Miley Cyrus Blog Entries

Nick and Selena: Puppy Love

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

 
Nick Jonas and Selena Gomez are so silly.
They should just come out with their relationship.  Everyone’s rooting for them, except skanky ass Miley Cyrus.  She’s probably going to write a song or post a youtube video of how much she hates life or something.  What a effing weirdo.  Well here’s the evidence of the relationship […]

Miley’s face will be on your crotch

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

We might see this on a Lifestyles condom value pack.
Apparently LifeStyles condoms associates have offered 15-year-old slut bag Miley Cyrus to be the face of their condoms. Now that’s great marketing. Millions of people using LifeStyle condoms will be able to have Miley’s face right on their crotch!
Good thinking! I’m pretty sure […]

Look at the Future of Miley Cyrus

Sunday, July 27th, 2008

This is reality. 
You can go through plastic surgery, you can work your ass out every single day.  But gravity hits hard, so does age.  Madonna seems as if she just realized she is no longer the sexy material girl- she’s just a before picture for a botox commerical… With all her problems, she’s the last person […]

Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

 
Uh-oh Jonas Brothers fans.
Rumor has it that sexy Taylor Swift is dating sexy Joe Jonas.  Yes guys, you can already guess what I have to say: They must be hitting the sheets pretty soon.
Taylor has been joining the Jonas Brother’s tour in Dallas last week. She’s supposedly romancing with Joe. Hollywood Records claimed ” All […]

Lets Win a Date with Miley Cyrus

Monday, July 21st, 2008

 
Miley Cyrus is selling herself to the highest bidder on ebay.
See guys… already a prostitute! Starting Tuesday all her fans will have the chance to win a date with her…hello pedophiles.  The lucky winner will attain nude pictures of her and even a lap dance.  Haha! Not.  This little girl is going to take her […]

Kate Perry is one direct artist

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

 
Kate Perry recently had an interview with magazine Steppin’ Out.
I def. enjoyed reading it!  She was so direct, so honest!  Usually artists like to be fake and only speak about what their publicist tells them to say.  When asked who she would make out with she said:
“Miley Cyrus!”
I literally laughed my ass off.  Perry joked […]

Miley Cyrus: Still an idiot

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

Miley Cyrus just did an interview with TV Guide.
Disney’s princess Miley Cyrus was speaking to TV Guide about her new album Breakout, her 3-D movie and seven things she couldn’t ever live without (yawn).  Alright, I’ll cut the bullshit and get to the point.
On what she’d like to work on in the […]

Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Yep- They had sex.
So much for that chastity ring shit that Nick wore.

Miley Cyrus, you little whore!

Sunday, July 13th, 2008

Hello myspace whore.  Miley Cyrus is the not only the most annoying person in the world, she also wins the whoriest child award.
Dude is that picture even legal. She’s like a  f****ing fetus or some shit.   So THESE pictures are from some cool ass hacker.  Miley sent them via her phone to Nick Jonas!  So this confirms that Nick […]

Miley Cyrus is disgusting

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

 
Miley Cyrus is just vile and disgusting.
I saw this picture of Miley and all I have to say is that it won’t be long until we end up seeing something filling the space between her lips!  Hey it’s up to you to decide what will be replacing that gap.  She’s def. on her way to […]

Are you blind Papa Cyrus?

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

 
Billy Ray Cyrus has been in the industry
for quite a long time and is an idiot for
not realizing that Vanity Fair loves less
clothing on their celebrities. And any magazine
would love less clothing on Disney’s princess,
Miley Cyrus.
So lil ol’ Billy took his cowboy hat all the way to
the Today show to try to promote his upcoming […]

Miley Cyrus dating a 22-year-old

Friday, June 6th, 2008

Miley Cyrus just keeps making some bad decisions.  Now, she is reportedly dating a much older man – a 22-year-old.  (Miley is only 15.)
The pedophile — I mean, her boyfriend — is her 22-year-old backup dancer, Marshall. The two have been caught flirting on camera…kissing and hugging  each other.
Photo Credit: Perez Hilton
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More Miley Cyrus pics

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

Miley Cyrus is once again in the middle of photo scandal.
The latest leaked photos show the 15-year-old pulling up her shirt to reveal her stomach.
The pics were intended for her boyfriend Nick Jonas of the Jonas brothers.
These pics aren’t as scandalous as the photos for Vanity Fair, but it certainly doesn’t help her image

Miley Cyrus gets an offer from Playboy

Monday, May 12th, 2008

Playboy’s Hugh Hefner says 15-year-old Miley Cyrus would be “welcomed in the magazine” when she’s legal.
The dirty old man went on to call Miley a “very pretty lady” and defending her recent Vanity Fair photos.
“I think to make such a big to do over something as innocent as those photos, I think is a reflection […]

Miley Cyrus does topless photo shoot

Monday, April 28th, 2008

Miley Cyrus will appear in some racy (borderline kiddie porn) pics in Vanity Fair magazine. Keep in mind, she’s only 15 years old!  She posed for a shoot with photographer Annie Liebovitz.
Miley actually apologized to fans for the pics:
“I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the […]

Hannah Montana creeped out by pedophile fans

Thursday, March 6th, 2008

15-year-old Miley Cyrus says she is creeped out when she sees single male fans in her audience.
“When it’s, like, the dad fans, it’s so cute! ‘Cause they’re, like, there with their daughters and they’re singing my songs,” says Cyrus. “And then there’s the guys who watch it on their own. That’s when it gets creepier.”

Is Hannah Montana the next Vanessa Hudgens?

Monday, January 28th, 2008

Disney star Miley Cyrus (aka Hannah Montana) has had some precocious pics leaked. The 15-year-old is seen here in a provocative pose in her underwear.
Billy Ray better keep an eye on her.
What is with these Disney girls…Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Vanessa Hudgens, and now (potentially) Hannah Montana?

Plan to kill Hannah Montana foiled

Monday, January 28th, 2008

A 16-year-old boy was arrested for planning to hijack a plane and crash it into a Hannah Montana concert.
Hey, I’m no fan either, but that’s a bit extreme.
The FBI said, “His stated intent was to hijack the airplane and commit suicide. He did indicate he intended to die in Louisiana. It appears he had a […]