Cutie of the Day Blog Entries

Gerard Butler Is One Hot King

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007

Scores of actors have played kings in various movies over the decades, but very few are as hot as Scottish actor Gerard Butler. And what’s more, he’s probably the only actor who gets to play king in nothing more than a cape and a pair of briefs.
But to the disappointment of those who attended the […]

Brittany Daniel Has One Fine Booty

Monday, March 5th, 2007

I’ve always thought of Brittany Daniel as the hotter of the Sweet Valley Twins. In fact, I believe she was the reason why I sat through some episodes of the show which my younger sisters religiously followed.
The series is long dead and gone, and I still have no idea what it was all about, or […]

Hot Slut of the Day, so Funny I Almost Wet Myself

Friday, December 1st, 2006

I’m not even going to write anything here trying to explain to you why this is so wrong and so funny I almost spit out my Kashi Puffs and peed my pants. I’m not going to Heaven today…and that’s ok. [Source]

George Clooney is, Like, Totally Sexiest

Thursday, November 16th, 2006

Shocker of the century – George Clooney is People’s Sexiest Man Alive…again. You know who I think is the sexiest man alive? The guy who sells me my coffee every morning. Or the guy who picks his nose at the bus stop every morning when I drive past him on my way to work. You […]

CotD: Nathalie Kelley

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006

Nice hair. Nice skin. Nice smile. Nice face. Nice figure.
Checklist complete.
Nathalie Kelley photo gallery.

CotD: Eva Longoria

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006

She has probably named CotD in the past, but who the hell cares. When you look this good you could be deemed Cutie of the Century for all I care. Still trying to find the physical flaws in this woman because we all know her being a female she has a couple of mental ones…
*takes […]

CotD: Moon Bloodgood

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006

You know what you get if you take the b, d, g, l and m out her name? Oooooo. Awesome and well-deserved. A true cutie for sure.
Moon Bloodgood photo gallery.

CotD: Ellen Pompeo

Monday, January 30th, 2006

This is what I call a classic beauty. Has all the features you can ask for and of course that’s me just assuming she doesn’t have a penis.
Ellen Pompeo photo galley.

CotD: Keira Knightley

Tuesday, January 24th, 2006

Easily one of my top 3 favorites here. Keira just has IT. Innocence, sexiness, sense of humor, great body…great body? She has no breasts though?! Meh, she has what I need and she is damn beautiful.
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Did you see that? That’s what goes through my mind when I see these pics. Crazy, I know, but that’s […]

CotD: Paris Hilton

Tuesday, January 24th, 2006

Now I don’t condone being a hooker or an idiot altogether, but I am willing to give props when they are due and damn if Ms. Hilton doesn’t look good here. Whether you love her or hate her you have to admit she has her moments and sometimes those moments even occur with clothes on.
And […]

CotD: Vanessa Minnillo

Friday, January 20th, 2006

Server is getting hammered today (upgrade coming soon) so don’t expect too much from me today. However, I won’t leave you empty-handed so scope the beautiful Vanessa Minnillo.
Vanessa Minnillo photo gallery.

CotD: Johnny Depp

Thursday, January 19th, 2006

I do this for the ladies and gay guys that read this site. I recognize a pimp when I see one and not afraid to say Depp has them looks that should get all the ladies. Welcome to the first male to grace the DIC Galley.
Johnny Depp photo gallery.

CotD: Sarah Wayne Callies

Wednesday, January 18th, 2006

Enjoy this natural redheaded beauty.
Sarah Wayne Callies photo gallery.

CotD: Jesse Jane

Tuesday, January 17th, 2006

I’ll probably get flamed for this because she is a pornstar so her body ain’t real, but how many of the celebs on here have real bodies? Anyways, this set of pics just rubbed me the right way, which caused me to start rubbing myself the right way and that’s the rub.
Ooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, moving on…
Jesse Jane […]

CotD: AJ Cook

Thursday, January 12th, 2006

The eyes may be a bit too blue for some people, but she is a fresh face to me so I am giving her the nod for CotD.
AJ Cook photo gallery.

CotD: Jasmine Trias

Tuesday, January 10th, 2006

Jasmine Trias is cute and hot at the same time. Cute in the sense where you wouldn’t mind dating her, but hot in the sense that you need to bed her. It’s a tough thing to pull off and really I only see exotic women being able to do it. Asians are exotic and therefore […]

CotD: Kristin Cavalleri

Wednesday, December 14th, 2005

I have yet to see one damn episode of Laguna Beach and I can only guess that people watched it to see Kristin because she isn’t that bad looking. Not the best choice for CotD, but a solid one I feel. And yes, you can see her nipples in those pictures.
Kristin Cavalleri photo gallery.

CotD: Jessica Alba

Monday, December 12th, 2005

Because actionBERG (writer of the great Sports Four) requested her I have made Jessica Alba the CotD. Not like it was a hard decision or anything.
She is fine.
Jessica Alba photo gallery.

CotD: Joanna Garcia

Friday, December 9th, 2005

Nice. Simple. Great smile. Great hair. Nice eyes. Great skin. Cutie of the day.
Joanna Garcia photo gallery.

CotD: Eva Longoria

Thursday, December 8th, 2005

Yeah, like you didn’t know she would be a Cutie of the Day sooner or later. Goes to show that even Keebler elves can be fine as hell.
Eva Longoria photo gallery.