campaign is trying to distance itself from Lindsay Lohan after she endorsed him on her blog while calling
Sarah Palin
a “media obsessed homophobe.”
Lindsay wants to host some Obama events, but his people aren’t interested.  According to the Chicago Sun-Times:
“…a top source in the Barack Obama team tells me the actress ”is not exactly […]

Samantha Ronson
says she is marrying
Lindsay Lohan
before New Year.
At an L.A. club, she announced:
“By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.”
“Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.”

“Power of a woman”? We all know that Ronson is the man in this relationship […]

So Lindsay
Lohan
might not be munching on carpet anymore. Sources have revealed to
Ok! Magazine
:
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may be inseparable, but following weeks of arguments, friends tell OK! they fear that Linds will leave her DJ girlfriend - for a man. Apparently LiLo has already been flirting with guys, and cracks are seem to […]

Hey
Lindsay Lohan.
.
I just read your
blog
and it made me feel a bit weezy in my stomach.
Here’s the visual…
Whenever you mention Ali Lohan and breasts…I want to puke.  She’s a walking corpse…and here you are getting mad at the paparazzi for questioning you about her alleged implants.  Then you go on to say your mother […]

Caca-face
Ali Lohan
released a new single. Click
HERE
to listen.
It’s clearly annoying and she doesn’t have much of a great voice.  Maybe it would have worked in the 90’s. The lyrics have to do with love and a boy and a future…she def. has no future in singing.  How is corpse face attractive? She needs a nose […]

These celebrities were born on July 2:
Lindsay Lohan
is 22.
Michelle Branch is 25.
Ashley Tisdale is 23.
Jerry Hall is 52.
Dan Renzi is 34.
Olivia Munn is 26.
Monie Love is 38.
Jerrod Emick is 39.
Picture Source 

 
Nothing new about a bastard child these days.
But what if this bastard child just happened to be the daughter of Michael Lohan who just happens to be the FATHER OF
LINSDAY LOHAN
. Then things just get a wee bit out of control. So it all started in 1985 when Michael and Dina got married and had […]

The hype and anticipation for
Lindsay Lohan’s
third studio album is elevating at an exponential level.
It will be called
Spirit In The Dark
. Hm…the title is interesting, now does this
Spirit
refer to her lesbian self and how she’s still in the closet…so that gives away the
Dark
part? Yep. I’m pretty damn sure that’s what it means.
Let’s take […]

 
We’d all love to be shocked that
Linsday Lohan
is
actually letting someone grope her but it’s become quiet
common.
Don’t let this picture fool you, this is just Linsday
shooting a new scene for her upcoming movie Labor Pains.
She plays some pregnant fool, just a low-rent version
of the amazing movie
Knocked Up
.
And all this means is that her “secret” relationship […]

For once,
Linsday Lohan
is actually in the spotlight for the right reasons.
Recently, Linsday did a photo shoot to help launch the

Visa Swap 2008

. The nifty campaign aims at high fashion lovers to swap their unwanted designer items for Visa points. It will be located in London’s Covent Garden over a three-week period. Visa states in […]

Landon Brown
reveals his intimate bathroom encounter with
Lindsay Lohan
:
“Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she waked by. I walked […]

Lindsay Lohan
was hospitalized after an “asthma attack”. She spent over two hours in the hospital after a six-hour bicoastal flight (from New York to Los Angeles).
Lohan was spotted leaving a Los Angeles emergency room with her “friend”
Samantha Ronson
.
During her flight, she began to experience discomfort in her chest and asked flight attendants for a […]

Lindsay Lohan’s
dad, Michael, has confirmed that is daughter is a lesbian.  Lindsay’s mom,
Dina Lohan
, and sister
Ali Lohan
have both denied the rumors.
According to Michael, Lindsay’s romance with close pal DJ
Samantha Ronson
, “is evident to anyone with half a brain.”
“Just like the [topless]
Marilyn Monroe
spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a […]

Lindsay Lohan
was having lunch at a restaurant in Los Angeles when some fans started screaming, “Courtney! Courtney!”
According to a source, fans mistook Lohan for
Courtney Love
.
“She was also looking extremely pale. You know things are going downhill when you get mistaken for an ex-druggie plastic surgery disaster who’s twice your age!”