Playboy Bunny Blog Entries

 
Someone explain to me why Tara Reid’s mangled, broke ass is posing for Playboy of all magazines? Hustler maybe. Even Penthouse, I could understand. But lately, she can’t even give “it” away. So what on earth made Hef think he’ll profit from this decision.
Hell, Marge from The Simpsons, got more “stuff” than Tara Reid does. If […]

It was a Pickles and Ice Cream baby shower for Kendra! It was a Girls Next Door reunion on Wednesday for Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt, who treated their pregnant friend Kendra Wilkinson to a baby shower. “Kendra was really excited about the shower. It wasn’t a surprise or anything so she was really looking […]

 
Holly says:
On her body before surgery:
“I always stuffed my bra. In fact, I had a boyfriend for years, and we moved so slowly. We didn’t have sex for a long time because I had to gradually bring down my bra size so he wouldn’t find out I stuffed my bra!”
On confidence:
“Living with Hef brought down […]

On Sarah’s mothering skills:
“Even before she was nominated, there wasn’t much parenting in that house. Sarah doesn’t cook, Todd doesn’t cook—the kids would do it all themselves: cook, clean, do the laundry, and get ready for school. Most of the time Bristol would help her youngest sister with her homework, and I’d barbecue chicken or […]

 
Brody Jenner and his Playboy Playmate girlfriend, Jayden, were in tow celebrating his birthday when the pair witnessed perpetual troublemaker Joe Francis unrelentingly hitting on a girl they know. Jayde, who felt that the girl was being harassed, threw a drink on the Girls Gone Wild douche and Francis physically retaliated. The felon reportedly then punched […]

 
“I’ve been hornier!” Kendra told the mag of her sex life with hubby Hank Baskett at their shoot. “We’ll be off-roading, and we’ll go at it in the bushes somewhere! Or we’ll be driving, and he’ll pull over. Quickies are the best! If he lasts any more than a couple of minutes, I’m like, I’m […]

Spencer Pratt shows off his wife Heidi Montag’s latest Playboy cover for the paparazzi.The red carpet was the perfect place to flaunt the September 2009 issue of Playboy.The two fame whores were at the special screening of G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra held at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre on Thursday in L.A. What happened to […]

 
Former Girls Next Door, Holly Madison, has been getting busy with Crank hottie Jason Statham. The two spent a lot of quality time together in Las Vegas on Saturday. Statham, who was in town for the UFC 100 bout at the Mandalay Bay Events Center, apparently took note of Madison when she served as an honorary ring […]

 
Heidi Montag Pratt is thinking about taking it all off for Playboy, she got advice from queen of being naked, Kim Kardashian, and she said: “Go for it. I think that now’s the time,” said the reality star, who was featured in the magazine’s December 2007 issue. “I think it’s a very classy magazine. It’s artsy. I talked […]

 
I like this picture better than Holly sucking on Hugh Hefner’s overworked lips.
Holly must like kissing the lips of someone relatively her age rather than someone who could identify with her grandfather. Anywho, this picture says it all.  Holly and Criss are a package.
If they decide to marry…that would be cool and expected. Same goes […]

I don’t like Hef’s new soon to be girlfriends (Kristina and Karissa Shannon).
I grew up loving Kendra, Bridget and Holly (okay well not so much Holly, she was kind of annoying). The twins don’t even look funny. They’re probably not twins. You can make anyone twins with a little bit of plastic surgery.
FYI: The […]

 
So I thought I could diss Holly Madison…but I can’t. I feel sad for the hoe.
Recently she told TMZ, “Hef and I aren’t togehter.” The bitch has been on his nuts forever. She wanted a baby, a family…and all that time with him…wasted.
Well at least she’ll start living her life now.

 
Allegedly Holly Madison left Hugh Hefner for good.
Methinks, bullshit. Well then again I can see why the bunny would leave Hugh. He won’t give her his magical bunny sperm and he won’t let her out of the house much. In addition, Holly somehow has been seeing Criss Angel. So she’s cheating on Hugh Hefner with […]