Miley Cyrus Blog Entries

In a recent interview with Glamour Magazine, Miley talks about her new beau, Justin Gaston, and life as a teen celebrity. Miley says,
The best thing that’s happened to me in a long, long time has been meeting Justin…
Long time? She is only 16 and she was 15 when she met him! He’s just asking for […]

 According to PEOPLE, Miley will be singing “The Climb” from the Hannah Montana Movie soundtrack at the 44th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards. She will be sharing the stage with Reba McEntire, John Rich, Lee Ann Womack and many more start.
The show will air on CBS on April 5. We’ll see how Miley does […]

 
Miley Cyrus might leave us to pursue photograhy. Maybe she wants to take crotch shots of her little model boyfriend, who really isn’t as hot as eveyronemakes him seem.
He looks sort of like a pretty boy and I’m personally not enthused by that sort of bullshit. A man is supposed to have a dominant appeal […]

I’m not saying she’s discriminating, the bitch Miley Cyrus just prefers Christians.
You can see what I am talking about by clicking HERE. She recently had an interview with Ellen DeGeneres and then started being extremely improper and unprofessional. When Ellen asked her about Justin, she just started acting like a 3-year-old. Unfortunately nobody sent […]

 
Isn’t listening to Miley Cyrus whine about 7 things she hates about you an awesome way to celebrate Thanksgiving?
Like I totally think of her when I think of the Native Americans and the European immigrants in Plymouth Plantation, 1621.  Disney decided to fuck up our ears by forcing us to watch Miley Cyrus, The Cheetah […]

 
Miley Cyrus and her thong model boyfriend…Justin whatever moved in together.
That’s unfuckivinglivable..(thanks Lil Wayne). Isn’t this what Jamie Lynn did before she got her ass pregnant? Live with the boyfriend…then BAM sex sex sex…and BAM babies..babies..babies.
This is exactly what will happen with the slut Miley. And people will STILL love her and probably praise her […]

Apparently Miley Cyrus‘ boyfriend likes to borrow her clothing.
This young dude at the top is her 20-yr-old boyfriend Justin Gaston. What the eff!? Miley looks so damn old on the bottom! Why so red Miley? I knew that bitch always had a lot of make-up on at all those damn Disney Events. But methinks […]

This is Miley Cyrus’ demonstration of what would happen if she sneezed while giving head.
It’s pretty disgusting actually, since she’s got chipmunk teeth. Who wants chipmunk teeth sinking into their package-honestly?
If this bitch get’s more Claire’s jewlery I swear she’ll look like my great Aunt Lenore who still thinks it’s hip being […]

Yes parents.
Your 8-year-old daughter is now going to ask you to get her belly button pierced. ALL THANKS TO MILEY CYRUS!

 
If Miley Cyrus was a dude, she would be douchebag of the day every flipping day.
Anyways, we need to shut the bitch down. Remember that whole ridiclous Disney birthday celebration she had? Well she’s not only pissed off tons of parents with the tickets being 250 a pop…but she’s also pissing of the locals. Some […]

 
Miley Cyrus dated Dylan Sprouse from the Suite Life of Zach and Cody when he was 12. They met at the Hannah Montana set and apparently Nick Jonas walked by and then it was over.  Seriously, Dylan says this on the Jimmy Kimmel show!
Damn, Miley was a hoe since the beginning of time.

 
Miley Cyrus will forever belong to Disney.
Remember that awesome rumor about Miley and Billy Ray walking out of the Hannah Montana show? Well it was just another piece of shit rumor.
Unfortunately, they will not walk out of our lives, hearts, brains and televisions. Miley decided to be formal and issue a statement today rather than […]

 
I hope this picture is a small attempt to improve your eyesight due to the failure of Brooke Hogan’s bikini picture.
Know who this guy is? Miley Cyrus’ 20-year-old boyfriend.  And I’ve got to hand it to her: he has an impressive package. And you know what, that’s a nice firm ass too. He’s more curvy […]

Miley Cyrus and her new 20-year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston were touchy-feely while attending church.  OK Mag has the details:
“Miley and Justin were really playful with each other,” an eyewitness at the evangelical church tells OK!. “And for being with her parents, they were extremely touchy-feely. Miley had her hands on Justin’s stomach. They definitely seemed […]

 
Anyone lost a drunk-chipmunk? Oh wait..that’s Miley Cyrus.
Who knew? Anyways- what the hell is on her head? Someone needs to lend that gurl a brush and some de-frizz oil.  She looks like a hot-mess, minus the hot.
I notice on her wrist she has a couple of black jelly bracelets. I recall that when someone wears […]

 
Personally, I like Megan Fox a lot.
She’s not afraid to tell it how it is. And on top of that, she’s hot shit too.  reakin’ bangin’ body AND it’s NOT FAKE!!! As some of you may know, she’s posing in GQ and she’s got some not so very nice words to say about Disney.
“With any […]

Miley Cyrus, television whore, blabbed to the world about her relationship with Nick Jonas some time ago.
Well, NOW Miley’s on-screen boyfriend Cody Linley has a few good things to say. Apparently she has been seen leaving his apartment frequenty (possibly after a few quickies).
He did say- ” We’re very, very close, and there is […]

Usually I find that Perez Hilton is a bit nuts.
But I give him kudos for making fun of Miley Cyrus on his website. So here’s a clip of what Miley said to him at the movies. Perez was able to give her a compliment but Miley was more of a bitch. Watch the clip. […]

 
Selena Gomez is hot stuff. No wonder Nick Jonas likes her so much.
Miley has got to be shitting in her pants right now.

Wtf kind of cover is that?
Miley Cyrus blabbed to Seventeen Magazine about her relationship with Nick Jonas. Okay kiddo- we know you screwed him, we know he left you and yet we STILL have no sympathy for you. So why try?
“We became boyfriend and girlfriend the day we met. He was on a […]