Robert Pattinson Blog Entries

 
Or at least he is related to one!
Genealogists, who apparently have nothing better to do than research the lineage of a vampire movie star, have discovered that Twilight hunk
Robert Pattinson
is related to Vlad the Impaler, the person widely considered the inspiration for in Bram Stoker’s Dracula.
That’s right! He’s related to freakin’ Dracula!
Let’s break it […]

 
So,
Robert Pattinson
did this really nice things where he “designed” a balloon for charity.
Basically, the charity PACT,
Parents and Abducted Children Together
, asked celebs to designed one-of-a-kind sketches for an online auction. They doodle. They sign. They bring in money for a good cause.
He doodled. He signed. Lots of money to follow.
We think we hear the […]

 
The following celebrities were born on May 13:
Robert Pattinson is 24.

Harvey Keitel is 71.
Zoe Wanamaker (”Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone”) is 61.
Stevie Wonder is 60.
Stephen Colbert is 46.
John Richardson of The Gin Blossoms is 46.
Tom Verica (”American Dreams”) is 46.
Lari White is 45.
Darius Rucker of Hootie and the Blowfish is 44.
Andy Williams of Casting […]

 
The Twilight hunk
Robert Pattinson
stopped by Norman’s Rare Guitars in Tarzana, CA, on Wednesday and autographed a Fender Telecaster guitar for charity.
All proceeds will benefit the Midnight Mission, which provides services for the homeless, including education, job training and placement, drug and alcohol treatment, referral services and transitional housing for families.
The guitar is currently on […]

Celebrity Vampire
Robert Pattinson
has crushed the dreams of Singer/Songwriter Robert Pattinson because he is apparently too famous to just go to open mic-nights anymore!! Here’s what Robert had to say:
“I used to write a lot more music by just doing gigs, just turning up to open mics and stuff with two lines of the song […]

 
As unbelievable as this may seem, Hollywood’s hot media shy celebrity,
Robert Pattinson
, will be the sole presenter for Friday’s Hope for Haiti telethon. Here’s what
E!

News
had to say:
“I just got word that the Twilight star has signed on for Friday’s Hope for Haiti telethon. As of right now, it looks like Rob will be the […]

 
Robert Pattinson was kissed by a girl who was recovering from swine flu. He stated to the girl,
“You have the swine flu?!…What the hell are you doing kissing anyone?”

It would really suck to be in his shoes.

The New Moon Approaches!
I don’t know about you, but I absolutely cannot wait until New Moon comes out. I’m frigging adult for goodness sakes and have become totally engulfed in the vampire phenomenon. Love it!!

 
As if we didn’t know already…
Sources (the paparazzi) confirm that Twilight royalty, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, are officially an item.
After R-Patz described his ideal match in an interview, the two were spotted holding hands after a last night meal. Aww….

 
Are Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart almost kissing? -OR- Are they just talking? Vote Now!

Miley Cyrus now hearts Robert Pattinson. She once dissed R-Patz and said that she didn’t understand why girls were so obsessed with him, but after meeting him this weekend at the Teen Choice Awards, she find out why. She wrote:
“Gave a hug to Rob Pattinson today. Ok girls I get it now. So cute. Sorry “Robby” bout […]

 
K-Stew OUT! Megan Fox IN! This would be the #2 hottest couple ever! (Brad and Angelina are #1) Megan and Rob both won teen choice hotties, but who’s hotter? The ultimate battle! Vote now!

Ashley Greene is not only
fucking
dating
Chace Crawford
, but she also has REAL naked pictures all over the internet! Her attorneys have confirmed that they are real and demand everyone to take them down! Too late! To see her entire naked body (titties and vajayjay) CLICK HERE!
UPDATE: Don’t click link above, pictures got taken down.

Gross! Kristen Stewart needs to brush her hair and take a shower! She is a celebrity who is always on t.v. and magazines but she always looks like a homeless bum!

 
Justin Timberlake took to his
Twitter
to answer some questions: “Why aren’t you sexy like Robert Pattinson?” Justin responds, “Because God loved him more than me.”
Who’s hotter R.Patz or J.T ? Vote now and see what others think!

 
The
Twilight
 star was hit by a cab, yesterday, while he was trying to get away from some psycho fans! He was being escorted by 5 security guards, who were trying to get him across the street safely as he was being chased after by fans. Eyewitnesses say Pattinson was hit by a cab on his hip as he […]

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have an off screen relationship. After the
MTV
awards, there were pictures of the
Twilight
stars going and staying at a hotel together. We all know Robert got some, or maybe they were just watching t.v all night in the hotel…? No, he hit for sure!

Kristen Stewart dropped her award at the MTV Movie Awards. Robert Pattinson can’t help but laugh.
UPDATE: Video works.

Honestly.
 Can life get any better after I see
Robert
in Twilight? Yes, it really can. He’s going to play the magnificent Salvador Dali in the movie Little Ashes.
If you didn’t know, Dali was a genius and you should wiki him if you have a brain and want to educate yourself in fine arts instead of ONLY feeding […]

To me, this is an extremely unflattering cover.

I have no idea why some people are totally into this shit. She looks insane. Her shirt is raised enough to make her almost have a beer belly. I think it’s a shiteous cover.
Robert Pattison
could have graced it….people are so damn tired of Britney.

Everywhere I go, I […]