Plastic Surgery Blog Entries

Kim Tells Heidi to Get Naked For Playboy!

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

 
Heidi Montag Pratt is thinking about taking it all off for Playboy, she got advice from queen of being naked, Kim Kardashian, and she said: “Go for it. I think that now’s the time,” said the reality star, who was featured in the magazine’s December 2007 issue. “I think it’s a very classy magazine. It’s artsy. I talked […]

Daisy De La Hoya is Fugly!

Friday, June 5th, 2009

Daisy De La Hoya was on Rock of Love but now has her own, lame, show called Daisy of Love. She has too much plastic surgery and her huge breast implants do not match her petite body. Why do some people think she’s hot? Not to mention, she is trashy and needs to get new hair […]

The Ugly Spelling Genes

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

Tori Spelling needs to lock herself in the house because she looks like hell! All that plastic surgery did nothing for her, and she needs to eat a burger! Not to mention, her boobs look like sagging balls. Hopefully her children don’t get the ugly Spelling genes.
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Tara Reid’s Ass Has Flaps

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

Sexy.
Tara Reid’s ass is about as exciting as my Great Aunt Lenore’s ass.  But hey, took her a lot of guts to put that floppy shit on display. Then again, maybe that’s her guts pouring out of her ass …right?
Please Tara, some butt impants, some nip/tuck would really help you.

Raven Symone Is Mad But Still Obese

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

Damn people, you pissed of Raven Symone! Stop making fun of her genetically terrifying eyebrows! It’s not her fault that she was born with such unfortunate hair-lines!
Anyways, the bitch always annoyed me. Growing up and watching The Cosby Show, I always thought this hoe was an effing brat. And she remained one […]

Michael Jackson and Pamela Anderson

Friday, September 19th, 2008

 
I don’t understand Pamela Anderson and her odd-ball behavior.
Who the hell is this guy? It’s got to be Michael Jackson. You know, he gets paler by the year. But whoever did his plastic surgery should get an award! Pam is so effing old. I don’t know why these old-asses have to dress up like skanks.
I […]

Audrina Patridge Moves Out

Friday, September 19th, 2008

 
Audrina Patridge has had enough of Lauren Conrad’s constant yapping.
Holy shit people, did it really take that long for the bitch to realize that Lauren is an effing phsyco creeper?  The girl cries black tears.  Doesn’t that mean something? Anyways, Audrina told In Touch magazine- ” Yes I am moving out.”
Apparently she found out that […]

Aubrey You Skank

Thursday, September 18th, 2008

 
This look is really overated.
This is NOT Jenna Jameson. This is her best friend Aubrey O’Day from the absolutely ridiculous Pussy Cat wannabee group Danity Kane. Anyways, what the hell is this?  She looks like she just snorted some crack, put some tranny makeup on and placed her dog on her head.
This photo is just […]

Jodie Marsh? Who the hell…

Friday, August 29th, 2008

 
Do people really flippin’ look like this?
Don’t get me wrong, I love these hoes because I get to make fun of them. So this is Jodie Marsh.  I didn’t care for her ever but seriously…what a horrid little piece of work.  If prostitutes were clowns, I think this is what they would look like.
I think […]

Dear Linsday Lohan

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Hey Lindsay Lohan..
I just read your blog and it made me feel a bit weezy in my stomach.
Here’s the visual…
Whenever you mention Ali Lohan and breasts…I want to puke.  She’s a walking corpse…and here you are getting mad at the paparazzi for questioning you about her alleged implants.  Then you go on to say […]

Lip Synching at the Olympics

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

 
Everyone’s bitching about how the little girl in the red was lip synching in the Olympics opening ceremony.  And how the little girl in the right was the actual voice.
This must be the end of the world if China decided to portray a more loveable child. Boo hoo. Anyone heard of Bollywood? Look guys…if you’re […]

Miss Universe was filled with fake hoes

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Saw Miss Universe last night…exciting shit.
If you ask me, all the girls looked like they’ve undergone plastic surgery- with the exception of Miss Colombia. I think the best part of the show was when Miss USA fell on her fatass.
This happened last year too…so I think it must be some sort of […]

Heidi Montag is crazy about God

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

Three cheers for the attention seekers.
The more I hear about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, the more I want to punch the producers of The Hills for giving them a slice of popularity. Curse you MTV! So Heidi has confirmed that she wants to record a Christian album. Holy shit, who the hell told you that […]

New York goes to Hollywood

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

 
I am laughing so hard at VH1. Look at this thing they have created.
This is Tiffany Pollard, best known as New York from Flavor of Love. She went from your average 2 cent skank to a busty whore. She even got her own effing reality show. Shit, thats messed up. You got to whore yourself […]

Heidi Montag Can’t Sing

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

Ahh, this is what will be expected when Heidi finally realizes that nobody likes her.
And yet another shitty song has been released by reality celebrity, Heidi Montag. Well, its called “fashion”. I don’t really know whats so fashionable about it because it’s just more awful than anything. The vocals are all electronic so it […]

Bunny Hell

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

 
What’s worse than a cat fight? Then again what’s hotter
than a cat fight? A bunny fight.
That’s right, according to TMZ Hugh Hefner’s primary
prostitute Holly Madison and sporty whore Kendra
Wilkinson are in a brawl. For all those scientists
out there, on a pH scale- Holly would be a an acidic 0
and Holly would be a basic 14. […]

Blast to the Past: Where did Posh go?

Monday, June 16th, 2008

Remember the super hot Spice Girl Posh? Let’s
look back into the past when Victoria Beckham
was more than just a toothpick with breasts. She was
the hottest Spice Girl, she was the dark side of the candy
loving pop-stars..
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WTF HAPPENED? Was it when she met Becks? Was it when
the Spice Girls broke up? Or was it when she […]

Together Again: Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

 
Once again…Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson are back together.
I guess it’s kind of sweet because this means they’re creating
a more loving enviornment for their children. On the other hand,
how good can an enviornment get when your Dad is a rock and roller
and your Mom has been the implants poster girl? Tommy has told
the website Rolling […]

Jennifer Aniston Looking GLAAD

Sunday, April 15th, 2007

Jennifer Aniston showed up looking sort of hot at the 18th GLAAD media awards at the Kodak Theatre in Los Angeles Saturday to receive the Vanguard Award for her efforts in helping spread awareness and understanding of gays. I have no idea how she does that exactly, but I think the much-ballyhooed lesbian kiss between […]

Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston’s “Mystery Man”

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007

Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston share the same mystery man. Not that surfer dude, and especially not Vince Vaughn. Let’s just say actresses who get nose jobs together gush about the man who did it together.
Well, Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston didn’t exactly get their nose jobs together. Cammie got her nose job in […]