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Nicole Kidman saved placenta for Tom Cruise

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

Nicole Kidman saved placenta from a miscarriage to prove that Tom Cruise was the father of her unborn child, according to Andrew Morton who just published an unauthorized biography on the nutjob Scientologist.
“They did try to start a family [but] she sadly had a miscarriage,” said Morton. “And because of all the questions over the […]

Katie Holmes wears toga to awards show

Tuesday, January 8th, 2008

Here’s Katie Holmes at the Critics’ Choice Awards last night in Santa Monica.
It looks like she just stumbled out of bed and got caught in the sheets.

Unauthorized Tom Cruise biography makes shocking claims

Monday, January 7th, 2008

Andrew Morton – the author of Princess Diana’s biography, has put out a new book on Tom Cruise.  Some of the more amazing claims include:
— Cruise is second-in-command at Church of Scientology.
— Suri was born as a result of a sperm donation from Scientology’s dead founder, L. Ron Hubbard.
— Ex-wife Nicole Kidman doesn’t speak out […]

Katie Holmes and Nicole Kidman battling over kids?

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

Katie Holmes revealed in an interview that Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise’s adopted kids called her mom.
According to Holmes:  “His first two children are incredible, really smart and kind. They call me ‘Mom’.”
Recently, Kidman revealed that the kids no longer “call me Mummy.”
“It’s Mum or sometimes Nicole. I’m like, ‘Hey!’” she said.
She must be pissed!

Nicole Kidman hates Tom Cruise?

Monday, December 3rd, 2007

Nicole Kidman is not too happy with Tom Cruise’s parenting of their two adopted children.
14-year-old Isabella and 12-year-old Connor live with Cruise and his new wife, Katie Holmes.
Kidman, who’s currently married to Keith Urban, lives in Nashville.
“My kids don’t call me mommy, they don’t even call me mom. They call me Nicole, which I hate […]

Tom Cruise to play Hugh Hefner?

Sunday, November 18th, 2007

Tom Cruise has been selected to play Hugh Hefner in a new movie of the Playboy founder’s life.
An inside source says, “”He thinks the role would be a challenge for him.”
Hmmm…a gay man playing a straight man?  That’s always a challenge.

Tom Cruise…fat and balding

Sunday, November 18th, 2007

That’s Tom Cruise on the set of “Tropic Thunder,” a movie directed by Ben Stiller.  He’s looking pretty flabby even without the padding.

Tom Cruise is a Nazi

Monday, July 23rd, 2007

Tom Cruise dressed in his role as a Nazi German, in Valkyrie.

Oops…Tom did it again!

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007

 
So Tom’s done it again! Katie Holmes is pregnant again according to British newspaper, The Sun. A source says: “Katie and Tom are thrilled about having another baby on the way. She is glowing with happiness.”
So much for Katie escaping from this marriage.  Tom’s grasp over her is getting tighter and tighter. 
View Katie Holmes & […]

Katie Holmes Ordered To Take “Mommy Classes”

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

Us Weekly reports that Tom Cruise has ordered wife Katie Holmes to attend Scientology “mommy classes” so that she’ll become a better mom to their one-year-old daughter Suri. Naturally, the long-suffering mom wasn’t exactly jumping for joy at the idea.
“Katie was quite offended by that,” the source tells Us. “Can you imagine when you’re 28 […]

Tom Cruise Should Take Some Etiquette/Sanity Classes

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006

At the premiere of The Pursuit of Happyness, Tom Cruise only had eyes for man-crush Will Smith, regardless of who was trying to make a speech.
Hollywood bigwigs were awed at a display of “sheer rudeness” by Cruise at the premiere of “The Pursuit of Happyness” in Hollywood the other night.  Sony chief Amy Pascal “was […]

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Celebrate their Wedding…Again

Monday, December 11th, 2006

TomKat had yet another party that Oprah wasn’t invited to this weekend to celebrate their uber creepy nuptials. Seriously, if these two disappeared into an oblivion, I would not be upset. At all. [Source]

TomKat Hates Oprah

Thursday, December 7th, 2006

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes really dislike Oprah Winfrey. Why? Well, they are having another wedding here stateside this weekend and guess who was left off this guest list…not unlike the Italy guest list? That’s right…OPRAH. So Tom Cruise is just a bitch – he ruins her couch, and then doesn’t even invite her to […]

Tom Cruise is a Girl

Monday, November 27th, 2006

How do I know this? Well, reports are coming out that our tubby tub Mr. Cruise wore a girdle at his wedding to conceal those extra $10,000 steak dinner pounds. I’m not clear as to why a straight man would do something like this. Oh, right…[Source]

The Bearded Woman

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006

So…we all know that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes got hitched this weekend…well, a week before this elaborate show in Italy this weekend…and now Kate Cruise’s life is over. We’ll never recover her. She’s gone forever. So just a few more tidbits that are starting to trickle out that I thought y’all might find interesting. […]

I was Hoping this was the Out-Clause – No, the Other Out-Clause…DAMNIT

Monday, November 20th, 2006

When all this hubbub happened about TomKat getting hitched at an Italian castle, I thought to myself – but how will this wedding be legal? Neither one of them are Italian citizens and/or residents. I thought maybe, just maybe, this would be the glimmer of hope for Katie. Maybe, just maybe, someone in the Scientology […]

And there You Have it – Tom and Katie…Cruise…Droids

Sunday, November 19th, 2006

Let’s be honest kids – there isn’t much going on today except…Tom and Kate Cruise. Oooh, she’s Kate now….oooh, I’m scared. Well, I know I’ve been the one saying all along that this wedding would never happen. I, of course, will now be the first one to say I was wrong and woopee now they’re […]

Tom, Katie, and Alien in a Car Crash

Friday, November 17th, 2006

Blah Blah Blah, media frenzy, blah blah blah Hollywood’s biggest beard marriage blah blah blah. Well, Tom and Katie were driving down an alley in their car and swiped a mini cooper. Of course this is being referred to as a collision for drama. Collisions don’t leave foot-long scratches. Collisions leave totaled vehicles – or […]

Someone Put on a Little Weight, eh?

Thursday, November 16th, 2006

Speaking of Cruisin’ with the Weirdos, it seems as if Tommy Cruise put on a few pounds, eh? Maybe it was all those $10,000 meals at Mastro’s where he ate a small village of Aborigines. [Source]

Suri Cruise Sees the Light of Day

Thursday, November 16th, 2006

Oh my goshness, peeps – who knew aliens could survive outside of the Scientology compound. Italy has been infected – protect yourselves!
In all seriousness, Suri Cruise looks like someone took Tom Cruise, added the femaleness of Katie Holmes, squinched him into a baby, and said – ok, be a baby and be creepy. [Source]