Madonna Blog Entries

I Went to the British Comedy Awards, And All I got Was a Black Eye from Madonna

Friday, December 15th, 2006

I assumed that an event called the British Comedy Awards would be funny. Apparently, Madonna did too — until a British comedian (is that an oxymoron?) put his foot in his mouth.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie Hit Rock Bottom, Head to Couples Therapy

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006

Well, there had been rumors about these two for years – a strain in a marriage here, a strain in a marriage there. You know what’s a straw that breaks the camel’s back? A Malawian baby named David. And apparently that’s what happened. Madgie pants and Guy are apparently not doing so hot, and have […]

Madonna’s Nuts, yo

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

Either Paris Match has been making up quotes, throwing shizz in Madonna’s mouth, or Madge is looking to adopt another baby from Malawi soon. A girl. From Malawi. Anyone remember what happened the last time she tried to adopt a kid from Malawi? Yeah, these quotes have to be made up because Madonna ain’t that […]

This Little Girl Was at My House on Halloween

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006

Blah blah blah, Madonna Madonna Madonna, Ophans, Adoption, Crazy Malawian Father…oh, and Madonna writes children’s books and she’s promoting a new one. Ok, great. We get it. The REAL news here is that the girl featured in the photograph with Madonna – the little mermaid child who has Madonna’s arm wrapped around her – came […]

Madonna Offered to Just Pay for Child

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006

Madonna is on a carazee media blitz about adopting David, the Malawian orphan. In her interview on Dateline NBC, she told Meredith Vieira that when she met Yohane Banda, David’s father, she offered to simply financially support David but Yohane declined her offer. From People Mag:
“When I met (Yohane), I said I would be happy […]

Who Knew Kabbalah Was Hot Among the Young, Malawian, and Orphaned?

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006

David Banda blah blah blah, Madonna’s Malawian Baby, has been seen sporting a red Kabbalah bracelet. This goes to show ya – Madonna can spread anything, anywhere. [Source]