Tara Reid Blog Entries

 
Someone explain to me why Tara Reid’s mangled, broke ass is posing for Playboy of all magazines? Hustler maybe. Even Penthouse, I could understand. But lately, she can’t even give “it” away. So what on earth made Hef think he’ll profit from this decision.
Hell, Marge from The Simpsons, got more “stuff” than Tara Reid does. If […]

Tara Reid
has reportedly posed nude for an upcoming issue of Playboy.
“She was a bit insecure about her body when they first started,” says an insider. “She looked great and finally got into the groove.”
Tara underwent a botched liposuction procedure in 2004 and vowed never to take off her clothes for the camera.
Apparently, she has overcome […]

Tara Reid
has checked herself into a Malibu rehab facility.
According to her spokesperson: “Tara Reid has checked herself into Promises Treatment Center. We appreciate your respect to her and her family’s privacy at this time.”
The spokesperson didn’t disclose what she’s being treated for. It will probably be quicker to make a list of what this […]

Sexy.
Tara Reid
’s ass is about as exciting as my Great Aunt Lenore’s ass.  But hey, took her a lot of guts to put that floppy shit on display. Then again, maybe that’s her guts pouring out of her ass …right?
Please Tara, some butt impants, some nip/tuck would really help you.

What the f*** happened to
Tara Reid’s
face.  Poor thing is only 32 years old, but looks more like 62.

Tara Reid
— who once dated New England Patriots quarterback
Tom Brady
— is apparently still bitter.
At a Super Bowl party in Italy, she was quoted as saying: “Fu** Tom Brady…I hope the Giants win.”
Needless to say, Reid enjoyed herself at the party and got “pretty sh**faced.”

Tara Reid
was rushed to a hospital after collapsing in a nightclub.
A source said: “She was having a couple a drinks and then all of a sudden she lost her footing.”
She is out of the hospital now, and is recovering in a hotel room.
Earlier this month, Tara hosted a ‘Hookers Ball’ in Australia.  According to […]

Tara Reid
has been left with a rippled and sagging stomach after a botched liposuction procedure.

Tara revealed last year: “I got lipo because even though I was skinny, I wanted – I’m not going to lie – a six-pack.

“I had body contouring, but it all went wrong. My stomach became the most ripply, bulgy thing.”

These are […]

Cash-strapped
Tara Reid
has reduced the amount of money she charges for promotional appearances to a mere $3,000.
Reid previously charged $26,000 per event.
Times are tough for a no-talent actress these days.
She recently
hosted a prostitute-themed Hookers Ball
in Austrailia.

Apparently,
Tara Reid
is so desperate for cash, she took a gig hosting a hooker themed party in Australia. Reid will be at the “Hookers Ball” at the Discovery nightclub.
According to club owners, she’ll be dressed as a prostitute and will be participating in the wet t-shirt contest.
What a class act!

She should NOT be wearing a bikini.  I’m sure the cigarette hanging from her lips doesn’t add to the attractive factor.  Gross!

Ok, we know that Ms. Tara “the train wreck” Reid had plastic surgery on her stomach and titties. But, what she should have had was some surgery on her ass! Girl, we know you’re thin, but these photos prove that just because you’re thin does not, I repeat DOES NOT mean that yo ass is […]

I wish this was shocking news. Alas, ‘tis not. And yes, Ms. Reid looks absolutely shlotted in
this picture
. Sad, sad Tara Reid.

Could Tara Reid be making a comeback? Look, she actually looks alive, clean, and dare I say, pretty in these
pix
. Let’s not get our hopes up, because anyday now I just feel she’ll go back to her narsty old self.