Madonna Blog Entries

Madonna’s Daughter Lourdes Dresses Like A Virgin!

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

Lourdes “Lola” Leon, looks identical to mommy Madonna in her Like A Virgindays, wearing an outfit resembling the MTV VMAs. She looks far from 12 years old! Lourdes is even taller than Madge! She is definently Damn I’m Cute: Cutie of The Day!

Happy Birthday Madonna: Message to Fans

Monday, August 17th, 2009

Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays

Sunday, August 16th, 2009

The following celebrities were born on Aug. 16:
Madonna is 51.
Fess Parker is 85.
Robert Culp is 79.
Frank Gifford is 79.
Eydie Gorme is 78.
Julie Newmar is 76.
Gary Clarke (”Hondo,” “The Virginian”) is 73.
Anita Gillette is 73.
Carole Shelley is 70.
Billy Joe Shaver is 70.
Robert “Squirrel” Lester of The Chi-Lites is 67.
Bob Balaban (”A Mighty Wind,” “Best In Show”) […]

Beyonce and Madonna’s Concert Tribute to Michael Jackson

Monday, July 6th, 2009

Bravo! Beyonce and Madonna did a beautiful job at their concert tribute for the king. Michael’s oldest son, Prince Michael, was suppose to do a small duet with him at one of M.J’s shows in London. Hopefully someone has that on video from the rehearsal! “Long live the king”-Madonna

The Queen of Pop, Madonna’s Statement on Jackson’s Death

Friday, June 26th, 2009

 
“I can’t stop crying over the sad news. I have always admired Michael Jackson. The world has lost one of the greats, but his music will live on forever! My heart goes out to his three children and other members of his family. God bless.”
- Madonna 
 
Janet Jackson’s rep has released a statement from the singer […]

What Is Madonna Wearing?

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

Check out Madonna’s outfit at the Model as Muste Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.She has horns on her head!

Madonna Helps Earthquake Victims in Italy

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

Although Madonna was not be able to adopt another child from Malawi, she has found a new cause. Her publicist, Liz Rosenbery, has confirmed that Madonna has donated money to the victims of the Abruzzo region in Italy who have suffered from an earthquake. The amount of the donation is around $500,000. According to eonline, […]

Madonna’s Malawi adoption rejected

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

 On Friday, the judge rejected Madonna’s request to adopt Mercy James according to the AP. The reason for the rejection was that Madonna had not satisfied the residency rule. She needed to live in the south African nation for 18 months. This rule was waived when she adopted David a couple of years ago.
Madonna has […]

Madonna’s Adoption Ruling Delayed

Monday, March 30th, 2009

Madonna’s adoption of the Malawian girl, Mercy James has been delayed until Friday. A lot of people feel that Madonna is using her wealth and fame to speed up the process and allow exceptions to be made on her behalf. Normally, the Malawi governement requires an 1-2 year assessment before adoption. This one of the […]

Madonna Mystery Date

Sunday, January 11th, 2009

Madonna was seen out last night on a date with this mystery man who is yet to be identified. It looks like Madonna is going back to the minors after playing the field with A-Rod. Sure the guy looks wasted, but he was probably just trying to keep up with his date’s insane tolerance […]

Guy Ritchie scores huge settlement

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

Madonna will reportedly pay Guy Ritchie $75 million as part of their divorce settlement.  That figure includes the value of their English country estate.
According to Madonna spokersperson, “I’d assume it’s one of the largest payouts ever in a divorce settlement.”
Hmmm…this is a situation where it’s hard to take sides.  Do you feel sorry for the […]

Madonna is giving it away

Monday, December 8th, 2008

Guy Ritchie is reportedly getting a $64 million divorce settlement from Madonna – much less than half of her estimated $600 million fortune.
According to News of the World:
…a source revealed: “He is getting one lump sum imminently. Guy wanted to stay in their London home but Madonna refused to split it in two, and eventually […]

No Llores Por Mi Argentina

Friday, December 5th, 2008

No llores por mi, Argentina…una cancion classica!
So, I don’t really like Madonna but it really moved me to watch THIS youtube video. Yeah, I’m a sap for patriotism, for beautiful lyrics. Sure, she’s awful at life- but her music, her songs- amazing. Most of them at least. I seriously have like seven versions […]

Guy Ritchie Broke Free From Madonna’s Pelvic Grip

Friday, November 21st, 2008

 
Divorce can be incredibly brutal. If you don’t play your cards right, then you might lose a big pot of gold.
Yet, that wasn’t the case for Guy Ritchie. To him, the big pot of gold was a metaphor for just being free from Madonna. He didn’t care about the money, he didn’t care about […]

Britney YOU IDIOT!

Saturday, November 8th, 2008

 
Britney Spears is an IDIOT!
Oh Violet why would you say that!? Well kids it’s because she’s back with Madonna. Remember the first time she kissed Madonna…and that whole kabala shit. Well, I think THAT cursed Britney Spears to dating K-Fed, having two kids, and ruining her career.
Now that Britney FINALLY has something awesome going for […]

Guy Ritchie Has A New Hoe

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

Good. She’s a woman!
I’m glad Guy Ritchie has moved on to something more human! And she looks like she actually has curves and isn’t made of plastic! Her name is Kelly Reilly,a british actress who was on the set of Sherlock Holmes. She has pretty color! Not barbie hair shit like Madonna.
Guy’s new lady […]

What The Yankees Fans Do At Stadiums

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

 
Ever wonder what fans of baseball teams do when their team is a failure?
Well, Yankees fans and Yankees haters like to poke fun at the baseball playas! These four guys are making A-Rod so effing pissed off with the Madonna pictures…BUT it’s so hilarious at the same time.
Damn, I would post pictures of that bitch […]

Divorce Time: Madonna and Guy

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

 
Yeah. Guy Ritchie and Madonna decided to call it quits.
I def. didn’t see THAT one coming….ugh this is so boring.  Like I get super annoyed anytime I hear Madonna’s name. She’s such a press leech.  In Addition,she has a ridiculous concert where you can see her muscular anatomy and she thinks she’s like Bono or […]

Madonna: Dry and Crusty Tour

Monday, August 25th, 2008

 
Holy snickerdoodles.
 It’s almost as if everything in the world is revovled around…MADONNA’S STICKY AND SWEET TOUR!  Why?!!  For Heaven’s sake this woman is 50 years old. Why is she constantly trying to act like she’s a hot-ass 23 year old girl?
Look, I give her kudos for the whole ” look at me I can dance […]

Manny’s Shipping out of Boston..wtf!

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

 
And like every MLB player…money comes before the game.  (Unless you’re A-Rod..then you want sexy time with Madonna before the game)
Manny Ramirez joined the dark side on Thursday.  No no, he did not join the Yankees…that would be like joining shit. He joined piss instead- Dodgers.  What the f*** was he thinking?  Many a Boston Red […]