Plastic Surgery Blog Entries

 
I don’t understand Pamela Anderson and her odd-ball behavior.
Who the hell is this guy? It’s got to be Michael Jackson. You know, he gets paler by the year. But whoever did his plastic surgery should get an award! Pam is so effing old. I don’t know why these old-asses have to dress up like skanks.
I […]

 
Audrina Patridge has had enough of Lauren Conrad’s constant yapping.
Holy shit people, did it really take that long for the bitch to realize that Lauren is an effing phsyco creeper?  The girl cries black tears.  Doesn’t that mean something? Anyways, Audrina told In Touch magazine- ” Yes I am moving out.”
Apparently she found out that […]

 
This look is really overated.
This is NOT Jenna Jameson. This is her best friend Aubrey O’Day from the absolutely ridiculous Pussy Cat wannabee group Danity Kane. Anyways, what the hell is this?  She looks like she just snorted some crack, put some tranny makeup on and placed her dog on her head.
This photo is just […]

 
Do people really flippin’ look like this?
Don’t get me wrong, I love these hoes because I get to make fun of them. So this is Jodie Marsh.  I didn’t care for her ever but seriously…what a horrid little piece of work.  If prostitutes were clowns, I think this is what they would look like.
I think […]

Hey Lindsay Lohan..
I just read your blog and it made me feel a bit weezy in my stomach.
Here’s the visual…
Whenever you mention Ali Lohan and breasts…I want to puke.  She’s a walking corpse…and here you are getting mad at the paparazzi for questioning you about her alleged implants.  Then you go on to say […]

 
Everyone’s bitching about how the little girl in the red was lip synching in the Olympics opening ceremony.  And how the little girl in the right was the actual voice.
This must be the end of the world if China decided to portray a more loveable child. Boo hoo. Anyone heard of Bollywood? Look guys…if you’re […]

Saw Miss Universe last night…exciting shit.
If you ask me, all the girls looked like they’ve undergone plastic surgery- with the exception of Miss Colombia. I think the best part of the show was when Miss USA fell on her fatass.
This happened last year too…so I think it must be some sort of […]

Three cheers for the attention seekers.
The more I hear about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, the more I want to punch the producers of The Hills for giving them a slice of popularity. Curse you MTV! So Heidi has confirmed that she wants to record a Christian album. Holy shit, who the hell told you that […]

 
I am laughing so hard at VH1. Look at this thing they have created.
This is Tiffany Pollard, best known as New York from Flavor of Love. She went from your average 2 cent skank to a busty whore. She even got her own effing reality show. Shit, thats messed up. You got to whore yourself […]

Ahh, this is what will be expected when Heidi finally realizes that nobody likes her.
And yet another shitty song has been released by reality celebrity, Heidi Montag. Well, its called “fashion”. I don’t really know whats so fashionable about it because it’s just more awful than anything. The vocals are all electronic so it […]

 
What’s worse than a cat fight? Then again what’s hotter
than a cat fight? A bunny fight.
That’s right, according to TMZ Hugh Hefner’s primary
prostitute Holly Madison and sporty whore Kendra
Wilkinson are in a brawl. For all those scientists
out there, on a pH scale- Holly would be a an acidic 0
and Holly would be a basic 14. […]

Remember the super hot Spice Girl Posh? Let’s
look back into the past when Victoria Beckham
was more than just a toothpick with breasts. She was
the hottest Spice Girl, she was the dark side of the candy
loving pop-stars..
.
WTF HAPPENED? Was it when she met Becks? Was it when
the Spice Girls broke up? Or was it when she […]

 
Once again…Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson are back together.
I guess it’s kind of sweet because this means they’re creating
a more loving enviornment for their children. On the other hand,
how good can an enviornment get when your Dad is a rock and roller
and your Mom has been the implants poster girl? Tommy has told
the website Rolling […]

Jennifer Aniston showed up looking sort of hot at the 18th GLAAD media awards at the Kodak Theatre in Los Angeles Saturday to receive the Vanguard Award for her efforts in helping spread awareness and understanding of gays. I have no idea how she does that exactly, but I think the much-ballyhooed lesbian kiss between […]

Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston share the same mystery man. Not that surfer dude, and especially not Vince Vaughn. Let’s just say actresses who get nose jobs together gush about the man who did it together.
Well, Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston didn’t exactly get their nose jobs together. Cammie got her nose job in […]

In the long-lived but now-dead sitcom Friends, Jennifer Aniston’s character, Rachel Green was, as a teenager, extremely insecure about her larger than usual nose. At some point in her teenage life, she had a nose job, and voila! She had Jennifer Aniston’s nose. But the owner of said nose is rumored to have done something […]

Courtney Love took a holiday jaunt to France, where she visited a Parisian surgeon who specializes in correcting botched plastic surgery jobs. Umm, nice work mon frere. I hope she didn’t spend too many Euros on the correction job, because it didn’t actually correct anything. Let’s hope for a better look when the swelling goes […]

Lisa Rinna Dressing up as Johnny Depp for Halloween [Source]
Pierce Brosnan’s Son Has A Bigger Problem than Just Being Ugly [Source]
Totally Confused if Alcohol, Self-Confidence, or Gayness Was Involved [Source]
The New Trump Towers [Source]
Carnie Wilson Traded Cheeseburgers for Scotchburgers [Source]
Borat Arrives, World Is Saved [Source]
Did Demi Do A Little Nip/Tuck on Her Knees? [Source]
Elizabeth […]

NEWSFLASH: Joan Rivers does not, I repeat, does not like Mel Gibson. I’d actually go as far as to use the word “hate,” but I cannot confirm that. She was quoted recently as saying:
“He is an anti-Semitic son-of-a-bitch. He should effing die…I believed it when he said six and a half million Jews spent World […]

Ashlee “Please, Daddy, tell me I’m prettier than my sister” Simpson may just be addicted to a little thing we like to call “plastic surgery.” Unless you’ve been living under a rock – or…not paying attention to the goss – Ms. Ashlee got a mega nose job a few months back. Eh…she might have had […]