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Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

These celebrities were born on June 18:
Willa Holland is 17.
Paul McCartney is 66.
Isabella Rossellini is 56.
Carol Kane is 56.
Edward Cibrian is 35.
Alison Moyet is 37.
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Stupid Bitch Denise Richards

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

 
DENISE SHUTUP! FACE THE FACTS. YOU WENT BEHIND
YOUR BEST FRIEND’s BACK AND STOLE HER HUSBAND.
This whole reality show she has is supposedly
going to “help her show the world her REAL side”?
What effing real side? She’s a fake ass clown who
is a home-wrecker. The only reason she has a show
is to get more “fame” and spotlight.
Go […]

Katie attempts Broadway

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

Katie Holmes has always been a shitty actress.
I don’t know why crazy Cruise married her, is it
her height? Her floppy ears? No idea. All I know
is that she’s going to make her Broadway debut
on Sept. 18 in the play ” All My Sons”.
She will be the love interest of some missing
WWII pilot- what a shocker, […]

Jessica Simpson enrages PETA

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

So a couple of days ago Jessica Simpson was
photographed wearing a “Real Girls Eat Meat”
T-shirt. It all seemed harmless but big bad
wolf PETA fired off in an enraged response:
“Jessica Simpson’s meaty wardrobe malfunction makes us thankful that no one is looking to her for food advice. Chicken-of-the-Sea anyone? The woman who thought that […]

Are you blind Papa Cyrus?

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

 
Billy Ray Cyrus has been in the industry
for quite a long time and is an idiot for
not realizing that Vanity Fair loves less
clothing on their celebrities. And any magazine
would love less clothing on Disney’s princess,
Miley Cyrus.
So lil ol’ Billy took his cowboy hat all the way to
the Today show to try to promote his upcoming […]

Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

These celebrities were born on June 17:
Venus Williams is 28.
Herculeez of Herculeez and Big Tyme is 25.
Actor Peter Lupus (TV’s “Mission: Impossible”) is 76.
Barry Manilow is 62.
Will Forte is 38.
Lee Ryan is 25.
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Blast to the Past: Where did Posh go?

Monday, June 16th, 2008

Remember the super hot Spice Girl Posh? Let’s
look back into the past when Victoria Beckham
was more than just a toothpick with breasts. She was
the hottest Spice Girl, she was the dark side of the candy
loving pop-stars..
.
WTF HAPPENED? Was it when she met Becks? Was it when
the Spice Girls broke up? Or was it when she […]

Amy without drugs

Monday, June 16th, 2008

Oh no. Crack princess Amy Winehouse has taken a fall!
She was hospitalized on Monday after she fainted in her
London home. She’s going to stay overnight for observation
according to Papa Winehouse. She will also be given some
tests. WELL I wonder what kind of drug they’re going to
find in her now? She probably got really depressed
that her […]

Kim Kardashian gets jiggly with it

Monday, June 16th, 2008

 
Sometimes I forget that you can turn into
a celebrity just with a click of the record button
and a moan.
Kim Kardashian’s ass has made it’s way into the hearts
and rooms of many a man in the world. But I find it just
a bit disturbing how big it actually is. It could eat her
entire family. The other […]

Snoop Dog’s bitch got crunk and caught

Monday, June 16th, 2008

 
Snoop Dog’s wife actually resembles him. Fo Shizzle!
Shante Broadus looks pretty hot with her
pepperoni face. The Dog’s bitch was caught
driving around Fullerton, CA drunk. She was arrested but
then released on citation. WOW. Bail is not needed
for DUI arrests in Fullerton! Ahhh so that’s were
celebrities get wild.
That picture is so gross though. With a bit of
Proactiv […]

KFed Father of the Year…wtf?

Monday, June 16th, 2008

 
Who the f*** would present this
nimwit KFed with Father of the Year
award?
Prive Las Vegas apparently
was on crack the entire year and
named him father of the year. Seriously,
what the hell did he do all year to
deserve this award. Wait I think I know
the credentials to win this award:
1. Leave your girlfriend who is carrying
your unborn child […]

Don’t mess with Joel and Nicole

Monday, June 16th, 2008

 
Star Magazine reported that Joel Madden and Nicole Richie
had some $2 million dollar wedding in the works.
As a response, Joel wrote in his blog as the catchy
headline:
WE DID IT!! NICOLE AND I FINALLY GOT MARRIED!! click here for the pictures!!
then…included a picture of some wedding cake
followed with a picture of two gorrlias
in a tux and wedding […]

Tila Tequila: The Savior of the gays

Saturday, June 14th, 2008

Tila Tequila is a conceited snob who thinks
just because she’s got her own reality show
she’s the next Jesus Christ Superstar.
WTF.
Read what she told US Magazine on same-sex
marriage.
It is because of me - I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement,” she told Usmagazine.com at the Hollywood premiere of The Love Guru on Wednesday. “Before […]

George Clooney has a new hoe

Saturday, June 14th, 2008

Back the f*** off Sarah Larson, your ass wasn’t good enough for
George Clooney. According to an inside source, George started dating
a new hoe 6-months prior to dumping Larson’s fake self.
And to make Sarah look more like a bag of shit, the insider said that
Clooney was going to cancel her contract but continued their relationship
so she […]

R. Kelly NOT GUILTY in Child Porn Case

Friday, June 13th, 2008

 
Think back to six years ago when R. Kelly was acquitted by a jury
for fourtneen counts of child pornography…because I can’t really
remember.
There was an alleged kinky sex tape that was unleashed to the
public with a girl who was as young as 13. Both parties denied
it but this trial kept on going as long as R. […]

Lindsay Lohan back to loving the sausage?

Friday, June 13th, 2008

 
We’d all love to be shocked that Linsday Lohan is
actually letting someone grope her but it’s become quiet
common.
Don’t let this picture fool you, this is just Linsday
shooting a new scene for her upcoming movie Labor Pains.
She plays some pregnant fool, just a low-rent version
of the amazing movie Knocked Up.
And all this means is that her […]

Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays

Friday, June 13th, 2008

These celebrities were born on June 13:
Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen are 22.
Magician Siegfried of Siegfried and Roy is 69.
Comedian Tim Allen (”Home Improvement”) is 55.
Bassist Paul DeLisle of Smash Mouth is 45.
Soren Rasted (Aqua) is 39.
Rivers Cuomo of Weezer is 38.
Steve-O (”Jackass”) is 34.

Together Again: Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

 
Once again…Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson are back together.
I guess it’s kind of sweet because this means they’re creating
a more loving enviornment for their children. On the other hand,
how good can an enviornment get when your Dad is a rock and roller
and your Mom has been the implants poster girl? Tommy has told
the website Rolling […]

Heather Locklear goes gangsta when drunk

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

 
Heather Locklear is a weirdo.
A few pictures of Heather have been released after she left Coco de Ville
the other day. Alright, I know that celebrities get a little frustrated when
the paparazzi is all over them but since when do celebrities just automatically
throw gang signs? Did she even realize that one of the signs was the “two
in […]

Jamie Lynn Spears Calling Quits on Wedding?

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears has hit another wall.
According to Star magazine, she’s calling the wedding off with Casey,
the father of her unborn child. The baby is supposed to pop out of her
July 17 so I’m guessing the only reason they want to have a wedding is
because they don’t want the child to be called a […]