Miley Cyrus Blog Entries

Miley Cyrus: I want Sex

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

 

Anyone lost a drunk-chipmunk? Oh wait..that’s
Miley Cyrus
.
Who knew? Anyways- what the hell is on her head? Someone needs to lend that gurl a brush and some de-frizz oil.  She looks like a hot-mess, minus the hot.
I notice on her wrist she has a couple of black jelly bracelets. I
recall
that when someone wears those black […]

Megan Fox: “F*** Disney”

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

 

Personally, I like
Megan Fox
a lot.
She’s not afraid to tell it how it is. And on top of that, she’s hot shit too.  reakin’ bangin’ body AND it’s NOT FAKE!!! As some of you may know, she’s posing in
GQ
and she’s got some not so very nice words to say about Disney.
“With any of the Miley […]

Some NEW infromation on Miley Cyrus

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Miley Cyrus
, television whore, blabbed to the world about her relationship with Nick Jonas
some time ago.

Well, NOW Miley’s on-screen boyfriend Cody Linley has a few good things to say. Apparently she has been seen leaving his apartment frequenty (possibly after a few quickies).
He did say- ” We’re very, very close, and there is a connection.” […]

Miley Cyrus is Disney’s Slut

Monday, August 18th, 2008

Usually I find that
Perez Hilton
is a bit nuts.
But I give him kudos for making fun of Miley Cyrus on his website. So here’s a clip of what Miley said to him at the movies. Perez was able to give her a compliment but Miley was more of a bitch. Watch the
clip
. And yes, I […]

Selena is a Hottie

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

 

Selena Gomez
is hot stuff. No wonder Nick Jonas likes her so much.
Miley has got to be shitting in her pants right now.

Miley’s still stuck on Nick’s…personality

Friday, August 8th, 2008

Wtf kind of cover is that?
Miley Cyrus
blabbed to
Seventeen Magazine
about her relationship with Nick Jonas. Okay kiddo- we know you screwed him, we know he left you and yet we STILL have no sympathy for you. So why try?
“We became boyfriend and girlfriend the day we met. He was on a quest to meet […]

Nick and Selena: Puppy Love

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

 

Nick Jonas
and Selena Gomez are so silly.
They should just come out with their relationship.  Everyone’s rooting for them, except skanky ass Miley Cyrus.  She’s probably going to write a song or post a youtube video of how much she hates life or something.  What a effing weirdo.  Well here’s the evidence of the relationship […]

Miley’s face will be on your crotch

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

We might see this on a Lifestyles condom value pack.
Apparently LifeStyles condoms associates have offered 15-year-old slut bag
Miley Cyrus
to be the face of their condoms. Now that’s great marketing. Millions of people using LifeStyle condoms will be able to have Miley’s face right on their crotch!
Good thinking! I’m pretty sure my ex-boyfriend […]

Look at the Future of Miley Cyrus

Sunday, July 27th, 2008

This is reality. 
You can go through plastic surgery, you can work your ass out every single day.  But gravity hits hard, so does age. 
Madonna
seems as if she just realized she is no longer the sexy material girl- she’s just a before picture for a botox commerical… With all her problems, she’s the last person I […]

Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

 

Uh-oh
Jonas Brothers
fans.
Rumor has it that sexy Taylor Swift is dating sexy Joe Jonas.  Yes guys, you can already guess what I have to say: They must be hitting the sheets pretty soon.
Taylor has been joining the Jonas Brother’s tour in Dallas last week. She’s supposedly romancing with Joe. Hollywood Records claimed ” All the […]

Lets Win a Date with Miley Cyrus

Monday, July 21st, 2008

 

Miley Cyrus
is selling herself to the highest bidder on ebay.
See guys… already a prostitute! Starting Tuesday all her fans will have the chance to win a date with her…hello pedophiles.  The lucky winner will attain nude pictures of her and even a lap dance.  Haha! Not.  This little girl is going to take her […]

Kate Perry is one direct artist

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

 

Kate Perry
recently had an interview with magazine
Steppin’ Out
.
I def. enjoyed reading it!  She was so direct, so honest!  Usually artists like to be fake and only speak about what their publicist tells them to say.  When asked who she would make out with she said:
“Miley Cyrus!”

I literally laughed my ass off.  Perry joked around […]

Miley Cyrus: Still an idiot

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

Miley Cyrus
just did an interview with TV Guide.
Disney’s princess Miley Cyrus was speaking to TV Guide about her new album
Breakout
, her 3-D movie and seven things she couldn’t ever live without (yawn).  Alright, I’ll cut the bullshit and get to the point.
On what she’d like to work on in the future
: “I’d […]

Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Yep- They had sex.
So much for that chastity ring shit that Nick wore.

Miley Cyrus, you little whore!

Sunday, July 13th, 2008

Hello myspace whore.  
Miley Cyrus
 is the not only the most annoying person in the world, she also wins the whoriest child award.
Dude is that picture even legal. She’s like a  f****ing fetus or some shit.   So
THESE
pictures are from some cool ass hacker.  Miley sent them via her phone to Nick Jonas!  So this confirms that Nick is NOT […]

Miley Cyrus is disgusting

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

 

Miley Cyrus
is just vile and disgusting.
I saw this picture of Miley and all I have to say is that it won’t be long until we end up seeing something filling the space between her lips!  Hey it’s up to you to decide what will be replacing that gap.  She’s def. on her way to […]

Are you blind Papa Cyrus?

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

 

Billy Ray Cyrus
has been in the industry
for quite a long time and is an idiot for
not realizing that
Vanity Fair
loves less
clothing on their celebrities. And any magazine
would love less clothing on Disney’s princess,
Miley Cyrus.
So lil ol’ Billy took his cowboy hat all the way to
the
Today
show to try to promote his upcoming show
Nashville Star
. […]

Miley Cyrus dating a 22-year-old

Friday, June 6th, 2008

Miley Cyrus
just keeps making some bad decisions.  Now, she is reportedly dating a much older man – a 22-year-old.  (Miley is only 15.)
The pedophile — I mean, her boyfriend — is her 22-year-old backup dancer, Marshall. The two have been caught flirting on camera…kissing and hugging  each other.
Photo Credit:
Perez Hilton

More Miley Cyrus pics

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

Miley Cyrus
is once again in the middle of photo scandal.
The latest leaked photos show the 15-year-old pulling up her shirt to reveal her stomach.
The pics were intended for her boyfriend
Nick Jonas
of the Jonas brothers.
These pics aren’t as scandalous as the
photos for Vanity Fair
, but it certainly doesn’t help her image

Miley Cyrus gets an offer from Playboy

Monday, May 12th, 2008

Playboy’s
Hugh Hefner
says 15-year-old
Miley Cyrus
would be “welcomed in the magazine” when she’s legal.
The dirty old man went on to call Miley a “very pretty lady” and defending her recent Vanity Fair photos.
“I think to make such a big to do over something as innocent as those photos, I think is a reflection on how […]