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Safe sex or get AIDS!?!?! There is an outbreak in the celebrity porn industry of AIDS! According to Los Angeles officials, 16 adult film performers have recently tested HIV positive. One female performer was tested and told she was positive, but worked the next day. She had sex with male performer and her boyfriend, then they had sex with […]

Yeah right! Lauren Conrad quit The Hills to tour for her new book that she wrote and will try to make it into a movie. “It’s one of my hopes,” says Conrad. “We’re going to start working on that when I get back from my book tour.” She is also going to change the name […]

Mike Tyson’s 4 year old daughter, Exodus Tyson was pronounced deceased at 11:45 AM Tuesday at the hospital, after being found hanging from a power cable. The Tyson’s family just released this statement saying “There are no words to describe the tragic loss of our beloved Exodus. We ask you now to please respect our need […]

So I was listening to my girl Lily Allen’s new song- The Fear and I really liked it. Click HERE while you are reading.
The words make so much effing sense. There’s a lot of verses that made me really glad that she’s alive. Here’s a line that sort of inspired me:
“I want […]

 
I’m a big fan of unrealistic books as you can tell…
That being said, I’ve always been a big supporter of the Harry Potter books. Well, as most of you know- J.K. Rowling is going to release The Tales of Beedle the Bard. She’s basically milking the cow here. The book is about clues and hints […]

BLINK 182 BACK TOGETHER?
This will my little heart oh-so-happy if they come back to show the world once more what real music is, none of that Ali Lohan crap. The only bands I ever thought was worth listening to back in the day was Blink 182 and Greenday…the good old days.
Anways, Blink 182 split up back […]

 
The 2008 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show took place some days ago and the pictures have been circulating the internet.
This is one of the most fantisized fashion shows of many a man-or woman. These women are absolutely gorgeous, which is why no one will ever be able to find such a woman in the real world.
Absolutely […]

 
Seriously TWILIGHT FOR THE WIN.
This shit is making me WAYYY TOOO EXCITED! I’ve read all the books, love the characters, enjoy the actors. I have super high expectations for this movie and trust me, I will do a movie review for this. I’m expecting awesome acting and a lot of chemistry between the actors.
And that […]

 
J.K Rowling should stop talking.  AND NO THAT IS NOT AND SHOULD NEVER BE HERMOINE!
Look, the books are DONE! Finished! I loved every single page and cherished each book. But why J.K? Why must you keep on taking? First you say Dumbledore was gay..which made me wonder what he was REALLY thinking when Harry went […]

 
I’ve never been a huge fan of Paramore.
But somehow..I really like this song which they have on the new Twilight soundtrack. It’s called Decode. Maybe that’s why I like it- it’s on the Twilight soundtrack. Because if I heard that bitch singing on the radio I would switch the station to Lil Wayne. ( His […]

Here’s a horror flick that will do the opposite of what you want it to do.
It’s called The Haunting of Molly Hartley and you can click HERE to watch the trailer HERE. It’s pretty funny how that Gossip Girl character and 90201 character is in it. Let’s just throw in some of The Hills girls […]

 
Finally, good news!
A medical breakthrough! A drug that has been designed to destroy leukemia has shown high results in attacking muliple sclerosis. Researchers at the University of Cambridge in England are the ones responsible for this extremely awesome possible cure.
It was a 3-year study that also found this drug which has a monoclonal antibody […]

Damn people, you pissed of Raven Symone! Stop making fun of her genetically terrifying eyebrows! It’s not her fault that she was born with such unfortunate hair-lines!
Anyways, the bitch always annoyed me. Growing up and watching The Cosby Show, I always thought this hoe was an effing brat. And she remained one […]

 
I’m actually EXTREMELY EXCITED for the Twilight movie!
I’ve read all the books and I really think that YOU SHOULD TOO! Well, the movie comes out November 21 2008. It’s based on the first book of the Twilight saga. There is a brand new trailer that has the two main characters KISSING.  So hottttt! Makes me […]

Seriously, what the nut Catherine Zeta Jones?
Who did this to you? What’s wrong with your face? Did you get into a bronzer fight or something? And…what are those red marks on your chest? Is there something I should know?
I will stop asking your picture these questions. Anyways people…I think Catherine’s body is slowly dying….all those […]

The Heist!!! 
 Sadness…Hugh Laurie..the man who makes me want to study infectious diseases…has been ROBBED!
Who are these bitches? I want to personally inject them with ebola! It all happened at his Hollywood home while him and his wife were sleeping.  Nobody was hurt, but they did manage to steal his laptop. Even though he could probably buy […]

This is a recent photo of DJ AM attending a memorial service for Chris Baker who was killed in the plane crash that AM and Travis Barker were involved in.

 
Does Heather Locklear hit the bong?
It was just a sad, sad situation.  She was arrested because the cops where suspicious she was DUI(ing)- did I just turn that into a verb?-anyways…
Heather checked out of rehab like two months ago. But we all know that’s like 34 months in celebrity time. I still think she’s depressed […]

 
Quick update on these rockers.
DJ AM and Travis Barker have both been discharged from the hospital. Their reps. have stated that both are recovering from the horrific accident and that they need their privacy with their families.
We respect that. Get well boys and once again, our condolences to everyone who lost a loved one in […]

I’ve always thought PETA was a little nuts.
Well, this news group is just confirming that PETA is not only nuts, but is on every sort of drug there is known to man-kind. Apparently PETA wants Ben & Jerry’s to refrain from using human milk.
They want them to use breast milk. What the hell?!
If you’re […]