Madonna Blog Entries

 
Holy snickerdoodles.
 It’s almost as if everything in the world is revovled around…MADONNA’S STICKY AND SWEET TOUR!  Why?!!  For Heaven’s sake this woman is 50 years old. Why is she constantly trying to act like she’s a hot-ass 23 year old girl?
Look, I give her kudos for the whole ” look at me I can dance […]

 
And like every MLB player…money comes before the game.  (Unless you’re A-Rod..then you want sexy time with Madonna before the game)
Manny Ramirez joined the dark side on Thursday.  No no, he did not join the Yankees…that would be like joining shit. He joined piss instead- Dodgers.  What the f*** was he thinking?  Many a Boston Red […]

This is reality. 
You can go through plastic surgery, you can work your ass out every single day.  But gravity hits hard, so does age.  Madonna seems as if she just realized she is no longer the sexy material girl- she’s just a before picture for a botox commerical… With all her problems, she’s the last person […]

 
There is an alleged tape of Madonna and A-Rod.
Fabulous, more venom for my eyes to feast on.   The Daily Star claims that some man is tyring to sell the sex tape for 2 million.  Some random legal persona said that the guy could face charges for not having the permission to set up that camera- […]

 
Damn, could this be true?
Madonna is really desperate to get Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears on the same stage…together…singing..lalala.  A source has told The Sun:
“Madonna is always trying to raise the bar and Britney and Timberlake on the same stage would be perfect. They have both been asked but I think both are a bit […]

 
I totally love Britney Spears right now.
Alright, alright- she’s been through some sticky situations but she’s been tyring to get her act together.  Like damn, this girl was really controlled when she was younger- so no wonder she’s a train wreck.
Anywho, she’s filming that video for Madonna’s Sticky and Sweet tour. So here’s a picture […]

 
Oh rejoice! Madonna and Britney are going to hook up again..naked!
The Sun reports that “the Queen of Pop and its fallen princess will join forces for Madonna’s sticky and sweet tour”.   Hmm there is absolutely nothing “sweet” or “sticky” about either of them.   I would call the tour ” Crusty and Loose”.
So now they’re going […]

 
Madonna’s bitch Guy left London to join Madonna in NYC.
After all the reports about them splitting up, one woman is going to fight back. This woman is….*drumroll*…Guy’s MOMMY( Lady Amber Leighton)!!! She gave the Telegraph the inside scoop of all the shit that has been goin’ down.
“There’s no conversation about divorce because there […]

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting a divorce.
Am I really that surprised? No. This is going to get dirty because these bitches didn’t get a prenup. So everything is going to be 50-50. Hahah that f***ing sucks! Madonna said she married Guy for all the wrong reasons…oh my bad- was it because you thought the […]

Here’s Madonna comparing Britney Spears‘ life to the suffering in Africa:
“It’s very painful (seeing pictures of Spears). When you think about the way people treat each other in Africa, about witchcraft and people inflicting cruelty and pain on each other, then come back here and, you know, people taking pictures of people when they’re in […]

Justin Timberlake introduced Madonna at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremony yesterday and took a few jabs at Britney Spears.
“[Madonna] has still found time to kiss someone I may or may not have publicly kissed myself while I was in the audience. Of course you know I was talking about Sean Penn.”
He then […]

Here’s Madonna’s 11-year-old daughter, Lourdes, at the premiere of “Fred Claus”.
You’d think her parents could shell out some cash to wax her unibrow and mustache.  Gross!
(I’m sure some of you think I’m cruel for picking on an 11-year-old…but I think you should focus your anger on her parents for ignoring the excess follicles.)

 
Madonna had an unusual request for the press backstage at the Live Earth show.  
“Eye contact must be maintained at all times,” interviewers were told, according to the London Mirror. “Never look down to check notes — all questions must be memorized or the interview will be terminated.”
“We thought her people were just joking,” a source told […]

Yohane Banda, the Malawian biological father of Madonna’s adopted son David, is concerned about the lack of information he has received since his son left him to live a life of opulence and splendor on the English countryside. I would be worried, too.
The father of the 1-year-old Malawian boy Madonna is hoping to adopt says […]

According to Page Six, Guy Ritchie finally got some balls and stood up to his wife, Madonna, in order to put to a halt what threatens to be an African baby adopting spree.

I assumed that an event called the British Comedy Awards would be funny. Apparently, Madonna did too — until a British comedian (is that an oxymoron?) put his foot in his mouth.

Well, there had been rumors about these two for years – a strain in a marriage here, a strain in a marriage there. You know what’s a straw that breaks the camel’s back? A Malawian baby named David. And apparently that’s what happened. Madgie pants and Guy are apparently not doing so hot, and have […]

Either Paris Match has been making up quotes, throwing shizz in Madonna’s mouth, or Madge is looking to adopt another baby from Malawi soon. A girl. From Malawi. Anyone remember what happened the last time she tried to adopt a kid from Malawi? Yeah, these quotes have to be made up because Madonna ain’t that […]

Blah blah blah, Madonna Madonna Madonna, Ophans, Adoption, Crazy Malawian Father…oh, and Madonna writes children’s books and she’s promoting a new one. Ok, great. We get it. The REAL news here is that the girl featured in the photograph with Madonna – the little mermaid child who has Madonna’s arm wrapped around her – came […]

Madonna is on a carazee media blitz about adopting David, the Malawian orphan. In her interview on Dateline NBC, she told Meredith Vieira that when she met Yohane Banda, David’s father, she offered to simply financially support David but Yohane declined her offer. From People Mag:
“When I met (Yohane), I said I would be happy […]