Disney Sluts Blog Entries

I know, I know-some of you will say HOW CAN YOU COMPARE EDWARD TO HARRY.
I just did. Harry Potter didn’t make me giggle like a school-girl. Edward Cullen did. Harry Potter rushed to marry Ginny and didn’t leave us any intimate details….but Bella and Edward left us many a detail! Sure […]

 
We all know about sad-face Taylor Swift with her idiotic obsession with the TAKEN Joe Jonas.
Tay-Tay and Joe only lasted for like a week or some shit. How can she possibly still be stuck on that virginal dick? So Selena Gomez, girlfriend of Nick Jonas released a statement: I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but […]

 
Who knew that the Jonas brother’s knew how to ride in style?
Kevin Jonas has reportedly bought a $225,000 white Lamborghini for his 21st birthday. DAMN SON! That’s flippin’ awesome. Now he can finally come out of the shadows of his brothers. Perhaps this car will help him get more poo-tang? Right?
Oh wait-he’s not into […]

 
Miley Cyrus and her thong model boyfriend…Justin whatever moved in together.
That’s unfuckivinglivable..(thanks Lil Wayne). Isn’t this what Jamie Lynn did before she got her ass pregnant? Live with the boyfriend…then BAM sex sex sex…and BAM babies..babies..babies.
This is exactly what will happen with the slut Miley. And people will STILL love her and probably praise her […]

 
Yeah this isn’t good….I enjoyed watching the trailer for Zac Efron’s new movie 17 Again.
How awkward…he seems…so funny! Agh, I feel like a little girl watching Zac Efron. I just want to dance with him and giggle at all his ridiculous jokes. Shit people. This movie might actually be good.
Watch the trailer HERE.

Like many A-list celebrities, Zac Efron has a wax statue.
I haven’t written about him in a while, nor have I written about anyone else who got a wax statue. But, this whole wax statue thing is creeping me out. Like, look at his face..that’s just creepy.
If I was an A-list celebrity I would be very […]

 
Demi Lovato has a new first-ever music video debut…it’s called Get Back. CLICK HERE to listen to it.
Alrighty, let’s start critisizing this shit.   First of all, is it me or does that introduction sound like something the Jonas Brother’s would do? My God Disney, stop with the idiotic teenage singers…they all sound the same. Absolutely […]