Victoria Beckham Blog Entries

Victoria Beckham Preoccupied with JLo’s Assets

Tuesday, December 26th, 2006

I would think it takes about one glass of Champagne to get someone Victoria Beckham’s size drunk of her ass, but after four bottles of the stuff, Posh is ready to spill all her celebrity secrets.

Katie Holmes & Posh Are Attached at the Hip

Monday, December 11th, 2006

If it’s not bad enough they’re seen together every waking moment, now Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham work together.

Proof that Posh Isn’t Human

Monday, November 13th, 2006

Ok, not that I couldn’t have figured this one out, but Posh “Victoria” Beckham has a steeeeerickt dietary…diet. Constraint. Prison sentence. Katie Holmes totally ditched the craziness (which could be the most shocking bit o’ news from this because since when does Katie ditch crazy?), but apparently all this hubbub about the diet has revealed […]

Romeo Beckham Has Epilepsy

Monday, November 6th, 2006

It had been reported that Les Beckhams were at the hospital a few times over the past few years, but no one knew why – until now. When Posh brought her sons back to London from Madrid, obv the Paps started flash bulbing left and right and Posh lost it, screaming for them to stop […]

The Real Reason Behind Posh’s Bob

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006

So it turns out that the reason Posh got rid of her long fake locks was because “in the heat of passion” her extensions would fall out. Seriously, how gross is that? Could you imagine being David Beckham (I know you do in your dreams, so try right now), you’re shtuping your wife, and whammo […]

Maybe Posh Should Tell Katie How to Get the Hayl Outta There Instead of How to Lose Some Pounds

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006

Well it seems there might be some bad blood brewing between BFFs Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham. Quelle type de bad blood you ask? Well, it appears that Lady McSkinnyPants has been giving Carazzzeeeeee McNewScientologistZombie some un-requested tips about how to lose a few pounds before the big fake wedding day. And to make matters […]