Madonna Blog Entries

Madonna, 51, who was replaced by a younger model for
Louis Vui
tton, wants people to know she still has sex appeal. As you can see, she is busting out of this corset for the new
Dolche & Gabbana
campaign.

Lourdes “Lola” Leon, looks identical to mommy Madonna in her
Like A Virgin
days, wearing an outfit resembling the MTV VMAs. She looks far from 12 years old! Lourdes is even taller than Madge! She is definently Damn I’m Cute: Cutie of The Day!

The following celebrities were born on Aug. 16:
Madonna is 51.

Fess Parker is 85.
Robert Culp is 79.
Frank Gifford is 79.
Eydie Gorme is 78.
Julie Newmar is 76.
Gary Clarke (”Hondo,” “The Virginian”) is 73.
Anita Gillette is 73.
Carole Shelley is 70.
Billy Joe Shaver is 70.
Robert “Squirrel” Lester of The Chi-Lites is 67.
Bob Balaban (”A Mighty Wind,” “Best In Show”) […]

Bravo! Beyonce and Madonna did a beautiful job at their concert tribute for the king. Michael’s oldest son, Prince Michael, was suppose to do a small duet with him at one of M.J’s shows in London. Hopefully someone has that on video from the rehearsal! “Long live the king”
-Madonna

 
“I can’t stop crying over the sad news. I have always admired Michael Jackson. The world has lost one of the greats, but his music will live on forever! My heart goes out to his three children and other members of his family. God bless.”
-
Madonna
 

Janet Jackson’s
rep has released a statement from the singer on […]

Check out Madonna’s outfit at the Model as Muste Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.She has horns on her head!

Although Madonna was not be able to adopt another child from Malawi, she has found a new cause. Her publicist, Liz Rosenbery, has confirmed that Madonna has donated money to the victims of the Abruzzo region in Italy who have suffered from an earthquake. The amount of the donation is around $500,000. According to
eonline
, Madonna’s […]

 On Friday, the judge rejected Madonna’s request to adopt Mercy James according to the
AP
. The reason for the rejection was that Madonna had not satisfied the residency rule. She needed to live in the south African nation for 18 months. This rule was waived when she adopted David a couple of years ago.
Madonna has the […]

Madonna’s adoption of the Malawian girl, Mercy James has been delayed until Friday. A lot of people feel that Madonna is using her wealth and fame to speed up the process and allow exceptions to be made on her behalf. Normally, the Malawi governement requires an 1-2 year assessment before adoption. This one of the […]

Madonna was seen out last night on a date with this mystery man who is yet to be identified. It looks like Madonna is going back to the minors after playing the field with A-Rod. Sure the guy looks wasted, but he was probably just trying to keep up with his date’s insane tolerance level […]

Madonna
will reportedly pay
Guy Ritchie
$75 million as part of their divorce settlement.  That figure includes the value of their English country estate.
According to Madonna spokersperson, “I’d assume it’s one of the largest payouts ever in a divorce settlement.”
Hmmm…this is a situation where it’s hard to take sides.  Do you feel sorry for the […]

Guy Ritchie
is reportedly getting a $64 million divorce settlement from
Madonna
– much less than half of her estimated $600 million fortune.
According to News of the World:
…a source revealed: “He is getting one lump sum imminently. Guy wanted to stay in their London home but Madonna refused to split it in two, and eventually gave him […]

No llores por mi, Argentina…una cancion classica!
So, I don’t really like
Madonna
but it really moved me to watch
THIS
youtube video. Yeah, I’m a sap for patriotism, for beautiful lyrics. Sure, she’s awful at life- but her music, her songs- amazing. Most of them at least. I seriously have like seven versions of Don’t Cry […]

Divorce can be incredibly brutal. If you don’t play your cards right, then you might lose a big pot of gold.
Yet, that wasn’t the case for
Guy Ritchie
. To him, the big pot of gold was a metaphor for just being free from Madonna. He didn’t care about the money, he didn’t care about […]

Britney Spears
is an IDIOT!
Oh Violet why would you say that
!? Well kids it’s because she’s back with Madonna. Remember the first time she kissed Madonna…and that whole kabala shit. Well, I think THAT cursed Britney Spears to dating K-Fed, having two kids, and ruining her career.
Now that Britney FINALLY has something awesome going for […]

Good. She’s a woman!
I’m glad
Guy Ritchie
has moved on to something more human! And she looks like she actually has curves and isn’t made of plastic! Her name is Kelly Reilly,a british actress who was on the set of Sherlock Holmes. She has pretty color! Not barbie hair shit like Madonna.
Guy’s new lady is stunning […]

Ever wonder what fans of baseball teams do when their team is a failure?
Well,
Yankees
fans and Yankees haters like to poke fun at the baseball playas! These four guys are making A-Rod so effing pissed off with the Madonna pictures…BUT it’s so hilarious at the same time.
Damn, I would post pictures of that bitch inside […]

Yeah.
Guy Ritchie
and Madonna decided to call it quits.
I def. didn’t see THAT one coming….ugh this is so boring.  Like I get super annoyed anytime I hear Madonna’s name. She’s such a press leech.  In Addition,she has a ridiculous concert where you can see her muscular anatomy
and
she thinks she’s like Bono or some shit.
Yeah, the […]

 
Holy snickerdoodles.
 It’s almost as if everything in the world is revovled around…
MADONNA’S STICKY AND SWEET TOUR
!  Why?!!  For Heaven’s sake this woman is 50 years old. Why is she constantly trying to act like she’s a hot-ass 23 year old girl?
Look, I give her kudos for the whole ” look at me I can dance […]