Plastic Surgery Blog Entries

Jodie Marsh? Who the hell…

Friday, August 29th, 2008

 
Do people really flippin’ look like this?
Don’t get me wrong, I love these hoes because I get to make fun of them. So this is Jodie Marsh.  I didn’t care for her ever but seriously…what a horrid little piece of work.  If prostitutes were clowns, I think this is what they would look like.
I think […]

Dear Linsday Lohan

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Hey Lindsay Lohan..
I just read your blog and it made me feel a bit weezy in my stomach.
Here’s the visual…
Whenever you mention Ali Lohan and breasts…I want to puke.  She’s a walking corpse…and here you are getting mad at the paparazzi for questioning you about her alleged implants.  Then you go on to say […]

Lip Synching at the Olympics

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

 
Everyone’s bitching about how the little girl in the red was lip synching in the Olympics opening ceremony.  And how the little girl in the right was the actual voice.
This must be the end of the world if China decided to portray a more loveable child. Boo hoo. Anyone heard of Bollywood? Look guys…if you’re […]

Miss Universe was filled with fake hoes

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Saw Miss Universe last night…exciting shit.
If you ask me, all the girls looked like they’ve undergone plastic surgery- with the exception of Miss Colombia. I think the best part of the show was when Miss USA fell on her fatass.
This happened last year too…so I think it must be some sort of […]

Heidi Montag is crazy about God

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

Three cheers for the attention seekers.
The more I hear about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, the more I want to punch the producers of The Hills for giving them a slice of popularity. Curse you MTV! So Heidi has confirmed that she wants to record a Christian album. Holy shit, who the hell told you that […]

New York goes to Hollywood

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

 
I am laughing so hard at VH1. Look at this thing they have created.
This is Tiffany Pollard, best known as New York from Flavor of Love. She went from your average 2 cent skank to a busty whore. She even got her own effing reality show. Shit, thats messed up. You got to whore yourself […]

Heidi Montag Can’t Sing

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

Ahh, this is what will be expected when Heidi finally realizes that nobody likes her.
And yet another shitty song has been released by reality celebrity, Heidi Montag. Well, its called “fashion”. I don’t really know whats so fashionable about it because it’s just more awful than anything. The vocals are all electronic so it […]

Bunny Hell

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

 
What’s worse than a cat fight? Then again what’s hotter
than a cat fight? A bunny fight.
That’s right, according to TMZ Hugh Hefner’s primary
prostitute Holly Madison and sporty whore Kendra
Wilkinson are in a brawl. For all those scientists
out there, on a pH scale- Holly would be a an acidic 0
and Holly would be a basic 14. […]

Blast to the Past: Where did Posh go?

Monday, June 16th, 2008

Remember the super hot Spice Girl Posh? Let’s
look back into the past when Victoria Beckham
was more than just a toothpick with breasts. She was
the hottest Spice Girl, she was the dark side of the candy
loving pop-stars..
.
WTF HAPPENED? Was it when she met Becks? Was it when
the Spice Girls broke up? Or was it when she […]

Together Again: Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

 
Once again…Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson are back together.
I guess it’s kind of sweet because this means they’re creating
a more loving enviornment for their children. On the other hand,
how good can an enviornment get when your Dad is a rock and roller
and your Mom has been the implants poster girl? Tommy has told
the website Rolling […]

Jennifer Aniston Looking GLAAD

Sunday, April 15th, 2007

Jennifer Aniston showed up looking sort of hot at the 18th GLAAD media awards at the Kodak Theatre in Los Angeles Saturday to receive the Vanguard Award for her efforts in helping spread awareness and understanding of gays. I have no idea how she does that exactly, but I think the much-ballyhooed lesbian kiss between […]

Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston’s “Mystery Man”

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007

Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston share the same mystery man. Not that surfer dude, and especially not Vince Vaughn. Let’s just say actresses who get nose jobs together gush about the man who did it together.
Well, Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston didn’t exactly get their nose jobs together. Cammie got her nose job in […]

Nose Job For Jennifer Aniston?

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007

In the long-lived but now-dead sitcom Friends, Jennifer Aniston’s character, Rachel Green was, as a teenager, extremely insecure about her larger than usual nose. At some point in her teenage life, she had a nose job, and voila! She had Jennifer Aniston’s nose. But the owner of said nose is rumored to have done something […]

You Really Think You Look Better Now, Courtney Love?

Monday, January 8th, 2007

Courtney Love took a holiday jaunt to France, where she visited a Parisian surgeon who specializes in correcting botched plastic surgery jobs. Umm, nice work mon frere. I hope she didn’t spend too many Euros on the correction job, because it didn’t actually correct anything. Let’s hope for a better look when the swelling goes […]

Damn I’m Linking!

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006

Lisa Rinna Dressing up as Johnny Depp for Halloween [Source]
Pierce Brosnan’s Son Has A Bigger Problem than Just Being Ugly [Source]
Totally Confused if Alcohol, Self-Confidence, or Gayness Was Involved [Source]
The New Trump Towers [Source]
Carnie Wilson Traded Cheeseburgers for Scotchburgers [Source]
Borat Arrives, World Is Saved [Source]
Did Demi Do A Little Nip/Tuck on Her Knees? [Source]
Elizabeth […]

Joan Rivers Loves Plastic Surgery, Hates Mel Gibson

Sunday, October 15th, 2006

NEWSFLASH: Joan Rivers does not, I repeat, does not like Mel Gibson. I’d actually go as far as to use the word “hate,” but I cannot confirm that. She was quoted recently as saying:
“He is an anti-Semitic son-of-a-bitch. He should effing die…I believed it when he said six and a half million Jews spent World […]

Ashlee Simpson Is Au Natural…And That Was Her Singing on SNL, too…

Saturday, October 14th, 2006

Ashlee “Please, Daddy, tell me I’m prettier than my sister” Simpson may just be addicted to a little thing we like to call “plastic surgery.” Unless you’ve been living under a rock – or…not paying attention to the goss – Ms. Ashlee got a mega nose job a few months back. Eh…she might have had […]

Tara Reid (and Her Boobs) Need Help!

Thursday, October 12th, 2006

Tara Reid gave Us Weekly and exclusive interview for this week’s issue about her oh-so-obvious botched plastic surgery from 2004. On September 6, 2006 the “actress” underwent reconstructive surgery to fix the botchedness from the elective plastic surgery she had two years ago.
I don’t know if y’all saw the pictures from when her boob slipped […]

Celebrity Boob Jobs - Denials

Tuesday, September 26th, 2006

Over the last few decades, celebrities, breast implants and plastic surgery have always gone hand in hand. So what’s with all this denying among Hollywood actresses about getting a boob job?
Very few starlets today own up to having contracted their friendly neighborhood cosmetic surgeon to pump up their racks. Some may eventually ‘fess up, but […]