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David Archuleta’s Dad Prostitution Scandal!

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

 

American Idol
runner up David Archuleta must be devastated because his dad, James Jeffrey Archuleta, uses his son’s money to pay for sex!
In January, police in Midvale, Utah, busted a massage parlor called Queens Reiki. According to court documents, they found a female masseuse with a male client who admitted “receiving sexual gratification from said masseuse.” That […]

Boy Tries to Give Megan Fox a Rose

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

 
This is so sad! A boy tried to give the sexy Megan Fox a rose and she ignored him! Just look at his face, he looks so heart broken.

Celebrity Porn Industry: HIV/AIDS

Monday, June 15th, 2009

Safe sex or get AIDS!?!?! There is an outbreak in the celebrity porn industry of AIDS! According to Los Angeles officials, 16 adult film performers have recently tested HIV positive. One female performer was tested and told she was positive, but worked the next day. She had sex with male performer and her boyfriend, then they had sex with
six […]

L.C. is More Than a Reality Star!

Sunday, June 14th, 2009

Yeah right! Lauren Conrad quit
The Hills
to tour for her new book
that she wrote
and will try to make it into a movie. “It’s one of my hopes,” says Conrad. “We’re going to start working on that when I get back from my book tour.” She is also going to change the name of her clothing […]

Mike Tyson’s Daughter Pronounced Dead

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

Mike Tyson’s 4 year old daughter, Exodus Tyson was pronounced deceased at 11:45 AM Tuesday at the hospital, after being found hanging from a power cable. The Tyson’s family just released this statement saying “There are no words to describe the tragic loss of our beloved Exodus. We ask you now to please respect our need […]

Lily Allen and Don’t Buy Diamonds This Year

Friday, December 5th, 2008

So
I
was listening to my girl
Lily Allen’s
new song-
The Fear
and I really liked it. Click
HERE
while you are reading.
The words make so much effing sense. There’s a lot of verses that made me really glad that she’s alive. Here’s a line that sort of inspired me:
“I want loads of clothes and fuck loads […]

The Tales Of Beedle the Bard

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

 

I’m a big fan of unrealistic books as you can tell…
That being said, I’ve always been a big supporter of the
Harry Potter
books. Well, as most of you know- J.K. Rowling is going to release
The Tales of Beedle the Bard
. She’s basically milking the cow here. The book is about clues and hints that helped […]

Blink 182 Needs To Reconnect Fast

Friday, November 21st, 2008

BLINK 182 BACK TOGETHER?

This will my little heart oh-so-happy if they come back to show the world once more what real music is, none of that
Ali Lohan
crap. The only bands I ever thought was worth listening to back in the day was Blink 182 and Greenday…the good old days.
Anways, Blink 182 split up back in […]

Victoria’s Secret 2008 Fashion Show Will Tease You

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

 

The

2008 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Sho
w took place some days ago and the pictures have been circulating the internet.
This is one of the most fantisized fashion shows of many a man-or woman. These women are absolutely gorgeous, which is why no one will ever be able to find such a woman in the real world.
Absolutely […]

Holler!!! Twilight Comes In 8 Days Baby!

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

 

Seriously
TWILIGHT
FOR THE WIN.
This shit is making me
WAYYY TOOO EXCITED
! I’ve read all the books, love the characters, enjoy the actors. I have super high expectations for this movie and trust me, I will do a movie review for this. I’m expecting awesome acting and a lot of chemistry between the actors.
And that kiss better be […]

Hermoine Granger and Harry Potter !? WTF

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

 

J.K Rowling
should stop talking.  AND NO THAT IS NOT AND SHOULD NEVER BE HERMOINE!
Look, the books are DONE! Finished! I loved every single page and cherished each book. But why J.K? Why must you keep on taking? First you say Dumbledore was gay..which made me wonder what he was REALLY thinking when Harry went […]

Paramore on Twilight Soundtrack

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

 

I’ve never been a huge fan of
Paramore
.
But somehow..I really like this song which they have on the new Twilight soundtrack. It’s called
Decode
. Maybe that’s why I like it- it’s on the Twilight soundtrack. Because if I heard that bitch singing on the radio I would switch the station to Lil Wayne. (
His songs […]

The Haunting Of Molly…this is ridiculous.

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Here’s a horror flick that will do the opposite of what you want it to do.
It’s called
The Haunting of Molly Hartley
and you can click
HERE
to watch the trailer HERE. It’s pretty funny how that Gossip Girl character and 90201 character is in it. Let’s just throw in some of The Hills girls too! That […]

Scientific Breakthrough: Cure For MS!!!

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

 

Finally, good news!
A medical breakthrough
! A drug that has been designed to destroy leukemia has shown high results in attacking muliple sclerosis. Researchers at the University of Cambridge in England are the ones responsible for this extremely awesome possible cure.
It was a 3-year study that also found this drug which has a monoclonal antibody […]

Raven Symone Is Mad But Still Obese

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

Damn people, you pissed of
Raven Symone
! Stop making fun of her genetically terrifying eyebrows! It’s not her fault that she was born with such unfortunate hair-lines!
Anyways, the bitch always annoyed me. Growing up and watching
The Cosby Show
, I always thought this hoe was an effing brat. And she remained one as she grew […]

The New Twilight Trailer

Friday, October 10th, 2008

 

I’m actually
EXTREMELY EXCITED
for the
Twilight
movie!
I’ve read all the books and I really think that YOU SHOULD TOO! Well, the movie comes out November 21 2008. It’s based on the first book of the
Twilight
saga. There is a brand new trailer that has the two main characters KISSING.  So hottttt! Makes me want to prance around.
Click
HERE
.
Warning: […]

What The Hell Catherine?

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

Seriously, what the nut Catherine Zeta Jones?
Who did this to you? What’s wrong with your face? Did you get into a bronzer fight or something? And…what are those red marks on your chest? Is there something I should know?
I will stop asking your picture these questions. Anyways people…I think Catherine’s body is slowly dying….all those […]

Hugh Laurie Robbed

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

The Heist!!! 
 Sadness…
Hugh Laurie
..the man who makes me want to study infectious diseases…has been ROBBED!
Who are these bitches? I want to personally inject them with ebola! It all happened at his Hollywood home while him and his wife were sleeping.  Nobody was hurt, but they did manage to steal his laptop. Even though he could probably buy […]

DJ AM Attends Memorial

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

This is a recent photo of DJ AM attending a memorial service for Chris Baker who was killed in the plane crash that AM and Travis Barker were involved in.

Oh Heather…

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

 

Does
Heather Locklear
hit the bong?
It was just a sad, sad situation.  She was arrested because the cops where suspicious she was DUI(ing)- did I just turn that into a verb?-anyways…
Heather checked out of rehab like two months ago. But we all know that’s like 34 months in celebrity time. I still think she’s depressed and […]