Lindsay Lohan Blog Entries

Lohan’s Dad: Lindsay Hooked on OxyContin

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

Lindsay Lohan’s estranged father, Michael Lohan says she suffers from several addictions, including alcohol and the painkiller OxyContin. 
“I spoke to the people treating Lindsay, because I wanted to make sure she was getting the right care,” Michael Lohan told E! Online. “And I’m satisfied they are doing the right thing for her, helping her […]

Lohan’s Birthday Blues

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

As a result of her recent DUI, Lindsay Lohan’s big 21st birthday celebration may be in jeopardy. 
One of her largest sponsors, Svedka Vodka, has backed out.  Apparently the party venues, Caesars Palace and Pure nightclub, are having second thoughts as well.
The Las Vegas bash is scheduled for July 2. 
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She’s not dead…yet

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

A few days after her DUI arrest, perpetual screw up, Lindsay Lohan, was photographed in this comatose state after a night of partying.  Reports indicate she is back in rehab (since it worked so well the first few times).  You think she’s pushing the envelope now…just wait until she turns 21 (in about a month)…then […]

Lindsay Lohan tops Maxim’s “Hot 100″ list

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

According to Maxim magazine, Lindsay Lohan is the hottest woman in the world.  (Who comes up with this stuff?) 
“There is no other star in the world who causes more of a stir in the public eye than Lindsay,” said Maxim Editor in Chief Jimmy Jellinek.  The “Hot 100″ list takes into account beauty and media […]

Lindsay’s First Sex Scene

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

Lindsay Lohan has agreed to do her first sex scene to prove she’s a great actress.  In the movie, “I Know Who Killed Me” she plays a stripper who is kidnapped and has both her legs amputated.
The 20-year-old actress had said she would never do a sex scene, but was convinced by director Chris Siverston.  […]

Top Ten Overexposed Celebrities

Sunday, May 13th, 2007

Britney Spears is the most overexposed celebrity in the world.
According to Forbes magazine, a whopping 72% of the US public believe the singer has been overexposed in 2007.  The former Mrs. Kevin Federline beat out constant tabloid targets Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton among many others.  The survey also asked people to indicate if they […]

Lindsay Lohan Is A Cokehead, And More

Sunday, May 6th, 2007

OK, so there’s a video of Lindsay Lohan shoving coke up a friend’s nose. So she snorted 20 lines of cocaine in one night alone. So she’s engaged in f**kfests with singer James Blunt, model Calum Best, and was quoted as saying she was planning on doing so with Jude Law. So her stay at […]

Hayden Panettiere Loves Lindsay Lohan

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007

Note to self: If ever I bump into Heroes star Hayden Panettiere and want to get a rise out of her, I’ll just tell how much I loved her in “The Parent Trap”.
That’s pretty much what happened last night when a fan mistook her for Lindsay Lohan as she and Heroes co-stars Milo Ventimiglia and […]

The Real Lindsay Lohan’s Back

Friday, March 16th, 2007

When she’s not trying to turn paparazzi into roadkill, recent rehab graduate Lindsay Lohan has been spotted quite a number of times in the past week doing what she does best: Party.
From Page Six:
She’s been out every night since she hit town last week, hitting the hot spots - and the booze. The newly blond […]

Lindsay Nearly Kills Paparazzo

Wednesday, March 14th, 2007

Finally, a Lindsay Lohan post that doesn’t have anything to do with booze, drugs, or hard partying.
Just manslaughter. Actually, near-manslaughter.
Lindsay hit with her car and almost killed a photographer last night at the Hotel Gansevoort on Ninth Avenue and West 13th Street. From the New York Post:
She told cops she was driving friends in her […]

Lindsay Lohan Out Of Rehab

Friday, February 16th, 2007

Yeah right. Like she was ever really in.
Access Hollywood reveals that Lindsay Lohan has already left the Wonderland rehab facility after “staying” there with fellow alcoholics and junkies for 30 days.
But Wonderland isn’t done with her yet. According to her publicist Leslie Sloane-Zelnick, Lindsay’s treatment is still ongoing.
“She will continue as an outpatient,” Sloane-Zelnick […]

Paris Blows Pornographer Away

Monday, February 5th, 2007

We’ve all seen Paris Hilton do the deed with Rick Solomon, and perhaps 99% of us think Paris really sucks in bed, no pun intended.
Apparently, pornographer and suspected rapist Joe Francis belongs to the 1% percent who beg to disagree.
Francis, who has made millions taking advantage of able and willing girls in the DVD series […]

Movie Of No Importance To Lindsay

Thursday, February 1st, 2007

Lindsay Lohan really wants to get better, and she backs out of an upcoming film she was supposed to star in called “A Woman of No Importance” to prove her point.
Lohan’s publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, tells TMZ that Lindsay is putting herself first and “decided not to push herself.” Lohan, says Sloane, will be taking […]

Lindsay’s In For A Mob Lynching

Friday, January 26th, 2007

All the special treatment Lindsay Lohan’s been getting the past week from administrators of the Wonderland rehab facility she’s checked in is starting to sow resentment among her fellow residents.
And understandably so. TMZ says Lindsay has a masseur, hairstylist and makeup artist to cater to her every whim, and that the child actress-turned wild child […]

Coming Soon: Lindsay Lohan’s Appendix on eBay

Thursday, January 25th, 2007

Gross alert: Fearing that her surgically removed appendix would find its way into eBay, Lindsay Lohan reportedly keeps the aforementioned body part stored in her freezer, along with her ice cream and coke stash.
Yuck.
The actress/singer was convinced her removed organ might fall into the wrong hands so she asked hospital staff to preserve it so […]

Ewww, Lindsay Lohan Wouldn’t Even Do That

Friday, January 12th, 2007

I guess her young daughter Lindsay is a bad influence on Dina Lohan. Page Six reports that she was observed in a not so motherly outfit doing not so motherly things with her date at a Manhattan restaurant Wednesday night.
Dina, spotted in a “really short dress and boots,” made some fellow diners at Kobe Club […]

Lindsay Lohan’s Liver Wants her to Die

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007

What do you get when you take one starlet who is openly in Alcoholics Anonymous, add a weird asthma problem that is somehow triggered by her excessive partying and smoking, add a “rumored” coke problem, “subtract” the alcohol and one appendix and what does that equal? Liver Failure. I know, it’s shocking. I’m a math […]

Governor Lindsay Lohan?

Saturday, December 30th, 2006

Some morons in New York want Lindsay Lohan to run for the New York State Independent Party in 2009. Speaking on behalf of the other morons in the party, Frank Morano (name is not a coincidence) said that La Lohan could run for the position of NYC Public Advocate. He said:

“As Albany is […]

Lindsay Lohan Needs to Stop Sending Emails

Monday, December 18th, 2006

Lindsay Lohan should either stop sending emails from her Blackberry or seriously edit her contacts list. Last week she sent out yet another hilarious missive that has gotten into the hands of the media. Unlike her last lofty message, this one concerns bruised inner thigh “action” and stripper poles.

Lindsay Lohan: Clean, Sober, and Dillusional

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

Lindsay Lohan is maturing before our very eyes. After a year (a year? really?) of AA, Linds finally realized that her illegal drug use had taken a back seat to her drinking, which, let’s face it, is horribly unfair to the drugs. She told PEOPLE how she’s rectifying this problem: