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US Open: Roger Federer is Victorious

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

 
Congratulations to ROGER FEDERER for winning his 5th stright U.S. Open title on Monday agaisnt Andy Murray.6-2, 7-5, 6-2.
Time for me to go pick up my tennis racket after I’m done swimming like Michael Phelps.

Congratulations to Michael Phelps!!!

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

 
 Michael Phelps.
An outstanding athlete who has accomplished all of this goals in the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing.  Eight for eight. Yes, the lucky number eight has been with him the whole time.
Here’s what he’s accomplished at the Olympics:
1. 400m-Individual Medley-1st- World Record
2. 400 x 100m- Freestyle Relay- 1st-World Record
3. 200m -Freestyle- 1st- World Record
4. […]

WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGE! Olympics Accident

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Pain.
Oh my goodness. This story is going to make your bones break. Well, Hungarian strongman Janor Baranyai made it to his first Olympics, but I highly doubt he’s going to treasure it much. As he was weightlifting, he disclocated his right elbow. View THIS to see more pictures.
Thankfully the paramedics went straight to him […]

My Man Michael

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

My dream man Michael Phelps deserves a BIG, HUGE CONGRATULATIONS!
And he deserves a million kisses, a billion hugs and a trillion roses for setting a new world record. He has won the most Olympic gold medals than anyone else in history. You know what this means? He’s going to be on every commerical […]

Lip Synching at the Olympics

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

 
Everyone’s bitching about how the little girl in the red was lip synching in the Olympics opening ceremony.  And how the little girl in the right was the actual voice.
This must be the end of the world if China decided to portray a more loveable child. Boo hoo. Anyone heard of Bollywood? Look guys…if you’re […]

Our Girls Beat New Zealand in Soccer

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

Congratulations to Team USA!!! The score between them and New Zealand was 4-0!
This is very big for our soccer women because they don’t get as much credit as they should.
To get a minute by minute detailed report on the game CLICK HERE!

Michael Phelps breaks records!

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

 
For those of you who were to drunk or busy or have been living under a cave…
Here’s an update Michael Phelps in the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing.  Before we begin, let’s examine that exquisite body.  Look at the way he’s able to move like a beast in the water…can he move like that in […]

The 2008 Summer Olympics Begins!!!

Friday, August 8th, 2008

One World One Dream.
The 2008 Summer Olympics have started with a lavish opening ceremony in Beijing. It brings goosebumps to view such a remarkable moment in history. There are 80 world leaders situated in Beijing and approx. 500,000 guests. Another thing that makes this day so memorable is the Chinese […]

The 2008 Summer Olympics: Are You Ready?

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

 
Well, former Sudanese refugee Lopez Lomong is most def. ready. 
Why you ask?  He’s been chosen to bear the Olympic flag.  The remarkable story behind this decision lies with Lomong’s past.  He is 23 years of age and has fled from the bloody civil war in Sudan at the innocent age of 6. He has spent […]

Manny’s Shipping out of Boston..wtf!

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

 
And like every MLB player…money comes before the game.  (Unless you’re A-Rod..then you want sexy time with Madonna before the game)
Manny Ramirez joined the dark side on Thursday.  No no, he did not join the Yankees…that would be like joining shit. He joined piss instead- Dodgers.  What the f*** was he thinking?  Many a Boston Red […]

Cristiano Ronaldo dumped his GF!

Monday, July 14th, 2008

 
Our hot soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo dumped his girlfriend model Nereida Gallardo last week!!!
Reports conclude that what ended the relationship was the lack of satisfaction.  In other words, Nereida didn’t want Cristiano giving it to her from the back!  Another report is that Cristiano’s madre thought Nereida only wanted the $$$.  Nereida is heartbroken […]

Cristiano Ronaldo needs to recover

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

 
Nooooo!!!! Get well soon Cristiano Ronaldo.
The Manchester United sexy player will miss the new season after undergoing surgery on his ankle.  After the European Championship he had claimed that there was pain in his ankle for the pas three months!  The procedure was succesful according to the Manchester United.  They even claim he will be […]

Congratulations Nadal!

Monday, July 7th, 2008

Rafael Nadal owned Rodger Federer at the final Wimbledon match!
Nadal had a 6-4, 6-4, 6-7, 6-7, 6-7 victory against the number one tennis player Federer. Holy shit this match took 4 hrs and 48 minutes.  Kudos to them for having the strength to play that long.  Spain must be extremely happy to not only […]

Women’s Doubles Championship

Saturday, July 5th, 2008

 
CONGRATULATIONS VENUS WILLIAMS!!!
In the Saturday Wimbledons Women’s Finals Venus took the prized title 7-5, 6-4.  She finally did this after losing five Grand Slam titles to her epic sister Serena.
Good job ladies! SHERAPOVA COULD LEARN SOMETHING FROM YALL!
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GOOOOAAAALLLL!!!!

Monday, June 30th, 2008

Congratulations España for whooping Germany’s ass at the Euro 2008 Soccer Championship (1-0)!

Maria Sharapova DEFEATED

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

 
Cut the shit Maria Sharapova, go do some drills.
We wonder why these amazing athletes become worse and worse at their sports. Well here’s a clue: The Media. Sharapova has been doing so many campaigns, ads and all the other cute shit that Hollywood is made for. And now at the prestigious Wimbledon, she decides to […]

Noooooo! PELE!!!!!

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

This one is dedicated to the soccer lovers of the World.
A hero has fallen.
The three-time World Cup winner Pele
has been a victim of robbery and has even
been held up at gunpoint!
What the hell…he was in Brazil when his
car was caught in a traffic jam..some 10 ass-wipes
decided to rob him. Thats just messed up.
Here’s a guy […]