Disney Sluts Blog Entries

Megan Fox Doesn’t Meet Rose Boy! He Met Others Instead!

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

(Yes, this is Kevin Jonas and Rose Boy!) Now Megan Fox is officially a bitch! The video interview was fake and false! Rose Boy “Harvii” got flown in by Kodak to meet the sexy star and she was no where to be found!
Reports say: Kodak flew him to New York, hoping to get him an audience with Fox on the […]

Vanessa Hudgens is Serious! And Naked Flashback!

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

 
Vanessa Hudgens has decided that she will no longer do musicals, just like the rest of HSM cast.
“It’s great! I mean, I love musicals, I really do, I grew up doing them, so it’ll always have a place in my heart … at the same time, it’s nice to be able to separate the two […]

Miley with her Ass Against her Directors Penis!

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

Future train-wreck/Paris/Britney/Lindsay: Miley Cyrus, 16, is at the center of another controversy because of photos posted on director Adam Shankman’s yFrog page. In one pic, Miley is seen with her back and ass against Shankman’s chest and penis, while in another, she’s posing and squatting on a chair acting like a whore!
Shankman has responded to the pictures, saying: “Miley is a […]

Nick Jonas & Miley Cyrus Still In Love

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

This live video is of Miley Cyrus (surprise performance) with Nick Jonas. They are singing their duet Before the Storm. Now we know why Justin Gaston and Miley brokeup! Just watch the way she looks at Nick in the video, she is still in love with him. So cute, i guess…

Miley and Justin are Over!

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

 
Miley Cyrus is going to be very busy filming her new movie, filming another season of Hannah Montana, starting a new clothing line, and touring the country. All this leaves no time for Justin creepy Gaston. Sorry! They already said their last bye bye bye!

YouTube Kicks Jonas Brothers Off!

Monday, June 8th, 2009

You might not be able to watch Joe Jonas dance to Single Ladies on YouTube, but you can watch it on this website, scroll down or click on Jonas Brothers. Apparently, Beyonce was offended by the video, so she got The Jonas Brothers kicked off YouTube and their account is suspended! Besides, they are on competing record […]

Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle Vs. Taylor Swift

Friday, June 5th, 2009

 
Joe Jonas was spotted with girlfriend Camilla Belle, for a nice lunch. Thank goodness he’s not wearing spandex! Also, in the song Much Better,  Joe Jonas gets his ex-girlfriend, Taylor Swift, back by saying: ”And all the tears on her guitar, I’m not bitter. But now I see, Everything I’d ever need, Is the girl in front of me, She’s much […]

Joe Jonas Dancing In a Leotard

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

 
“Single Ladies” is so out played, and Justin Timberlake did it way better. Does Joe Jonas want us to think he’s not gay?
UPDATE: Video works.

Taylor Lautner and Selena Gomez: Newest Teen Couple?

Monday, April 27th, 2009

They both happened to be in Vancouver shooting movies when they were seen at Caffe Artigiano for coffee, then they had dinner at the Old Spaghetti Factory. According to eonline,
“They were very low-key and kept to themselves,” an eyewitness tells us. “Nobody bothered them.”
They make a cute couple. We’ll have to see if the rumors […]

Flop: Ashley Tisdale’s New Single

Friday, April 17th, 2009

Ashley Tisdale has released a trailer for her new single “It’s Alright, It’s OK.” These Disney stars all keep coming out with new music albums thinking they are great singers. Ashley Tisdale is an actress NOT a singer. Her last Album sucked…what makes her think this one will be any better? 
Listen to her single here.

Miley won’t spiral out of control

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

In a recent interview with Glamour Magazine, Miley talks about her new beau, Justin Gaston, and life as a teen celebrity. Miley says,
The best thing that’s happened to me in a long, long time has been meeting Justin…
Long time? She is only 16 and she was 15 when she met him! He’s just asking for […]

Miley Cyrus will Perform at Country Music Awards

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

 According to PEOPLE, Miley will be singing “The Climb” from the Hannah Montana Movie soundtrack at the 44th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards. She will be sharing the stage with Reba McEntire, John Rich, Lee Ann Womack and many more start.
The show will air on CBS on April 5. We’ll see how Miley does […]

Twilight: What Harry Potter Couldn’t Do To Us Women

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

I know, I know-some of you will say HOW CAN YOU COMPARE EDWARD TO HARRY.
I just did. Harry Potter didn’t make me giggle like a school-girl. Edward Cullen did. Harry Potter rushed to marry Ginny and didn’t leave us any intimate details….but Bella and Edward left us many a detail! Sure […]

Selena Gomez Indirectly Taunts Taylor Swift

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

 
We all know about sad-face Taylor Swift with her idiotic obsession with the TAKEN Joe Jonas.
Tay-Tay and Joe only lasted for like a week or some shit. How can she possibly still be stuck on that virginal dick? So Selena Gomez, girlfriend of Nick Jonas released a statement: I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but […]

Kevin Jonas Got A Lambo!

Friday, November 7th, 2008

 
Who knew that the Jonas brother’s knew how to ride in style?
Kevin Jonas has reportedly bought a $225,000 white Lamborghini for his 21st birthday. DAMN SON! That’s flippin’ awesome. Now he can finally come out of the shadows of his brothers. Perhaps this car will help him get more poo-tang? Right?
Oh wait-he’s not into […]

Miley Moves In With Thong Model Boyfriend

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

 
Miley Cyrus and her thong model boyfriend…Justin whatever moved in together.
That’s unfuckivinglivable..(thanks Lil Wayne). Isn’t this what Jamie Lynn did before she got her ass pregnant? Live with the boyfriend…then BAM sex sex sex…and BAM babies..babies..babies.
This is exactly what will happen with the slut Miley. And people will STILL love her and probably praise her […]

Shit…I liked Zac Efron’s Trailer…

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

 
Yeah this isn’t good….I enjoyed watching the trailer for Zac Efron’s new movie 17 Again.
How awkward…he seems…so funny! Agh, I feel like a little girl watching Zac Efron. I just want to dance with him and giggle at all his ridiculous jokes. Shit people. This movie might actually be good.
Watch the trailer HERE.

Zac Efron: Wax Statue (Creepy)

Friday, October 10th, 2008

Like many A-list celebrities, Zac Efron has a wax statue.
I haven’t written about him in a while, nor have I written about anyone else who got a wax statue. But, this whole wax statue thing is creeping me out. Like, look at his face..that’s just creepy.
If I was an A-list celebrity I would be very […]

Demi Lovato’s NEW SONG review

Sunday, August 24th, 2008

 
Demi Lovato has a new first-ever music video debut…it’s called Get Back. CLICK HERE to listen to it.
Alrighty, let’s start critisizing this shit.   First of all, is it me or does that introduction sound like something the Jonas Brother’s would do? My God Disney, stop with the idiotic teenage singers…they all sound the same. Absolutely […]