The Hills Blog Entries

I saw The Hills last night

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

 
 And I wasted 30 minutes of my life.
The Hills is an absolute failuire.  Seriously, the drama is the same.  I feel like I watched 30 minutes of staring and glaring.  Asbolutely no interesting dialogue and no interesting people.  No shit Audrina and Lo don’t like one another. I knew that since the commercials started airing. 
 This […]

Official: The Hills is Fake

Monday, August 4th, 2008

 
I was always under the impression that The Hills was a bunch of bull shit.
Audrina Patridge’s official website only confirms the obvious. Check this out from her website:
 Living a stone’s throw away from the MTV production of “The Hills”, Audrina was spotted sunbathing by the pool and asked by a producer if she would like […]

The Hills: Season Four

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

 
Just when we thought we had enough of The Hills- we were wrong.
The guys and gals are back with the same drama, with different people.   Shit, the writers need to make the scripts more original.  In the trailer I’m seeing a lot more of Spencer Conrad’s ugly sister…why? I think this is the millionth time […]

Lauren Conrad needs breasts

Sunday, July 13th, 2008

You’re not hot Lauren Conrad.
The only reasons why anyone watches The Hills are to see:
1. Audrina take off her clothing. ( SUPER HOT)
2. Spencer being an ass. ( He adds the evil to the show)
3. Heidi being a dumb hoe. ( Everyone loves a tramp)
So Lauren, do yourself a effing favor and get some implants. […]

Heidi Montag is crazy about God

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

Three cheers for the attention seekers.
The more I hear about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, the more I want to punch the producers of The Hills for giving them a slice of popularity. Curse you MTV! So Heidi has confirmed that she wants to record a Christian album. Holy shit, who the hell told you that […]