Michael Phelps Blog Entries

Barack will be on SNL

Friday, September 12th, 2008

 

Okay my peeps, tommorow night will be the premire of
Saturday Night Live
with
Michael Phelps
, Tina Fay, Lil’ Wayne, and Barack Obama.
YES BARACK OBAMA. That man has a sense of humor so we can expect tommorow to be a kick ass show.  I am super excited.  If you aren’t then go live in a cave.  Wait, […]

SNL: Lil Wanye and Michael Phelps

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

 

Honestly-I’m, so effing content with SNL’s choice of guests on their season opener on Sept. 13.
Michael Phelps
as the host and Lil’ Wayne as the musical guest. That’s so amazing. Lil Wayne is one of MY favorite rappers. He fits in after Kanye and Lupe. But he’s better than 50, or Jay-Z […]

Jennifer Lopez is a selfish bitch

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

 

Someone ought to tell
Jennifer Lopez
that it would be wise to shut her mouth before too much shit pours out of there.
She made an appereance on
Good Morning America
August 18 to discuss her preparations for the Malibu Triathlon.  She had been overheard by sources saying that she “couldn’t understand why everyone is talking about the […]

Michael Phelps is NOT dating Amanda

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

 

I’m really glad
Michael Phelps
cleared the air about the relationship rumors with Amanda Beard ( ugly).
He politely said on TV’s
Extra
-”No, I’m not dating Amanda Beard. I’ll say that. I think she has a boyfriend.”  However, when Amanda Beard was asked whether she’s kissed Michael Phelps she went for the-”EW!!! NO!!!” approach.  Then she actually […]

Michael Phelps on Sports Illustrated

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

 
Oh HELL YES!!!
This absolutely delicious 23-year-old, Olympic champion
Michael Phelps
is going to be on the cover of
Sports Illustrated
tommorow.  THANK YOU JESUS! I am so excited to read his interview, see more pictures. However, I am not very pleased by the cover. Why did they have to cover his yummy abs? Why did they have […]

Congratulations to Michael Phelps!!!

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

 

 Michael Phelps.

An outstanding athlete who has accomplished all of this goals in the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing.  Eight for eight. Yes, the lucky number eight has been with him the whole time.
Here’s what he’s accomplished at the Olympics:
1. 400m-Individual Medley-1st- World Record
2. 400 x 100m- Freestyle Relay- 1st-World Record
3. 200m -Freestyle- 1st- World Record
4. […]