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Lindsay Lohan’s Shiteous Album Cover

Sunday, October 26th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan is going to release her new album Spirit In The Dark one day.
I don’t care to tell you when it’s coming out because I don’t condone buying the album. However I do think that Spirit In The Dark is probably a translation for Spirit In The Closet.
Well, her hair looks fake as […]

Katie Holmes looks…WTF IS THAT SHIT?!!

Friday, October 17th, 2008

Oh. My. Fucking. Gosh.
What HAPPENED!? Who did this?! Who is responsible for dressing you!? Did Tom decide that all your outfits be made by him and the scientology cult? Please Katie. Run. Run as fast as you can. Take Suri with you!!!
You look HIDEOUS.  So hideous that I have to wikipedia your age. You’re 29 […]

What The Hell Catherine?

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

Seriously, what the nut Catherine Zeta Jones?
Who did this to you? What’s wrong with your face? Did you get into a bronzer fight or something? And…what are those red marks on your chest? Is there something I should know?
I will stop asking your picture these questions. Anyways people…I think Catherine’s body is slowly dying….all those […]

Posh Chops it Off

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

 
Posh looks sleeker than ever.
I actually enjoy this haircut and hair color on her.  She doesn’t look like someone straightened a blonde mop and put it on her head anymore! She actually looks pretty good for her age (34). I think Keira Knightley had this hair for a while and it suited her just as […]

Kim Kardashian looks like shit

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

This is a makeup NO-NO!
Alrighty, Kim Kardashian is known for her ass but once in a while ( when we look at her face) we can only stare into those beautiful smokey eyes.However, what the eff is this bat shit on her eyes????!!!!
It looks like someone just took a black sharpie and traced it […]

Tyra has no sense of fashion

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

What the hell is Tyra Banks wearing?
You’d think a former Victoria’s Secret Angel
would dress in something that complemented her
enormous frame. Christ, what the hell is she thinking
just prancing at the Emmy’s with that disgusting
color of hair. It doesn’t suit her at all.
I thought she was into the whole : love who you
are thing. Why does […]