Victoria Beckham Blog Entries

Blast to the Past: Where did Posh go?

Monday, June 16th, 2008

Remember the super hot Spice Girl Posh? Let’s
look back into the past when Victoria Beckham
was more than just a toothpick with breasts. She was
the hottest Spice Girl, she was the dark side of the candy
loving pop-stars..
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WTF HAPPENED? Was it when she met Becks? Was it when
the Spice Girls broke up? Or was it when she […]

Posh gets a vineyard for her birthday

Friday, May 30th, 2008

David Beckham spent seven-figures on a California wine vineyard as a birthday gift to his wife, Victoria Beckham.
The couple plans on making wine for their own consumption.  They don’t plan on selling it to the public.
A source said, “The Beckhams became wine buffs when he played in Spain. The vineyard went down a storm with […]

Posh Spice is a Fag Hag

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

Victoria Beckham says only gay guys like her.
“All the men that like me are gay. It’s true. I have a really strong gaydar. I do love gay men though.”
I guess that explains David Beckham’s attraction to her.

The Cruise Twins

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Katie Holmes is getting closer and closer to becoming Tom Cruise’s clone. Here they are attending Victoria Beckham’s birthday party.
Source

Posh Spice likes to suck

Monday, April 7th, 2008

Here is Victoria Beckham in the fetal position, sucking on her thumb for the newest Marc Jacobs ad.
Say it with me: What the f***?
Does anyone think this ad is provocative or sexy?

Britney’s vagina

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

Britney Spears still can’t keep her legs together (Egotastic)
Rumer Willis kicked out of club (Dlisted)
Kate Beckinsale is hot in Esquire (Celebslam)
David and Victoria Beckham’s son breakdances on stage (Just Jared)
Paris Hilton performs with the Pussycat Dolls (The Superficial)

Posh Spice named Sexiest Mom

Friday, February 1st, 2008

Victoria’s Secret has named Victoria Beckham it’s Sexiest Mom, beating out Angelina Jolie and Gwen Stefani.
What a joke!
Other winners on the 2008 What Is Sexy? List include Eva Mendes, Josh Holloway, and Ryan Sescrest.  Seacrest won for sexiest smile.

David Beckham’s naked tattoo

Friday, February 1st, 2008

David Beckham has got a new tattoo - a naked picture of his wife Victoria.
The soccer star’s seven-inch artwork on his left arm features the Spice Girl lying on her back surrounded by stars and baring her breasts with her knees raised up seductively.
According to a close friend, “David is thrilled with the results. He […]

Victoria Beckham loves David’s 25 foot tall penis

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

David Beckham’s wife has embarrassed him again, by describing his “25-foot tall” penis.
The statement came after Victoria Beckham was asked about David’s racy Armani underwear photos adorning billboards in Milan.
“I’m proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It’s great. It’s huge. It’s enormous.”
“If I looked like that I’d walk down the street in my […]

Posh Spice Tops Mr. Blackwell’s Worst Dressed List

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

Victoria Beckham has topped Mr. Blackwell’s 48th Annual Worst-Dressed Women List.
One name that was noticeably absent from his list: Britney Spears!  But Mr. Blackwell explains:
“For those of you who were expecting to see Britney’s name adorn the 2007 list, I felt that it was inappropriate at this time to make comment, when her personal life […]

Victoria Beckham was robbed

Wednesday, December 26th, 2007

Someone stole a bunch of Victoria Beckham’s clothes and accessories from her backstage dressing room in Germany.
Some of the stuff taken includes:
- two pairs of $10,000 shoes
- a jacket
- jewelery
- stage outfits
- an embroidered one-of-a-kind red satin dressing robe designed for her by Roberto Cavalli
According to a source:
“Victoria’s post-show high was ruined when she noticed […]

Posh Spice’s wardrobe malfunction

Sunday, December 16th, 2007

At a Spice Girls concert in London, Victoria Beckham’s flesh was hanging out in all the wrong places.
Rumor has it that Posh had her breast implants taken out before the world tour, fearing they would pop out of her outfits during energetic dance routines.

Posh Spice: I like it when my fans cry

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

Victoria Beckham certainly thinks highly of herself!  She thinks true fans are the ones that cry and pass out at the sight of her.
“When I went to Japan recently there were lots of lovely little Japanese people there to greet me. There were tears, which I always like. I think that shows you are a […]

Victoria Beckham’s breasts have shrunk

Thursday, November 29th, 2007

Victoria Beckham showed up to the Dancing with the Stars finale looking a little less perky.  (She was there to cheer on fellow Spice Girl Melanie Brown, who subsequently lost.)
The pic on the left was taken in June.  The one on the right is from the finale.
It seems pretty obvious she had her implants removed.
According […]

Posh Spice ordered to fatten up

Thursday, November 8th, 2007

Victoria Beckham has been ordered to bulk up for the Spice Girls World Tour.  Her handlers are afraid she’s too thin to handle the grueling schedule.
She has been put on a spinach-rich diet in an attempt to gain some weight.  (Spinach makes you gain weight?…WTF?)
According to a source:
“Vic is under orders to have at least […]

Victoria Beckham sings only 4 lines on new track

Sunday, October 21st, 2007

Victoria Beckham has been given just FOUR LINES to sing on the Spice Girls’ comeback track.
I guess this just confirms what we all know: Posh Spice has NO TALENT!
A spokesman for the band insisted: “The verses have all been shared out equally among the five members and they all sing together on the chorus.

Posh asks Katie Holmes to sell her jeans

Thursday, August 9th, 2007

Victoria Beckham sent her friend, Katie Holmes, a package of jeans.  The jeans are Beckham’s own brand DVB.
She’s asking Holmes to wear the jeans in public to give the brand a boost.  According to a close source, Victoria saw “another marketing opportunity.”
Well…that’s what friends are for.

Posh Spice and Katie Holmes stiff waitress

Sunday, August 5th, 2007

Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes had lunch at the Mondrian Hotel’s Asia de Cuba restaurant when they neglected to tip their waitress.
After Katie paid their check, they began to exit the restaurant. When the waitress noticed the oversight, she attempted to catch up with Katie and Victoria, but was stopped by their security guards.
It wouldn’t […]

David and Victoria Beckham pose for W Magazine

Thursday, July 12th, 2007

Am I the only one that thinks these pics are NOT sexy at all?

Victoria Beckham has small boobs?

Saturday, July 7th, 2007

Victoria Beckham’s cleavage is always spilling out of her ensemble. But she doesn’t know what all the fuss is about.
According to Mrs. Beckham:
“Everyone keeps going on about my tits - but they’re only a 32B. “
A 32B?  Someone needs to take this girl bra shopping.