Celebrity Gossip & News Blog Entries

 
These celebrities were born on August 29:
Michael Jackson is 50.
Joe Schumacher is 69.
Eliot GOuld is 70.
Meshell Ndegeocello is 40.
Carla Gugino is 37.
Robin Leach is 67.

 
My personal favorite female artist is M.I.A.
Her style is so original and she’s got super cool clothing style. You might know her from her song ” Paper Planes” which is featured in Pineapple Express. Recently she said that was would retire at the Bonaroo Music Festival. However, things change…
Well, [Bonaroo] it was my last ever […]

 
Honestly-I’m, so effing content with SNL’s choice of guests on their season opener on Sept. 13.
Michael Phelps as the host and Lil’ Wayne as the musical guest. That’s so amazing. Lil Wayne is one of MY favorite rappers. He fits in after Kanye and Lupe. But he’s better than 50, or Jay-Z […]

Rihanna and Chris Brown are reportedly going to move in together.
However they really want a condo that is soundproof. Sheesh! Thanks for telling the world how you both plan on wild-sing-along-sex at every hour of the day. But I guess you just want the best for the neighbors.
It would be atrocious if […]

These celebrities were born on August 28:
Jennifer Cooledge is 45.
Luis Guzeman is 52.
David Fincher is 46.
Emma Samms is 48.
Shania Twain is 42.
Jack Black is 39.
Tom Fitzgerald is 40.
Sherrie Austin is 38.
LeAnn Rimes is 26.

Our Brit Brat won’t perform at the VMA’s this year! AWWW! WHY???
Is she scared that she’s going to mess that shit up like she did last year? She should just do it. She needs to grow some balls and get up on that stage and sing Piece of Me.
Even if she fails […]

I think my prayers have been answered.
Denise Richard’s obnoxious reality show is now CANCELED!!! Someone pour the champagne, someone get the fireworks- this bitch is officially off my precious television.
A very reliable source said that- ” Viewers were disgusted that a mother of two young girls would use such foul language!”. Hooray for […]

 
It doesn’t surprise me that Rihanna had to base her new song over an old song.
Listen to Rihanna’s song HERE.  It’s called Livin’ Your Life but it’s going to remind you of Numa Numa.  Seriously, why is she SOOO unoriginal?  She took Tainted Love to create SOS and all her other songs sound like former […]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
A studio executive has reportedly said that Cher might just play catwoman in the upcoming Batman film!!!
WHAT THE EFF??? This can’t be possible. Cher is almost 125 years old. There’s just no way her body could move in the kitty suit. Megan Fox would be MY number one choice. Way to fail Batman […]

 
This one is pretty funny.
Harry Potter’s movie studio, Warner Bros. is  suing an Indian studio. Why you ask?
The title of the Indian film is Hari Puttar- A Comedy of Terrors.  Warner Bros. feels that THAT is just WAYYY to close to Harry Potter.  Hawt Dawgi! Somebody whip out a wand and Avada Kedavera a producer’s […]

 
Holy snickerdoodles.
 It’s almost as if everything in the world is revovled around…MADONNA’S STICKY AND SWEET TOUR!  Why?!!  For Heaven’s sake this woman is 50 years old. Why is she constantly trying to act like she’s a hot-ass 23 year old girl?
Look, I give her kudos for the whole ” look at me I can dance […]

 
These celebrities were born on August 25:
Blake Lively is 21.
Sean Connery is 78.
Claudia Schiffer is 38.
Rachel Ray is 40.
Blair Underwood is 44.
Tim Burton is 50.
Regis Philbin is 77.
Gene Simmons is 59.
Thalia is 37.

 
I personally think this choice of clothing on Christina Aguilera makes me want to puke. Like a black emo puke…with red lipstick.
What do you think?

The time has finally come for YOU to add ME on Myspace.
Yes kiddies, I have finally gotten a myspace!!! By adding me you will be updated on the lives of the rich, famous, cute, ugly, drunk..so on and so on. You can always message/comment me on there and I will try my BEST […]

This is a makeup NO-NO!
Alrighty, Kim Kardashian is known for her ass but once in a while ( when we look at her face) we can only stare into those beautiful smokey eyes.However, what the eff is this bat shit on her eyes????!!!!
It looks like someone just took a black sharpie and traced it […]

God, when we thought this bitch was out of the spotlight, she came crawling back in.
Tila Tequila’s girlfriend- Courtenay Semel has been arrested for slapping some hoe outsitde of a nightclub in Vegas. Oh goody gum-drops, does this mean we’re going to hear that Tila is crying and shit? If so, hopefully that will […]

 
Someone ought to tell Jennifer Lopez that it would be wise to shut her mouth before too much shit pours out of there.
She made an appereance on Good Morning America August 18 to discuss her preparations for the Malibu Triathlon.  She had been overheard by sources saying that she “couldn’t understand why everyone is talking […]

 
Amy Winehouse is going to rehab again! Yes! Yes! Yes!
And her daddy knows she ain’t fine.  Russel Brand ( you know the dude from Forgetting Sarah Marshall and upcoming host of MTV music awards) apparently suggested the clinic she is going to.  Winehouse’s dad spoke out saying- “This is a very good idea. If she […]

 
I’m really glad Michael Phelps cleared the air about the relationship rumors with Amanda Beard ( ugly).
He politely said on TV’s Extra -”No, I’m not dating Amanda Beard. I’ll say that. I think she has a boyfriend.”  However, when Amanda Beard was asked whether she’s kissed Michael Phelps she went for the-”EW!!! NO!!!” approach.  Then […]

 
Oh HELL YES!!!
This absolutely delicious 23-year-old, Olympic champion Michael Phelps is going to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated tommorow.  THANK YOU JESUS! I am so excited to read his interview, see more pictures. However, I am not very pleased by the cover. Why did they have to cover his yummy abs? Why did […]