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Lindsay Lohan
is going to release her new album S
pirit In The Dark
one day.
I don’t care to tell you when it’s coming out because I don’t condone buying the album. However I do think that
Spirit In The Dark
is probably a translation for
Spirit In The Closet
.
Well, her hair looks fake as fuck and I […]

Oh. My. Fucking. Gosh.
What HAPPENED!? Who did this?! Who is responsible for dressing you!? Did
Tom
decide that all your outfits be made by him and the scientology cult? Please Katie. Run. Run as fast as you can. Take Suri with you!!!
You look HIDEOUS.  So hideous that I have to wikipedia your age. You’re 29 and you […]

Seriously, what the nut Catherine Zeta Jones?
Who did this to you? What’s wrong with your face? Did you get into a bronzer fight or something? And…what are those red marks on your chest? Is there something I should know?
I will stop asking your picture these questions. Anyways people…I think Catherine’s body is slowly dying….all those […]

Posh
looks sleeker than ever.
I actually enjoy this haircut and hair color on her.  She doesn’t look like someone straightened a blonde mop and put it on her head anymore! She actually looks pretty good for her age (34). I think Keira Knightley had this hair for a while and it suited her just as […]

This is a makeup NO-NO!
Alrighty,
Kim Kardashian
is known for her ass but once in a while ( when we look at her face) we can only stare into those beautiful smokey eyes.However,
what the eff is this bat shit on her eyes
????!!!!
It looks like someone just took a black sharpie and traced it across her eyelids. […]

What the hell is
Tyra Banks
wearing?
You’d think a former Victoria’s Secret Angel
would dress in something that complemented her
enormous frame. Christ, what the hell is she thinking
just prancing at the Emmy’s with that disgusting
color of hair. It doesn’t suit her at all.
I thought she was into the whole : love who you
are thing. Why does she […]