Cheap & Trashy Blog Entries

 
Here lies another example of what an idiot Linda Hogan is.
When I thought things couldn’t get any more stupider with the Hogans- they just did. On May 22 Linda decides to be awesome and call 911 because she reportedly saw Hulk Hogan outside of the house. She was “shaking” and very “scared” because she had […]

Britain is even worse when it comes to dealing
with THEIR stars and the law.
Lets imagine you assault two police officers. You’d
probably get some sort of time in jail and have to
pay a hefty amount of money. But just for kicks and
giggles- lets say you assaulted the officers…on an
airplane. Things don’t look so good for […]

Holy shit. What the hell is my grandmother’s
table cloth doing on Nicole Richie?
What in the world is she wearing? While she was
trying to lose baby fat, did she miss and puke
all over another dress and then was forced to wear
this one? Look at that hair? Is that the Kate Moss
on drugs look? Because she’s got […]

Tila Tequila is a conceited snob who thinks
just because she’s got her own reality show
she’s the next Jesus Christ Superstar.
WTF.
Read what she told US Magazine on same-sex
marriage.
It is because of me - I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement,” she told Usmagazine.com at the Hollywood premiere of The Love Guru on Wednesday. “Before […]

Ever had an affair with a politician? Know someone who has?  This could be your lucky day!
Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt told the Examiner “that the newspaper ad he took out last week offering a million-dollar bounty for evidence of illicit sexual activity with lawmakers has yielded about 200 tips so […]

Paris Hilton may have already been sentenced to 45 days in prison for something that she really did commit, but instead of being humbled or anything, she shoots her mouth off the day after she was sentenced and told people that she basically is nothing more than a victim here.
“I told the truth yesterday. I […]

OK, so there’s a video of Lindsay Lohan shoving coke up a friend’s nose. So she snorted 20 lines of cocaine in one night alone. So she’s engaged in f**kfests with singer James Blunt, model Calum Best, and was quoted as saying she was planning on doing so with Jude Law. So her stay at […]

If the Los Angeles City Attorney who has filed documents asking that Paris Hilton be jailed for 45 days for violating her probation ever decide to run for public office, he’ll definitely win by a landslide.
Paris must show up in court tomorrow for driving on a suspended license, which was the result of her DUI […]

“You’re Beautiful” singer James Blunt and supermodel Petra Nemcova have split, but Blunt lost no time in finding a worthy replacement in the person of Paris Hilton.
They were spotted Wednesday night swapping spit at the Roosevelt Hotel club Teddy’s in L.A. So I guess that means Hilton’s supposed boyfriend Josh Henderson will have to […]

Apparently, Britney Spears thinks all her problems started when she hired Larry Rudolph as her manager. After all, it was Rudolph who introduced Britney to Paris Hilton, and it was all downhill from there. So she decided to fire his ass and re-hire PR expert Leslie Sloane-Zelnik to make the firing look good in the […]

We all know how Heroes star Hayden Panettiere feels about being mistaken for Lindsay Lohan. But if her most recent pic over at Egotastic is any indication, she better prepare herself for more comparisons to the recent rehab graduate.
Unless my eyes are deceiving me, the pic shows the regenerating TV cheerleader licking an unidentified girl’s […]

This is not another Paris Hilton celebrity sex tape, but it’s nasty just the same.
MediaTakeOut swears it has a photo of Paris Hilton squatting before and holding a thick black hose purportedly owned by Gnarls Barkley rapper/singer Cee-Lo Green.
Given Paris’ reputation of getting into the pants of every Tom, Dick and Harry, pun intended, that […]

When she’s not trying to turn paparazzi into roadkill, recent rehab graduate Lindsay Lohan has been spotted quite a number of times in the past week doing what she does best: Party.
From Page Six:
She’s been out every night since she hit town last week, hitting the hot spots - and the booze. The newly blond […]

For someone who looks as gorgeous as she does, Kelly Osbourne sure is one picky beeyatch.
She’s living the single life in London, and she’s bitching about how hard it is to find a good man in the British capital.
“I would like to find somebody, but there’s a real lack of men in London,” Osbourne, 22, […]

Yes, it’s true that my name is more well-known because of it, but I’m not known for the things that I would like to be known for right now. I wanted to make a name for myself in singing. The pictures that have been released of me – the ones that actually are me – […]

Porn purveyor Vivid Entertainment will be releasing “Kim Kardashian Superstar” on March 21, despite the lawsuit filed by the newest member of the celebrity sex tapes club against them. Oh, happy day.
Steven Hirsch, Co-Chairman of Vivid, told TMZ, “I met with Kim yesterday and unfortunately, we didn’t even come close to reaching an agreement. We […]

Finally, no-talent American Idol Antonella Barba no longer has a chance of becoming the next American Idol.
Antonella was booted off the competition just a few minutes ago, but that doesn’t mean it’s the end of the road for her. In fact, her journey en route to her real destiny is just beginning.
She has the option […]

Finally, a gig that is commensurate to American Idol Antonella Barba’s talents.
No doubt spurred by the sudden notoriety of the Antonella Barba sex pics that has made bashing the no-talent semifinalist fashionable, Joe Francis, the pornographer responsible for the Girls Gone Wild series of videos, has offered the star of the latest American Idol sex […]

Somehow, I’m getting the feeling that whoever’s leaking out those Antonella Barba pics actually wants her to win. He or she has probably realized that people are gonna vote for her to stay on American Idol despite, or maybe because of the Antonella Barba sex pics plastered all over the Internet, so he or she […]

Apparently, Antonella Barba’s racy images have bought her more time on American Idol.
It’s pretty obvious now that the cheesy but nevertheless raunchy Antonella Barba pics that went online a few weeks ago have in fact bolstered her chances rather than doom them. For what else could keep her in the competition but public sympathy or […]