Tom Cruise Blog Entries

At the premiere of The Pursuit of Happyness, Tom Cruise only had eyes for man-crush Will Smith, regardless of who was trying to make a speech.
Hollywood bigwigs were awed at a display of “sheer rudeness” by Cruise at the premiere of “The Pursuit of Happyness” in Hollywood the other night.  Sony chief Amy Pascal “was […]

TomKat had yet another party that Oprah wasn’t invited to this weekend to celebrate their uber creepy nuptials. Seriously, if these two disappeared into an oblivion, I would not be upset. At all. [Source]

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes really dislike Oprah Winfrey. Why? Well, they are having another wedding here stateside this weekend and guess who was left off this guest list…not unlike the Italy guest list? That’s right…OPRAH. So Tom Cruise is just a bitch – he ruins her couch, and then doesn’t even invite her to […]

How do I know this? Well, reports are coming out that our tubby tub Mr. Cruise wore a girdle at his wedding to conceal those extra $10,000 steak dinner pounds. I’m not clear as to why a straight man would do something like this. Oh, right…[Source]

So…we all know that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes got hitched this weekend…well, a week before this elaborate show in Italy this weekend…and now Kate Cruise’s life is over. We’ll never recover her. She’s gone forever. So just a few more tidbits that are starting to trickle out that I thought y’all might find interesting. […]

When all this hubbub happened about TomKat getting hitched at an Italian castle, I thought to myself – but how will this wedding be legal? Neither one of them are Italian citizens and/or residents. I thought maybe, just maybe, this would be the glimmer of hope for Katie. Maybe, just maybe, someone in the Scientology […]

Let’s be honest kids – there isn’t much going on today except…Tom and Kate Cruise. Oooh, she’s Kate now….oooh, I’m scared. Well, I know I’ve been the one saying all along that this wedding would never happen. I, of course, will now be the first one to say I was wrong and woopee now they’re […]

Blah Blah Blah, media frenzy, blah blah blah Hollywood’s biggest beard marriage blah blah blah. Well, Tom and Katie were driving down an alley in their car and swiped a mini cooper. Of course this is being referred to as a collision for drama. Collisions don’t leave foot-long scratches. Collisions leave totaled vehicles – or […]

Speaking of Cruisin’ with the Weirdos, it seems as if Tommy Cruise put on a few pounds, eh? Maybe it was all those $10,000 meals at Mastro’s where he ate a small village of Aborigines. [Source]

Oh my goshness, peeps – who knew aliens could survive outside of the Scientology compound. Italy has been infected – protect yourselves!
In all seriousness, Suri Cruise looks like someone took Tom Cruise, added the femaleness of Katie Holmes, squinched him into a baby, and said – ok, be a baby and be creepy. [Source]

I have a huge problem with the two pieces of news associated with this…piece. Both, quelle surprise, have to do with Tom Cruise and his droid bride-to-be, Katie Holmes. What else could be happening with these two, you ask? Well, oh, you just wait…because it’s shocking. FIRST – Oprah was NOT, I repeat was NOT […]

Well it looks like someone in Hollywood still likes Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise and his partner, Paula Wagner, have been slated to “resurrect” United Artists studio. He’s going to have star in the movies and she will be the CEO. I’m seeing lots and lots and lots of money – not for myself, of course, […]