Fashion & Designer Clothing Blog Entries

Ms.
Dita Von Teese
looked absolutely stunning at the Catherina Malandrino Maison store in Los Angeles, California.
Her makeup, flawless! And just because she’s a burlesque dancer doesn’t mean she whores out when out of costume. She’s simply glamorous and extrmely regal. Dita had a few words to say about boys in her life:
“I don’t claim to […]

Oh. My. Fucking. Gosh.
What HAPPENED!? Who did this?! Who is responsible for dressing you!? Did
Tom
decide that all your outfits be made by him and the scientology cult? Please Katie. Run. Run as fast as you can. Take Suri with you!!!
You look HIDEOUS.  So hideous that I have to wikipedia your age. You’re 29 and you […]

The only thing I like about this
Ashley Tisdale
bitch is that she has gorgeous hair.
Other than that, she should seriously consider checkin’ into Dr. Troy’s suite on Nip/Tuck. I’m serious! They can do WONDERS for her. But then again, it’s nice to see natural lookin’ girls.
Anyways, the dress doesn’t flatter her. I hate it when […]

Seriously, what the nut Catherine Zeta Jones?
Who did this to you? What’s wrong with your face? Did you get into a bronzer fight or something? And…what are those red marks on your chest? Is there something I should know?
I will stop asking your picture these questions. Anyways people…I think Catherine’s body is slowly dying….all those […]

Posh
looks sleeker than ever.
I actually enjoy this haircut and hair color on her.  She doesn’t look like someone straightened a blonde mop and put it on her head anymore! She actually looks pretty good for her age (34). I think Keira Knightley had this hair for a while and it suited her just as […]

This is a makeup NO-NO!
Alrighty,
Kim Kardashian
is known for her ass but once in a while ( when we look at her face) we can only stare into those beautiful smokey eyes.However,
what the eff is this bat shit on her eyes
????!!!!
It looks like someone just took a black sharpie and traced it across her eyelids. […]

They’re just a bunch of greedy fools.
Wal-fart is a disgrace to the human race.  Low prices my ass.  I went to JcPenny and their shit was better quality and less expensive. Screw that smiley face, it’s just a marketing technique to trap millions of naive consumers.
Anywho,
Wal-Mart Stores Inc.
is unfortunately the world’s largest retailer.  Because […]

Saw
Miss Universe
last night…exciting shit.
If you ask me, all the girls looked like they’ve undergone plastic surgery- with the exception of
Miss Colombia
. I think the best part of the show was when Miss USA fell on her fatass.
This happened last year too…so I think it must be some sort of a sign showing […]

Kanye West
never fails to surprise.
Women’s Wear Daily
was able to catch the scoop on Kanye West teaming up with Louis Vuitton to design a line of men’s and women’s shoes. How cool is that? I want to snatch a pair of those shoes!!! I’m pretty sure that his line will be Grade A because […]

Congratulations,
Naomi Campbell
.
Not only are you an absolute bitch to everyone, but your dress is an absolute failure. This is the same dress Stephanie Seymour wore to attend the
2008 Costume Institute Gala
. Key word: Costume. Naomi wore this dress to Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday dinner.
Sure, she’s banned from the concert but her skanky ass couldn’t […]

I don’t know who dresses Rihanna, but whoever it is needs to rethink their career and their existence.
At the BET awards, she almost killed some dozen people with her flashy, layered, cake-like dress. What the hell was that? Her hair…her lipstick..her essence are murdering her reputation. I think Big Bird looks wayyyyy better than her.”Beautiful […]

What the hell is
Tyra Banks
wearing?
You’d think a former Victoria’s Secret Angel
would dress in something that complemented her
enormous frame. Christ, what the hell is she thinking
just prancing at the Emmy’s with that disgusting
color of hair. It doesn’t suit her at all.
I thought she was into the whole : love who you
are thing. Why does she […]

This is such a hoot.
52-year-old Macrida Patterson is suing
Victoria’s Secret for producing a defective
thong for more than $25,000. She claimed that
as she put it on, the metal part holding a
heart ornament shot into her eye, scratching
her cornea.
HAHAHA!!! Oh my goodness, that’s hilarious.
She’s probably really overweight and was trying to
look sexy by wearing a thong that […]

EWWWWWW!!!!
Mario Lopez
is named sexiest Bachelor
of 2008!
Who the hell was in charge of this?
People

magazine obviously have THEIR people on crack for awarding
this douche to be sexiest bachelor. His stupid little pose
was to imitate the amazing Mark Wahlberg. Mario ain’t got
shit on Mark. Oh and get this- Brody Jenner came in second
place??? Why are all these […]

Holy shit. What the hell is my grandmother’s
table cloth doing on
Nicole Richie
?
What in the world is she wearing? While she was
trying to lose baby fat, did she miss and puke
all over another dress and then was forced to wear
this one? Look at that hair? Is that the Kate Moss
on drugs look? Because she’s got that […]

Glamour Magazine has announced their top ten most fashionable celebrities.  And the winner is…everyone’s favorite cokehead,
Kate Moss
.
“Kate’s back with a vengeance,” says Jo Elvin, editor of Glamour. “Her maverick approach to fashion is an inspiration and shows us all how to be a little more daring and experimental.”
Here are the winners:
* Kate Moss
* Sienna Miller
* […]

Because
Victoria’s Secret
doesn’t want to pay
Gisele Bundchen
more than $5 million a year, the Brazilian bombshell has broken off all contract talks and apparently quit modeling for the lingerie company. Page Six reports that this was confirmed by her sister,
Patricia Bundchen
, to Brazilian web site Glamurana.
From
Page Six
:
“Her demands were outrageous. She got a new lawyer […]

Damn I’m Getting’ Paid for This Review!:
Remember those days when getting
concert tickets
for your favorite music acts was as tough as scoring tickets to the World Series? More often than not, you find yourself greeted by “Sold Out” signs by the time you get around to buying a ticket, and would be left with no […]

With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, it’s about time you think about the perfect Valentine’s Day gift for your partner. Sure, you can give her the usual flowers or jewelry, but an exquisite set of lingerie will certainly send the message that you think she’s beautiful and sexy, and would love to see her wear nothing […]

At
TalkPromDresses.com
you can discuss prom fashion, whether high-school prom or college prom, even homecoming dances, you can find other people with questions and answers just like you!
Mostly, the chat is about
prom dresses
in general, but there are some more specific discussions about:

Cheap Prom Dresses

Designer Prom Dresses

Vintage Prom Dresses

Gothic Prom […]