Mary-Kate Olsen Blog Entries

Rihanna is now dating Mary-Kate Olsen’s ex boyfriend Travis London. The pair are said to have enjoyed an intimate dinner at Santa Monica’s Giorgio Baldi restaurant, in Los Angeles. A source said: “They were very silly and touchy-feely. She looked like she was having a really good time.” Ever since Chris Brown kicked her […]

Mary-Kate Olsen
was overheard saying what a great thing the recession has been for clothing sales. Mary-Kate was riding in an elevator in Barney’s and turned to the person next to her to express joy.
Page Six is reporting her saying:
It’s really sad - the recession is everywhere. But at least they are having good sales,” […]

Mary Kate Olsen’s
spokesperson is denying rumors she’s pregnant claiming, “there is absolutely no truth” to it.
Sources claimed that Olsen was trying to get pregnant after her friend, Heath Ledger, talked to her about the joys of parenthood.
She further proved she’s without child when she had an alcohol-fueled evening at the opening of a Miami […]

These celebrities were born on June 13:
Ashley
and
Mary-Kate Olsen
are 22.
Magician Siegfried of Siegfried and Roy is 69.
Comedian Tim Allen (”Home Improvement”) is 55.
Bassist Paul DeLisle of Smash Mouth is 45.
Soren Rasted (Aqua) is 39.
Rivers Cuomo of Weezer is 38.
Steve-O (”Jackass”) is 34.

A former Starbucks barista has admitted to switching whole milk for skim when making coffee for the Olsen twins.
“The barista thought the were too thin, so whenever they ordered their usual drink, he would replace the skim milk with full-fat,” said a source.
Sadly, her nefarious plan didn’t work.

Hugh Hefner
wants
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
to pose nude for Playboy.
“Hef thinks the twins are every young man’s fantasy,” according to an insider.
Every young man’s fantasy?  More like every pedophile’s fantasy.  These twins may be 21, but they look like 12 year olds.

The masseuse who found
Heath Ledger’s
body called
Mary-Kate Olsen
(a friend of his) before calling 911.
“Heath is unconscious, I don’t know what to do!” Diane Lee Wolozin screamed to Olsen during her first phone call to her.
Moments later, Wolozin realized he might be dead, so she calls Olsen AGAIN.
Her third call was to 911.
Genius!

Victoria Beckham
has topped Mr. Blackwell’s 48th Annual Worst-Dressed Women List.
One name that was noticeably absent from his list:
Britney Spears
!  But Mr. Blackwell explains:
“For those of you who were expecting to see Britney’s name adorn the 2007 list, I felt that it was inappropriate at this time to make comment, when her personal life is […]

Mary-Kate Olsen
has been hospitalized with a kidney infection.
The actress entered the emergency room of a New York hospital on Monday.
“Mary-Kate got a kidney infection,” says rep Nicole Caruso. “She’s resting comfortably and will be released in the next day or so.”
I’m sure her anorexia doesn’t help matters.

Mary-Kate
and
Ashley Olsen
have developed a clothing line for frail skinny women.  It’s called the Elizabeth and James Collection (don’t ask me why it’s called that; I have no idea).
According to Ashley:
“[The collection] is intended for a woman who wants a designer garment but cannot afford it.  It’s a sophisticated woman with a playful side and […]

Mary-Kate Olsen
visited Teddy’s nightclub with her friends over the weekend, where she was spotted kissing several different men while in a drunken state.
According to an onlooker:
“Mary-Kate Olsen was wearing a see-through green dress.”
“She was completely wasted, she was humping and grinding against a column with another girl. Then she was flailing all over the […]

Mary-Kate Olsen
quit New York University because she didn’t feel safe. She had enrolled at NYU with her twin Ashley in September 2004, but dropped out in October 2005 because some of the students in her classes were selling stories to the tabloids.
She told NYMag that students were even getting course credits for their undercover […]

63-year-old
Gandhi
star
Ben Kingsley
has a “full on make-out session” with
Mary-Kate Olsen
in his new movie,
The Wackness
.
According to a source:
“It was a full on make-out session. They locked lips for ages. It was quite cringe-worthy to watch.”
Gross!  I don’t know who to feel sorry for.

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
are in talks to be the first Bond girl twins.  The former Full House stars are negotiating to appear in the next James Bond film featuring
Daniel Craig
.
According to gossip columnist Janet Charlton, the producers are offering the girls a clause in their contract stating they would not have to shoot any sex […]

This is what it would look like.
Also, it appears Ms. Olsen has gone back to blonde. Thank god – I was not digging her as a brunette. Now if only Mary-Kate would go back to being a sandy brownette, the universe might, just might, start feeling back in order.

Oh God! Courtney Love ate Mary-Kate and this is what happened when she shizzed her out. [
Source
]

This bit of news really has no consequence on anything, except my funny bone. I’ve heard that Mary-Kate is a super nice person…and I totally believe she is. And apparently, she’s also hilarious because I can’t think of any other reason than sheer hilariousness why someone would throw a poultry out of a window. She […]