Cheap & Trashy Blog Entries

Future train-wreck/Paris/Britney/Lindsay:

Miley Cyrus, 16, is at the center of another controversy because of photos posted on director Adam Shankman’s

yFrog page.

In one pic, Miley is seen with her back and ass against Shankman’s chest and penis, while in another, she’s posing and squatting on a chair acting like a whore!
Shankman has responded to the pictures,
saying
:
“Miley is a sweet angel who works tirelessly […]

American Idol
runner up David Archuleta must be devastated because his dad, James Jeffrey Archuleta, uses his son’s money to pay for sex!
In January, police in Midvale, Utah, busted a massage parlor called Queens Reiki. According to court documents, they found a female masseuse with a male client who admitted “receiving sexual gratification from said masseuse.” That […]

 
Lindsay Lohan has been accused of stealing the jewelry loaned to her while shooting for
Elle
in London!
Lohan has a history of stealing, in the past she was:
- Sued for nabbing a mink coat a worth $11k from a Columbia University student in NYC nightclub
- Accused of stealing over $10k in clothing from her friends.
- Barred from working with […]

Safe sex or get AIDS!?!?! There is an outbreak in the celebrity porn industry of AIDS! According to Los Angeles officials, 16 adult film performers have recently tested HIV positive. One female performer was tested and told she was positive, but worked the next day. She had sex with male performer and her boyfriend, then they had sex with
six […]

Daisy De La Hoya was on
Rock of Love
but now has her own, lame, show called
Daisy of Love
. She has too much plastic surgery and her huge breast implants do not match her petite body. Why do some people think she’s hot? Not to mention, she is trashy and needs to get new hair extensions. She was […]

 
Paris Hilton was spotted out with her boyfriend at a nightclub, giving him a lap dance with a dress on! She looks like a sloppy drunk and a dirty whore! Paris is no better than a hard working stripper!
source

Marilyn Manson
has destroyed yet another life.
Ever since Evan Rachel
Whore
and him split up, he’s been seen with this girl in Miami. Now, Miami is actually known for having people that have curves and sexyness- there’s nothing sexy or original about this bitch.
I’m tired of seeing Manson convert his hoes, there’s only ONE Dita Von […]

Evan Rachel Wood
is a whore.
However, before- like 2 nights ago- she was a Dita Von Teese look-a-like-whore. Now, she’s a more original looking whore. I guess that’s a step above? She still looks pretty ugly with the excessive powder cake on her face, nevertheless this color of hair suits her a little better, but […]

Isn’t listening to
Miley Cyrus
whine about 7 things she hates about you an awesome way to celebrate Thanksgiving?
Like I totally think of her when I think of the Native Americans and the European immigrants in Plymouth Plantation, 1621.  Disney decided to fuck up our ears by forcing us to watch Miley Cyrus, The Cheetah Girls […]

50 cent is a fucking sell-out
.
Yeah! I said it. I can’t believe he went from benig awesome is 2002 to an MTV reality “star”. His new show,
50 Cent: The Money and the Power
is debuted last night.  And it was SHIT.  He’s just trying to be like Donald Trump in the Apprentice!!! Nobody can pull […]

Miley Cyrus
and her thong model boyfriend…Justin whatever moved in together.
That’s unfuckivinglivable..(thanks Lil Wayne). Isn’t this what Jamie Lynn did before she got her ass pregnant? Live with the boyfriend…then BAM sex sex sex…and BAM babies..babies..babies.
This is exactly what will happen with the slut Miley. And people will STILL love her and probably praise her […]

This trailer for
Tennessee
looks annoying. Watch
HERE
.
Mariah Carey
has the same monotone voice as she had in glitter. Absolutely nothing has changed with her horrific acting skills. The movie would be better without Mariah Carey in it.
It’s about two brothers, finding their father…and something to do with finding a donor and other shit. Oh and […]

I’m tired of
Linsday Lohan
opening her mouth and typing on her blog.
I’m tired of looking at her disgusting body, face, hair. She must smell like a cigarette, just like her pootang-pal Sam Ronson.
Anyways, last July Lindsay hijacked an SUV while under the influence. Three dudes were in it: Ronnie Blake, Jackson Sutter and […]

Just kidding people. This is NOT
Sarah Palin.

This is actually porn star Lisa Ann who is playing ” an Alaskan governor” in a porno called
Nailin’ Paylin
.
It’s sort of dehumanizing though. Just seeing how far the hatred towards Sarah Palin has come is disgusting. To completely strip someone of who they are by making a porno is […]

It’s forizzle. 
Michael Lohan
got his stupid wish to be knocked out.
Basically he wanted to fight somoene for $$$ for charity..blah blah blah.  After weeks of yapping… Robert Venero, president and CEO of Future Tach Enterprise in Holbrook decided to THROW MICHAEL LOHAN’s ugly ass down for $20,000.
Now, Venero has never boxed in his life…but he […]

John Mayer
realized his missing dick was still attached to Jennifer Aniston.
The hoes are back together to hit it off again.  Apparently they were seen in L.A. smooching. I’m sure that Jennifer did some vodoo shit for this to happen. She probably used his pubic hair to make him come back to her. What a […]

I don’t like
Hef’
s new soon to be girlfriends (Kristina and Karissa Shannon).
I grew up loving Kendra, Bridget and Holly (okay well not so much Holly, she was kind of annoying). The twins don’t even look funny. They’re probably not twins. You can make anyone twins with a little bit of plastic surgery.
FYI: The chick […]

Brooke Hogan
is guilty on counts of attempting to look like a stripper and attempting to look like a woman. 
Seriously what the eff this this dumb shit wearing? Actually, why is she wearing this? Did Daddy tell her it looked hot? If she really wants to go for the tranny look, she needs a little […]

Seriously, what the nut Catherine Zeta Jones?
Who did this to you? What’s wrong with your face? Did you get into a bronzer fight or something? And…what are those red marks on your chest? Is there something I should know?
I will stop asking your picture these questions. Anyways people…I think Catherine’s body is slowly dying….all those […]

When you google
shit
, this picture of
Ali Lohan
should be coming up.
That girl looks so damn ugly.  I didn’t even recognize her for a couple of seconds, the fuglyness was messing with my memory. She can’t
sing
, act, dance, talk…she’s only famous because her sister Lindsay was awesome back in the day.
Here is a fun quote: “The reality […]