Scarlett Johansson Blog Entries

Scarlett Johansson blows

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

Scarlett Johansson’s
mucus has been auctioned off for $5,300.  She had blown her nose into a tissue on the Tonight show and decided it’s worth something.
According to the BBC:
Johansson blew her nose twice, leaving some lipstick and mucus behind, before putting it in a bag and signing it.
Proceeds from the sale are going to hunger charity […]

Hitched: Scarlett and Ryan

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

 

Congratulations you two!
Even though this was def. a gun shot wedding, I think it’s awesome that
Scarlett
and Ryan combined their hotness’ together.
My next question is: How far along is Scarlett in ther pregnancy?

Politics and Hollywood shouldn’t blend

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

 

I thought the 2008 election was about choosing a candidate for who they were and what they stood for- not about which Hollywood celebrity was endorsing them.
In the Democratic National Convention in Denver-
Kanye West
, N.E.R.D. and Wyclef Jean are going to perform. Other stars attending are Ben Affleck, Scarlett Johansoon, Warren Beatty, Maggie Gyllenhaal.
I wonder […]

Scartlet Jo and Penelope Cruz Making Out!?

Friday, June 20th, 2008

Don’t worry boys, they’re not lesbians…or does that upset you?
Well the two sexy women are starring in the scandelous love affair
film
Vicky Cristina Barcelona
by Woody Allen.
So catch this flick on the 15th of August to see Scarlett and
Penelope exchanging saliva.

Scarlett Johansson is a diva

Monday, May 19th, 2008

Scarlett Johansson
missed the Cannes Film Festival because of her outlandish demands.
According to the Daily Mail:
Scarlett Johansson was left at home in New York after a film studio refused to pay for the star’s bloated demands to attend the Cannes Film Festival to launch
Woody Allen’s
latest movie.
They were willing, and happy, to pay for flights, hotel, […]

Scarlett Johansson pimps herself out

Friday, March 14th, 2008

Scarlett Johansson
put herself up for charity to benefit the anti-poverty organization Oxfam.
The eBay auction for the chance to have a date with actress began at about $1 but soared upwards with 170 offers made in all.
The winning bidder offered $39,360. He’s a British man who’ll be flying over to LA to join Johansson at […]

Scarlett Johansson…singer?

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

Scarlett Johansson
, the latest actress that thinks she can sing, is releasing her debut album on May 20.
“Anywhere I Lay My Head” features 10 covers of Tom Waits songs.
David Bowie also lends his voice to a few of the tracks.
There are no plans for Johansson to perform live, but she would be intrigued by “getting […]

Scarlett Johansson to play porn star

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007

Scarlett Johansson
has been picked to play porn star
Jenna Jameson
.  Johansson was personally selected by Jameson to star in the film based on her autobiography,
How to Make Love Like a Porn Star
.

Scarlett Johansson no longer “Sexiest Woman Alive”

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007

Scarlett Johansson
has gone from sexy to skanky.  Someone take that ring out of her nose…PLEASE!

 

Lindsay Lohan tops Maxim’s “Hot 100″ list

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

According to Maxim magazine,
Lindsay Lohan
is the hottest woman in the world.  (Who comes up with this stuff?) 

“There is no other star in the world who causes more of a stir in the public eye than Lindsay,” said Maxim Editor in Chief Jimmy Jellinek.  The “Hot 100″ list takes into account beauty and media buzz. 

Am […]

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds In NY State of Mind

Monday, April 9th, 2007

Remember that
Scarlett Johansson
said she
doesn’t focus on finding a boyfriend
. Finding someone to get it on with, however, is an entirely different matter.
After getting linked to
Justin Timberlake
and
Ryan Philippe
, Scarlett has managed to not find a boyfriend in the person of
Ryan Reynolds
. According to
People
, the two were sighted being all sweet and jolly at Manhattan […]

Love Isn’t On Scarlett Johansson’s List Right Now

Friday, April 6th, 2007

Scarlett Johansson
seems to be saying no to a lot of things lately. Just recently, she said
no to nudity
and destroyed a lot of people’s hopes and dreams in the process.  Now she’s saying that right now, she isn’t too keen on finding someone to help keep her bed warm.
From
People
:
Johansson, who most recently dated her […]

Scarlett Johansson Will Definitely Have Plastic Surgery

Sunday, March 25th, 2007

While most celebrities are issuing statements to the effect that they will never have plastic surgery ever, Scarlett Johansson is doing the exact opposite, vowing she will have plastic surgery if and when her looks start to go down the drain.
“I will definitely have plastic surgery - I don’t want to become an old hag! […]

Scarlett’s The Sexiest…Again

Tuesday, February 20th, 2007

Just a few months after Esquire Magazine named her the “Sexiest Woman Alive”, Scarlett just got further validation from Playboy, the magazine that does know sexy, having featured some of the sexiest women, naked, in its pages for over 50 years.
Playboy’s annual 25 Sexiest Celebrities list showed Scarlett on top, beating out such names as […]

Justin and Scarlett Get Jiggy In Miami

Tuesday, February 6th, 2007

It has been rumored that Scarlett Johansson
caused the Justin Timberlake-Cameron Diaz break-up
, and what the two were seen doing over Super Bowl weekend in Miami is not exactly dousing water on those rumors.
The pair, who worked together in one of Justin’s music videos, were flirting until the wee hours of the morning, and were doing […]

Scarlett Caused Justin-Cameron Break-Up?

Friday, January 26th, 2007

Cameron Diaz is one secure woman.
Rumors are flying around that Cameron’s ex Justin Timberlake’s decision to cast The Sexiest Woman Alive in his music video for the song “What Goes Around” was the final straw in a relationship that was already rocky in the first place, and led to their
eventual breakup
.
A source told Heat magazine: […]

BREAKING NEWS: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND CAMERON DIAZ BREAK-UP…FOR REAL…I SWEAR THIS TIME…UNTIL JUSTIN RETRACTS HIS STATEMENT

Monday, January 8th, 2007

They did. They didn’t. They did. It’s over, done, kaput, finito, dunzo, finit…

Justin Timberlake

has sort of confirmed that he’s split with
Cameron Diaz
. Rumors hit last week that the two parted a short time ago and that Justin may be “canoodling” with

Scarlett Johansson

. He apparently told a Toronto Star reporter at his Alpha Dog premiere […]

Scarlett Johanssen is the Fattest Woman Alive

Friday, December 29th, 2006

…in her mind.

I have fat days and accept that I’m never going to be real thin.
I know what I look like when I wake up in the morning after three hours sleep. Sometimes I feel, ‘OK, this is a good day’, and other times I wake up and think, ‘Oh my God, I need a […]

Is Josh Hartnett Plucking ScarJo’s Black Dahlia Again?

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

Hooray? I’m trying to muster up enthusiasm, but, as attractive as their kids would be, Josh Hartnett and Scarlett Johansson are a pretty boring celebrity couple. According to Page Six, they’ve rekindled their snooze of a relationship.

Scarlett Johanssen is Single Again

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006

Scarlett Johanssen and Josh Hartness broke up. Dunzo. Finito. Kaput. Well, who cares. I don’t like Josh, I’ve never liked Josh, and I never understood all the hubbub about him and his so-called dreamy looks. Dreamy? Try … not dreamy. He’s just boring. Boooooooring. Snooooozefest. She, on the other hand, is a little saucy thing […]