Cheap & Trashy Blog Entries

Brooke Hogan is guilty on counts of attempting to look like a stripper and attempting to look like a woman. 
Seriously what the eff this this dumb shit wearing? Actually, why is she wearing this? Did Daddy tell her it looked hot? If she really wants to go for the tranny look, she needs a little […]

Seriously, what the nut Catherine Zeta Jones?
Who did this to you? What’s wrong with your face? Did you get into a bronzer fight or something? And…what are those red marks on your chest? Is there something I should know?
I will stop asking your picture these questions. Anyways people…I think Catherine’s body is slowly dying….all those […]

 
When you google shit, this picture of Ali Lohan should be coming up.
That girl looks so damn ugly.  I didn’t even recognize her for a couple of seconds, the fuglyness was messing with my memory. She can’t sing, act, dance, talk…she’s only famous because her sister Lindsay was awesome back in the day.
Here is a […]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
A studio executive has reportedly said that Cher might just play catwoman in the upcoming Batman film!!!
WHAT THE EFF??? This can’t be possible. Cher is almost 125 years old. There’s just no way her body could move in the kitty suit. Megan Fox would be MY number one choice. Way to fail Batman […]

God, when we thought this bitch was out of the spotlight, she came crawling back in.
Tila Tequila’s girlfriend- Courtenay Semel has been arrested for slapping some hoe outsitde of a nightclub in Vegas. Oh goody gum-drops, does this mean we’re going to hear that Tila is crying and shit? If so, hopefully that will […]

 
Amy Winehouse is going to rehab again! Yes! Yes! Yes!
And her daddy knows she ain’t fine.  Russel Brand ( you know the dude from Forgetting Sarah Marshall and upcoming host of MTV music awards) apparently suggested the clinic she is going to.  Winehouse’s dad spoke out saying- “This is a very good idea. If she […]

 
Holy shit did it really take Matthew Broderick that long?
Honestly, I was expecting this bitch to cheat on Sarah Jessica Parker years ago and then leave her.  God she looks like a witch.  I bet she’s got the laugh down and everything.
So after 11 years of marriage Star magazine claims that: -
We exclusively report […]

 
Thats so effing appropriate when you have millions of children watching you on Disney.
Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Effron need to get their shit private.  Honestly, what the bloody hell are they thinking? If they’re so horny to get their freak on, just take it to the bed inside a room.  We all know they’re screwing […]

 
The hype and anticipation for Lindsay Lohan’s third studio album is elevating at an exponential level.
It will be called Spirit In The Dark. Hm…the title is interesting, now does this Spirit refer to her lesbian self and how she’s still in the closet…so that gives away the Dark part? Yep. I’m pretty damn sure that’s […]

 
The grossest thing of the day is probably the pictures of Hulk Hogan rubbing his hands all over his daughter’s ass.
Wait! It’s “OKAY” just because he was applying sun tan lotion. Uhm excuse me, since when do people need sun-tan lotion on their ass…when they’re wearing a BIKINI!? Brooke responds to our response over these […]

I don’t know who dresses Rihanna, but whoever it is needs to rethink their career and their existence.
At the BET awards, she almost killed some dozen people with her flashy, layered, cake-like dress. What the hell was that? Her hair…her lipstick..her essence are murdering her reputation. I think Big Bird looks wayyyyy better than her.”Beautiful […]

 
Here lies another example of what an idiot Linda Hogan is.
When I thought things couldn’t get any more stupider with the Hogans- they just did. On May 22 Linda decides to be awesome and call 911 because she reportedly saw Hulk Hogan outside of the house. She was “shaking” and very “scared” because she had […]

Britain is even worse when it comes to dealing
with THEIR stars and the law.
Lets imagine you assault two police officers. You’d
probably get some sort of time in jail and have to
pay a hefty amount of money. But just for kicks and
giggles- lets say you assaulted the officers…on an
airplane. Things don’t look so good for […]

Holy shit. What the hell is my grandmother’s
table cloth doing on Nicole Richie?
What in the world is she wearing? While she was
trying to lose baby fat, did she miss and puke
all over another dress and then was forced to wear
this one? Look at that hair? Is that the Kate Moss
on drugs look? Because she’s got […]

Tila Tequila is a conceited snob who thinks
just because she’s got her own reality show
she’s the next Jesus Christ Superstar.
WTF.
Read what she told US Magazine on same-sex
marriage.
It is because of me - I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement,” she told Usmagazine.com at the Hollywood premiere of The Love Guru on Wednesday. “Before […]

Ever had an affair with a politician? Know someone who has?  This could be your lucky day!
Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt told the Examiner “that the newspaper ad he took out last week offering a million-dollar bounty for evidence of illicit sexual activity with lawmakers has yielded about 200 tips so […]

Paris Hilton may have already been sentenced to 45 days in prison for something that she really did commit, but instead of being humbled or anything, she shoots her mouth off the day after she was sentenced and told people that she basically is nothing more than a victim here.
“I told the truth yesterday. I […]

OK, so there’s a video of Lindsay Lohan shoving coke up a friend’s nose. So she snorted 20 lines of cocaine in one night alone. So she’s engaged in f**kfests with singer James Blunt, model Calum Best, and was quoted as saying she was planning on doing so with Jude Law. So her stay at […]

If the Los Angeles City Attorney who has filed documents asking that Paris Hilton be jailed for 45 days for violating her probation ever decide to run for public office, he’ll definitely win by a landslide.
Paris must show up in court tomorrow for driving on a suspended license, which was the result of her DUI […]

“You’re Beautiful” singer James Blunt and supermodel Petra Nemcova have split, but Blunt lost no time in finding a worthy replacement in the person of Paris Hilton.
They were spotted Wednesday night swapping spit at the Roosevelt Hotel club Teddy’s in L.A. So I guess that means Hilton’s supposed boyfriend Josh Henderson will have to […]