Lindsay Lohan Blog Entries

All the special treatment Lindsay Lohan’s been getting the past week from administrators of the Wonderland rehab facility she’s checked in is starting to sow resentment among her fellow residents.
And understandably so. TMZ says Lindsay has a masseur, hairstylist and makeup artist to cater to her every whim, and that the child actress-turned wild child […]

Gross alert: Fearing that her surgically removed appendix would find its way into eBay, Lindsay Lohan reportedly keeps the aforementioned body part stored in her freezer, along with her ice cream and coke stash.
Yuck.
The actress/singer was convinced her removed organ might fall into the wrong hands so she asked hospital staff to preserve it so […]

I guess her young daughter Lindsay is a bad influence on Dina Lohan. Page Six reports that she was observed in a not so motherly outfit doing not so motherly things with her date at a Manhattan restaurant Wednesday night.
Dina, spotted in a “really short dress and boots,” made some fellow diners at Kobe Club […]

What do you get when you take one starlet who is openly in Alcoholics Anonymous, add a weird asthma problem that is somehow triggered by her excessive partying and smoking, add a “rumored” coke problem, “subtract” the alcohol and one appendix and what does that equal? Liver Failure. I know, it’s shocking. I’m a math […]

Some morons in New York want Lindsay Lohan to run for the New York State Independent Party in 2009. Speaking on behalf of the other morons in the party, Frank Morano (name is not a coincidence) said that La Lohan could run for the position of NYC Public Advocate. He said:

“As Albany is […]

Lindsay Lohan should either stop sending emails from her Blackberry or seriously edit her contacts list. Last week she sent out yet another hilarious missive that has gotten into the hands of the media. Unlike her last lofty message, this one concerns bruised inner thigh “action” and stripper poles.

Lindsay Lohan is maturing before our very eyes. After a year (a year? really?) of AA, Linds finally realized that her illegal drug use had taken a back seat to her drinking, which, let’s face it, is horribly unfair to the drugs. She told PEOPLE how she’s rectifying this problem:

Why on earth would boring people with nothing important to do — like, say Al Gore, Sen. Barack Obama or Bill Clinton — choose not to comment on the grave national crisis that is Lindsay Lohan? Al Gore’s rep would barely admit that the he had ever even spoken to Linds, let alone that he […]

La Lohan has so totally and completely fallen off the wagon. She is sending drunk/high/effed up weird messages to people via email. Weird as in she thinks Al Gore wants to help her save the world and share her thoughts about things. She thinks Hillary and Bill are on the Lindsay train, too. Apparently said […]

And this drawing is the most phenomenal manifestation of the title/aforementioned statement.

Hello La Lohan! Lindsay, yet again, has created a mega-spectacle for herself. How so? Well, I’m so glad you asked. She got herself and her mother invited to the GQ Man of the Year dinner – the exclusive dinner, and made a total ass of herself. Apparently Ms. Lohan has been attending some of them […]

Wah wah wah. Lindsay Lohan is startin’ up…or continuin’ up this mega-feud with on-again off-again BFF Paris Hilton. This time she’s on video via X17 claiming that Paris whapped her yielding a bruise. I’d like to point out the obv theory that maybe Lindsay was in a hallucinatory dream, imagined being in a fight with […]

Doesn’t Lindsay Lohan wear underwear when she wears mini skirts/dresses? Honestly, that’s all I’m gonna say. If you wanna see the poot, click here.

We all know that La Lohan enjoys herself a nice cocktail or five – maybe even a snort of this or that – but this…I’m just baffled. Linds was spotted sporting a 90-days sober button while tootling around WeHo. Does she know what this button means? Is she really in AA? Maybe NA? Or, is […]