Spencer Pratt Blog Entries

Heidi & Spencer faked their wedding

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

In a teaser for the fourth season of The Hills, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are shown in a courtroom legalizing their marriage after eloping in Mexico.
But according to the AP, the marriage is a sham:
A Los Angeles Superior Court official said Tuesday that MTV was recently granted permission to shoot in a courtroom in […]

Heidi And Spencer: Their Wedding Vows

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

 
Heidi To Spencer:::
From the moment I met you, I knew I wanted to marry you. I never knew love existed like this. You have opened my eyes and shown me a new world. Every moment with you is magical and amazing. You are truly my prince charming and dream guy. I love you with […]

Bitches Got Hitched: Heidi and Spencer

Monday, November 24th, 2008

 
Damn these bitches have no time to waste!
 Apparently they got married this weekend in Mexico.  Who knows, maybe this was a shotgun weddding! Maybe Heidi is pregnant with Spencer’s child….wait- if that shit was true, then she and him would def. whore out the story and sell it to the media to make some cold […]

The Hills: Season Five To Kill Our Eyes

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

 
Everytime I watch The Hills, a couple of brain cells begin to fry.
This is why I tend to always switch the channel.  And right when I thought MTV would be safe again, they come up with Season 5.  WHAT MORE IS THER TO KNOW ABOUT THESE AWFUL PEOPLE!? Ughhhh! All these people do is “work”, […]

Damn I’m Cute’s: Ridiculous Couple!

Sunday, October 26th, 2008

This week on Damnimcute, we noticed some pretty weird celebrities but no one compares to Speidi!
Yea, take a look at those pictures of Spencer and Heidi posing for a Pro-McCain/ Pro-Palin photoshoot. McCain apparently appointed them to do this photoshoot because he wants his campaign to be more “hip”. Palin let Spencer […]

The Hills: Season Four

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

 
Just when we thought we had enough of The Hills- we were wrong.
The guys and gals are back with the same drama, with different people.   Shit, the writers need to make the scripts more original.  In the trailer I’m seeing a lot more of Spencer Conrad’s ugly sister…why? I think this is the millionth time […]

Heidi and Spencer go to Iraq

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

 
Someone save the troops from Heidi Montag’s terrible singing, and save the troops from Spencer’s bullshit stories.
Heidi told People-
“My brother was an airborne ranger in Afghanistan and Iraq. It’s very important to me and important to Spencer to support the troops and go over there.”
Heidi, the troops would feel more support if you just left […]

The Hills have clothes

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

 
Ugh-more reality “celebrities” saying dumb things.
By now you have probably heard how Lauren Conrad’s clothing line died and was dropped by Los Angeles boutique Kitson.  Some of us feel bad for her and some of us are jumping for joy.  Coincidentally, Spencer Pratt told Access Hollywood ” We pray for her”. What?  LMAO!  You pray […]

Heidi Montag needs a gun as a toy

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

Look at the way Heidi Montag looks at that gun.
I can guarantee when she takes the gun home she’s going to have the ride of her life with it. Due to Spencer having a daily manicure and pedicure he spends no time with Heidi so she resorts to guns to satisfy her […]