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Lindsay Lohan
is going to release her new album S
pirit In The Dark
one day.
I don’t care to tell you when it’s coming out because I don’t condone buying the album. However I do think that
Spirit In The Dark
is probably a translation for
Spirit In The Closet
.
Well, her hair looks fake as fuck and I […]

Ms.
Dita Von Teese
looked absolutely stunning at the Catherina Malandrino Maison store in Los Angeles, California.
Her makeup, flawless! And just because she’s a burlesque dancer doesn’t mean she whores out when out of costume. She’s simply glamorous and extrmely regal. Dita had a few words to say about boys in her life:
“I don’t claim to […]

Oh. My. Fucking. Gosh.
What HAPPENED!? Who did this?! Who is responsible for dressing you!? Did
Tom
decide that all your outfits be made by him and the scientology cult? Please Katie. Run. Run as fast as you can. Take Suri with you!!!
You look HIDEOUS.  So hideous that I have to wikipedia your age. You’re 29 and you […]

Seriously, what the nut Catherine Zeta Jones?
Who did this to you? What’s wrong with your face? Did you get into a bronzer fight or something? And…what are those red marks on your chest? Is there something I should know?
I will stop asking your picture these questions. Anyways people…I think Catherine’s body is slowly dying….all those […]

Posh
looks sleeker than ever.
I actually enjoy this haircut and hair color on her.  She doesn’t look like someone straightened a blonde mop and put it on her head anymore! She actually looks pretty good for her age (34). I think Keira Knightley had this hair for a while and it suited her just as […]

This is a makeup NO-NO!
Alrighty,
Kim Kardashian
is known for her ass but once in a while ( when we look at her face) we can only stare into those beautiful smokey eyes.However,
what the eff is this bat shit on her eyes
????!!!!
It looks like someone just took a black sharpie and traced it across her eyelids. […]

Saw
Miss Universe
last night…exciting shit.
If you ask me, all the girls looked like they’ve undergone plastic surgery- with the exception of
Miss Colombia
. I think the best part of the show was when Miss USA fell on her fatass.
This happened last year too…so I think it must be some sort of a sign showing […]

Congratulations,
Naomi Campbell
.
Not only are you an absolute bitch to everyone, but your dress is an absolute failure. This is the same dress Stephanie Seymour wore to attend the
2008 Costume Institute Gala
. Key word: Costume. Naomi wore this dress to Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday dinner.
Sure, she’s banned from the concert but her skanky ass couldn’t […]

What the hell is
Tyra Banks
wearing?
You’d think a former Victoria’s Secret Angel
would dress in something that complemented her
enormous frame. Christ, what the hell is she thinking
just prancing at the Emmy’s with that disgusting
color of hair. It doesn’t suit her at all.
I thought she was into the whole : love who you
are thing. Why does she […]

EWWWWWW!!!!
Mario Lopez
is named sexiest Bachelor
of 2008!
Who the hell was in charge of this?
People

magazine obviously have THEIR people on crack for awarding
this douche to be sexiest bachelor. His stupid little pose
was to imitate the amazing Mark Wahlberg. Mario ain’t got
shit on Mark. Oh and get this- Brody Jenner came in second
place??? Why are all these […]

Because
Victoria’s Secret
doesn’t want to pay
Gisele Bundchen
more than $5 million a year, the Brazilian bombshell has broken off all contract talks and apparently quit modeling for the lingerie company. Page Six reports that this was confirmed by her sister,
Patricia Bundchen
, to Brazilian web site Glamurana.
From
Page Six
:
“Her demands were outrageous. She got a new lawyer […]