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Who do you think is the worst “reality show” mom?
Kate Gosselin
or
Kris Jenner
? In case you don’t know, Kris Jenner is the mother of the Kardashian whores from
Keeping Up with  the Kardashians
and spin off
Khloe and Kourtney Take Miami
. Kate Gosselin is the mother of eight from
Jon & Kate Plus 8
. Now Kate seems to […]

 
Jon Gosselin was fired from TLC, so he naturally lashed out! Not only did he delay his divorce but he also banned any cameras shooting his children or coming in his home!
Remember that kid growing up who threatened to take his ball home when he didn’t get picked for a team?

Well, that’s Jon Gosselin.

Days after […]

Facebook has done a lot of wrong crap in the past months. Example: The layout is effing awful. Have you tried to work that shit? It’s just ridiculous.
Anyways, with all this pent up anger-
Myspace
has given everyone a chance to watch their new mini show-
Sorority Forever
. Now, for all you youtubers out there, Lonleygirl15 is […]

Facebook has now become the number one social networking site in the world.
Personally, I love facebook. Myspace is just a lame excuse to whore up for people you don’t even know.
Facebook has reached to countries like Lebanon and has been translated into 20 languages. On August 12- facebook had 132 million users, making 63% other […]

Kyla Ebbert
, the woman who was kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight for dressing like a slut earlier this year, has just extended her 15 minutes of fame.
Ebbert has posed for Playboy.  The name of the photo set: “Legs in the Air”.

Yes, this may be off-topic…but I found it amusing.
This product
is designed to look like Democratic presidential candidate,
Hillary Clinton
. The manufacturer mentions the product’s “stainless steel thighs” and ability to crack the “toughest nuts”.

A bit off topic, but just thought it might help some of the readers here rationalize to their parents or whoever holds the credit cards why they should get a shiny new iPod!

My wife’s uncle works in a military hospital and told me about this. Its pretty amazing. Kevin Garrad (3rd Infantry Division) was on […]

Hate
David Hasselhoff
all you want, but there’s no denying the ride he had on 80’s TV was the coolest at that time. And whether we admit it or not, watching
Knight Rider
as a kid made us wish we had that talking supercar named
KI.T.T.
parked in our family garage.
Now here’s our chance to get our hands […]

Your regularly updated celebrinews will be back soon. We’re just finishing what’s been about 24 hours of behind the scenes work. We’re adding more categories, a “smarter” navigation system, and a bunch of tagging, sharing, etc social features.
Sometime within November we will also be undergoing a virtual cosmetic makeover with a new design that’s sure […]

And that means today is going to be a good day with updates and hilarity. Stay tuned.

What? What’s that you say? Damn right I felt the need to preclude all of today’s updates with an entry telling you to watch out for today because if I didn’t you would check your feedreader and see all […]

Today we reached a little milestone by adding our 150th Celebrity to the
DIC Gallery
. Actually we are up to 154 as of this writing and it looks like we could easily go after 200 by the end of February. The Gallery is now sorted by most recently updated so you can keep track of new […]

It’s almost Xmas so posting here will be slow to non-existent, but things will be banging again in January. Celebs can’t have all the fun…

Okay we have Katie Lohmann’s 2006 Swimsuit calendar in this picture and it looks like “swimsuit” means just wearing your bottoms, but you won’t hear us complaining. However, there is a
big
problem with the picture because it’s just too damn hard to concentrate on Katie. There is this big damn thing in the way of […]

I come across a lot of celebrity photos everyday and what you see here on this blog are what I perceive to be the best and worst of that crop. However, there are always a ton of notable ones that I just don’t have the time and resources to post to this blog so I […]