Miley Cyrus Blog Entries

Miley with her Ass Against her Directors Penis!

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

Future train-wreck/Paris/Britney/Lindsay: Miley Cyrus, 16, is at the center of another controversy because of photos posted on director Adam Shankman’s yFrog page. In one pic, Miley is seen with her back and ass against Shankman’s chest and penis, while in another, she’s posing and squatting on a chair acting like a whore!
Shankman has responded to the pictures, saying: “Miley is a […]

Nick Jonas & Miley Cyrus Still In Love

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

This live video is of Miley Cyrus (surprise performance) with Nick Jonas. They are singing their duet Before the Storm. Now we know why Justin Gaston and Miley brokeup! Just watch the way she looks at Nick in the video, she is still in love with him. So cute, i guess…

Miley and Justin are Over!

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

 
Miley Cyrus is going to be very busy filming her new movie, filming another season of Hannah Montana, starting a new clothing line, and touring the country. All this leaves no time for Justin creepy Gaston. Sorry! They already said their last bye bye bye!

Miley’s Jiggling Thighs

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

 
We all heard about Miley Cyrus twittering about her “jiggling thighs.” After everyone started calling her “fat”, out of fury she tried to defend herself on twitter by lashing out on anyone who said “hurtful” things about her.
“talk all you want. i have my flaws. im a normal girl theres things about my body i […]

Miley Cyrus Wears $600 Jeans

Friday, April 17th, 2009

In the May issue of Glamour magazine, Miley shows her fashion style by wearing a pair Replay’s Rocker jean priced at $610. What a spoiled brat! Nobody needs jeans that expensive.

Weekend Box Office Results

Monday, April 13th, 2009

 
Weekend box office results for April 10-12:
1. Hannah Montana The Movie $34,000,000
2. Fast and Furious $28,783,000
3. Monsters Vs. Aliens $22,617,000
4. Observe and Report $11,140,000
5. Knowing $6,670,000
6. I Love You, Man $6,412,000
7. The Haunting in Connecticut $5,710,000
8. Dragonball Evolution $4,650,000
9. Adventureland $3,433,000
10. Duplicity $2,997,000

Miley won’t spiral out of control

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

In a recent interview with Glamour Magazine, Miley talks about her new beau, Justin Gaston, and life as a teen celebrity. Miley says,
The best thing that’s happened to me in a long, long time has been meeting Justin…
Long time? She is only 16 and she was 15 when she met him! He’s just asking for […]

Miley Cyrus will Perform at Country Music Awards

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

 According to PEOPLE, Miley will be singing “The Climb” from the Hannah Montana Movie soundtrack at the 44th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards. She will be sharing the stage with Reba McEntire, John Rich, Lee Ann Womack and many more start.
The show will air on CBS on April 5. We’ll see how Miley does […]

Maybe Miley Cyrus Will Leave Our Lives

Monday, December 1st, 2008

 
Miley Cyrus might leave us to pursue photograhy. Maybe she wants to take crotch shots of her little model boyfriend, who really isn’t as hot as eveyronemakes him seem.
He looks sort of like a pretty boy and I’m personally not enthused by that sort of bullshit. A man is supposed to have a dominant appeal […]

Miley Cyrus Prefers Christians

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

I’m not saying she’s discriminating, the bitch Miley Cyrus just prefers Christians.
You can see what I am talking about by clicking HERE. She recently had an interview with Ellen DeGeneres and then started being extremely improper and unprofessional. When Ellen asked her about Justin, she just started acting like a 3-year-old. Unfortunately nobody sent […]

Macy’s/Disney’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

Friday, November 7th, 2008

 
Isn’t listening to Miley Cyrus whine about 7 things she hates about you an awesome way to celebrate Thanksgiving?
Like I totally think of her when I think of the Native Americans and the European immigrants in Plymouth Plantation, 1621.  Disney decided to fuck up our ears by forcing us to watch Miley Cyrus, The Cheetah […]

Miley Moves In With Thong Model Boyfriend

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

 
Miley Cyrus and her thong model boyfriend…Justin whatever moved in together.
That’s unfuckivinglivable..(thanks Lil Wayne). Isn’t this what Jamie Lynn did before she got her ass pregnant? Live with the boyfriend…then BAM sex sex sex…and BAM babies..babies..babies.
This is exactly what will happen with the slut Miley. And people will STILL love her and probably praise her […]

Miley Cyrus’ Boyfriend Likes To be On Top

Friday, October 24th, 2008

Apparently Miley Cyrus‘ boyfriend likes to borrow her clothing.
This young dude at the top is her 20-yr-old boyfriend Justin Gaston. What the eff!? Miley looks so damn old on the bottom! Why so red Miley? I knew that bitch always had a lot of make-up on at all those damn Disney Events. But methinks […]

Miley Cyrus: Sex Sneeze Demonstration

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

This is Miley Cyrus’ demonstration of what would happen if she sneezed while giving head.
It’s pretty disgusting actually, since she’s got chipmunk teeth. Who wants chipmunk teeth sinking into their package-honestly?
If this bitch get’s more Claire’s jewlery I swear she’ll look like my great Aunt Lenore who still thinks it’s hip being […]

Another Reason To Hate Miley

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

 

Yes parents.
Your 8-year-old daughter is now going to ask you to get her belly button pierced. ALL THANKS TO MILEY CYRUS!

Shut The Bitch Down

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

 
If Miley Cyrus was a dude, she would be douchebag of the day every flipping day.
Anyways, we need to shut the bitch down. Remember that whole ridiclous Disney birthday celebration she had? Well she’s not only pissed off tons of parents with the tickets being 250 a pop…but she’s also pissing of the locals. Some […]

Miley Cyrus and Dylan Sprouse

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

 
Miley Cyrus dated Dylan Sprouse from the Suite Life of Zach and Cody when he was 12. They met at the Hannah Montana set and apparently Nick Jonas walked by and then it was over.  Seriously, Dylan says this on the Jimmy Kimmel show!
Damn, Miley was a hoe since the beginning of time.

Miley Cyrus: Forever

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

 
Miley Cyrus will forever belong to Disney.
Remember that awesome rumor about Miley and Billy Ray walking out of the Hannah Montana show? Well it was just another piece of shit rumor.
Unfortunately, they will not walk out of our lives, hearts, brains and televisions. Miley decided to be formal and issue a statement today rather than […]

Miley Cyrus’ BF in Undies

Friday, September 19th, 2008

 
I hope this picture is a small attempt to improve your eyesight due to the failure of Brooke Hogan’s bikini picture.
Know who this guy is? Miley Cyrus’ 20-year-old boyfriend.  And I’ve got to hand it to her: he has an impressive package. And you know what, that’s a nice firm ass too. He’s more curvy […]

Miley Cyrus gets felt up in church

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

Miley Cyrus and her new 20-year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston were touchy-feely while attending church.  OK Mag has the details:
“Miley and Justin were really playful with each other,” an eyewitness at the evangelical church tells OK!. “And for being with her parents, they were extremely touchy-feely. Miley had her hands on Justin’s stomach. They definitely seemed […]