Celebrity Gossip & News Blog Entries

 
Damn these bitches have no time to waste!
 Apparently they got married this weekend in Mexico.  Who knows, maybe this was a shotgun weddding! Maybe Heidi is pregnant with Spencer’s child….wait- if that shit was true, then she and him would def. whore out the story and sell it to the media to make some cold […]

 
This weekend was a HUGE profit for all the people from Twilight! Here’s the top ten movies:
1. Twilight, $70.6 million
2. Quantum of Solace, $27.4 million
3. Bolt, $27 million
4. Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, $16 million
5. Role Models, $7.2 million
6. Changeling, $2.6 million
7. High School Musical 3: Senior Year, $2 million
8. Zack and Miri Make a Porno, […]

   
I must begin by explaining to you that my opinions on the movie can be taken as biased since I am absolutely and irrevocably in love with the actors and the book. * Long sentence, deep breath!*
Are you ready? I thought that the movie was an awesome introduction to the Twilight Saga. Most critiques argue […]

Alright kiddies I HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE YET. I will tonight around 10Pm EST, so I should have a review by the morning 3PM EST.
However here are a few places who have and this is what they had to say:
Los Angeles Times: LOVED IT.
*Entertainment Weekly: LOVED IT.
Associated Press: HATED IT.
Emanuel Levy: HATED […]

 
Divorce can be incredibly brutal. If you don’t play your cards right, then you might lose a big pot of gold.
Yet, that wasn’t the case for Guy Ritchie. To him, the big pot of gold was a metaphor for just being free from Madonna. He didn’t care about the money, he didn’t care about […]

BLINK 182 BACK TOGETHER?
This will my little heart oh-so-happy if they come back to show the world once more what real music is, none of that Ali Lohan crap. The only bands I ever thought was worth listening to back in the day was Blink 182 and Greenday…the good old days.
Anways, Blink 182 split up back […]

Bronx Mowgli Wentz is the name of the child of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.
This is absurd. BMW will eventually sue these people for naming their child after a prestigious company that sells elegant, beautiful cars. Now, the name Mowgli is completely ridiculous. Did they seriously just name their kid after the tiny […]

I’m not saying she’s discriminating, the bitch Miley Cyrus just prefers Christians.
You can see what I am talking about by clicking HERE. She recently had an interview with Ellen DeGeneres and then started being extremely improper and unprofessional. When Ellen asked her about Justin, she just started acting like a 3-year-old. Unfortunately nobody sent […]

 
For a moment I thought this was Rihanna.
But no, it’s Lily Allen who I think is a far better singer than Rihanna..now Rihanna is a better entertainer but if they had a competition JUST about sining, Lily Allen would burn Rihanna’s ass.
I actually like this Nylon cover because it gives Lily a different look and […]

 
It’s been a while sinse we, Damnimcute.com  posted something about Megan Fox!
Well she’s still engaged to Brain Austin Green and apparently they are even planning for their wedding…ew. Anyways, Megan was at GQ’s men-of-the-year 2008 thingy. To be quite honest, she looked horrible.  Not classy at all- completely vulgar with her hot pink dress. […]

I know, I know-some of you will say HOW CAN YOU COMPARE EDWARD TO HARRY.
I just did. Harry Potter didn’t make me giggle like a school-girl. Edward Cullen did. Harry Potter rushed to marry Ginny and didn’t leave us any intimate details….but Bella and Edward left us many a detail! Sure […]

Former NY Governor Elliot Spitzer’s hooker, Ashley Dupré says she’s done being a whore — but she’s not done cashing in on her “fame”.
In an interview with Diane Sawyer, she says, “I’m 23 years old. I want to do music, to do fashion, to write books – there’s so many things.”
Ashley also says she had […]

Hugh Jackman is People’s Sexiest Man Alive.
Hugh said that when his wife found out he was the sexiest man alive, she said, “Obviously, Brad wasn’t available this year.”
Nice!
Here are a few other names on People’s list:
Daniel Craig
Zac Efron
Blair Underwood
Michael Phelps
Mark-Paul Gosselaar
Javier Bardem
David Beckham

So some Arab sheikh spend a fortune trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with Michael Jackson. According to the NY Daily News:
A sheikh subsidizing Michael Jackson spent almost $350,000 on a brain-power guru to help the singer’s creative juices flow.
“Mind-mapping and motivational guru” Tony Buzan came to Bahrain for a week […]

 
Everytime I watch The Hills, a couple of brain cells begin to fry.
This is why I tend to always switch the channel.  And right when I thought MTV would be safe again, they come up with Season 5.  WHAT MORE IS THER TO KNOW ABOUT THESE AWFUL PEOPLE!? Ughhhh! All these people do is “work”, […]

 
We all know about sad-face Taylor Swift with her idiotic obsession with the TAKEN Joe Jonas.
Tay-Tay and Joe only lasted for like a week or some shit. How can she possibly still be stuck on that virginal dick? So Selena Gomez, girlfriend of Nick Jonas released a statement: I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but […]

 
The James Bond movies have been on of the most succesful action movies…but Quantum of Solace failed.
They  not only provide you action, romance and humour- they provide you an original plot.  However, after viewing this movie all I could think about was… THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM.  Don’t get me wrong, it was a good film, but it […]

 
Seriously Brad and Angie, stop acting as if you guys are like the Holy couple or some shit.
When Jennifer said what Angie did was uncool, Brad and Angie fired back by being “totally thrown”. And they thought she had ” moved on…and wouldn’t want to re-open this old wound.”
PUHHLEASE! Jennifer is finally proving to the […]

 
So everyone is blogging their thoughts these days, even your beloved Jonas Brothers.
So the bros decided to blog to their hoes and Taylor Swift indirectly about their personal lives…it went something like..blah blah blah our personal lives are usually avoided blah blah blah bullshit.  Anyways, the juicy shit comes in when JOE specifically tells this […]

 
Alright, I’m getting really fucking tired of Taylor Swift constantly being a downer.
She snitched on Joe Jonas’ relationship wth sexy Camilla Belle by saying: ” They’ve been together since we broke up. That’s why we broke up-because he met her. We don’t talk.” What a familiar little situation. I could have sworn I’ve heard this […]