Tiger Woods Blog Entries

Tiger Proves He Is Still On Top!!

Thursday, July 22nd, 2010

 

Tiger Woods
is the top earning American athlete for the SEVENTH STRAIGHT YEAR, earning $90.5 million over the past year.  That’s about $9 million less than last year, mainly because he lost some sponsors. Below I have included the top 10 earning American athletes:
1. Tiger Woods,  $90.5 million

2. Phil Mickelson,  $60.7 million
3. Floyd Mayweather JR.,  […]

Tiger Woods’ Swing Coach Quits!

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010

 

Hank Haney
has been
Tiger Woods’
swing coach since 2003 and he resigned from his post yesterday!
He explains:
“I am incredibly grateful of the opportunity that I had to coach Tiger Woods. It was just time for both of us to go in another direction. I have informed Tiger Woods this evening that I no longer will […]

Kindergarten Teacher Blows Whistle on Tiger!

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

 

Tiger Woods’
kindergarten teacher is speaking out at a news conference in none other than Gloria Allred’s office to address an interview Tiger gave back in 2005 when he said:
“I became aware of my racial identity on my first day of school, on my first day of kindergarten. A group of sixth graders tied me […]

Tiger Settled With Mistress #1 For $10 Million…WTF!!

Thursday, April 1st, 2010

 
Tiger Woods’ #1 slut,
Rachel Uchitel
, agreed to shut her mouth for way more than we expected - $10 million!!!
It’s been said that she had been planning a news conference to spill some deets that would have given her anywhere from $2 - 5 million. Tiger must have been so scared about what she had to […]

Tiger Woods Is Returning To Golf

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

 

Tiger Woods
will play at the Masters on April 8th at Augusta National. This will mark his return to the sport after some very embarrassing indiscretions.
Although he’s rehabbing his career, Tiger has said he needs to do the same with his personal life.

Tiger Wood’s Wind Up Doll

Monday, March 15th, 2010

 

Pipedream Products Inc.
has released the official Take Home
Tiger Woods
 Wind Up Love Doll!! Nick Orlandino, COO of Pipedream says:
“We’re following in the footsteps of Larry Flynt and all of the other porn parodies out there, and the Take Home Tiger is no different. Look for more hilarious products from Pipedream in the future”

WTF!!
Who would want […]

Guess Who’s Headin’ On Down To South Park?

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

 

The 14th season of
Comedy Central’s

South Park
will kick off with an animated visit from
Tiger Woods
! Here’s what South Park co-creator Matt Stone had to say:
“It’s such an important issue in America right now – the sex addiction outbreak. We’re all really concerned about him and hope he gets better.”

Ha! Aren’t we all?
Although Stone was hesitant […]

Tiger Apologizes To Parents At Premier Academy!

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

 
As if he hasn’t said sorry enough!
Tiger Woods
knows the paparazzi storm that he’s caused at the Florida pre-school where their toddler Sam attends day care classes. That’s why the Tiger and
Elin
address the following apology letter to the parents of Premier Academy in Windermere.
It reads:
Dear Premier Academy parents,
We would like to share our appreciation for […]

Elin Finally Visit’s Tiger!

Monday, January 25th, 2010

 

Elin Nordegren
, wife of
Tiger Woods
, made a visit to see her hubby at the Gentle Path rehab center in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. Arriving on a private jet, Elin spent 5 days with Tiger to participate in his treatment program. Sources close to the couple are saying that the marriage is not over. They both want to […]

Is Tiger Returning To Golf So Soon?

Monday, January 18th, 2010

 
Tiger Woods
is currently in a six-week program at Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, where he is being treated for sex addition and hopes to have his life back on track by the program’s end.
He is not publicly revealing his plan to return to golf this spring but a source close […]

AT&T Drops Tiger Woods

Sunday, January 3rd, 2010

In the wake of a recent study, which shows Tiger’s sponsors took a serious financial hit after news of his infidelity became public, AT&T has decided to drop Tiger’s sponsorship. AT&T did not give a reason for the termination.
Well Tiger, that’s what you get for being a super slut. Next time you should remember to […]

Is love enough for Tiger and Elin Woods??

Saturday, December 19th, 2009

There have been several reports saying that Elin Nordegren Woods is filing for divorce. Well, sorry to let everyone down but its just the opposite. As it turns out, someone close to the family is reporting the couple are trying to work things out.
I’m still trying to figure why everyone is making such a big deal […]

Tiger Woods Declared Player of the Year!

Friday, December 11th, 2009

… by DamnImCute.com

Tiger Woods’ BS Apology for Cheating

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Tiger Woods posted a statement of apology on his official website about the incriminating voicemail message that Jaimee Grubbs leaked. Here are some excerpts:
“I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves.

I am not […]