Heirs & Heiresses Blog Entries

Kim Kardashian
says she wouldn’t mind making an album. ‘”I would be down, if it was something fun,” she said.  “I love music, so it would just have to be the right thing.”
Is anyone else sick and tired of watching these talentless Hollywood skanks?  Maybe she could to a duet with
Paris Hilton
.

I can’t believe I’m about to say this…Paris Hilton………..*drumroll*  rocks.
That being said, find out why by clicking
HERE
to view her rebuttal to McCain’s ad. Remember? The one with Obama being identified as Britney and Paris.  I thought it was classic when she pointed out the energy proposal that she would be willing to undertake while […]

These celebrities were born on June 21:
Prince William
is 26.
Jane Russel is 87.
Michael Gross is 61.
Juliette Lewis is 35.
Brandon Flowers is 27.
Meredith Baxter is 61.

It seems that MTV is signing on many forgotten celebrities for new reality shows.
Watch out
Paris Hilton
, Brody Jenner from
The Hills
is also looking for a new BFF on his upcoming show
Bromance
. According to Daily Variety, he’ll get six episodes to work his magic on the audience. The purpose of the show is to find Brody […]

Paula Abdul
joined
Paris Hilton
and
Benji Madden
, and the
Kardashian
sisters at the Sober Day USA 2008 party! Guests at the event all were treated to Water instead of alcohol.
They may not have had any alcohol, but I’m sure that water helped Paula wash down her pills.

Paris Hilton
has been visiting churches in London, reportedly to plan her wedding to
Benji Madden
.
The pair have been dating less than 3 months.
Paris wants to have a wedding ceremony just like her idol’s, the late
Princess Diana
.

Paris Hilton
has been banned from a top Russian hotel - after signing her name on its expensive wallpaper.  She wrote ‘Paris Moscow 2008′ with a black marker in her $16,000-a-night suite.
Hilton wrote on the wall for a photo-shoot in the room.  However managers at the Hyatt hotel were upset…and fined her $9,000. A hotel […]

Harry Potter co-star,
Rupert Grint,
refuses to move to Los Angeles, because he doesn’t want to be around the likes of 
Lindsay Lohan
and
Paris Hilton
.
“These are the types of girls you need to stay away from.”
“I met Lindsay last summer and she talked about herself a lot. She said she was going to win an Oscar before she […]

Paris Hilton
did an interview with a Las Vegas radio station yesterday and they asked her, “Would you rather have
Kim Kardashian’s
ass or
Jessica Simpson’s
rack?”
Her response: “Gross. I would not want that.”
“[Kardashian’s ass is] disgusting. It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”
Paris quickly took it back however, telling InTouch, “I was […]

Paris Hilton
is in love with her boyfriend of two months,
Benji Madden
.
She wrote on her
MySpace blog
:
Just wanted to check in and say hi! I’ve been on tour with my boyfriend for almost a month now. We’ve been everywhere from South Africa to all around Europe. It’s been so much fun! I’ve never felt so happy and […]

While trying to evade fans and the paparazzi while leaving a restaurant in Prague,
Paris Hilton
fell flat on her face.
An embarrassed Paris tried to get away, while her boyfriend,
Benji Madden
, asked to paparazzi to play nice.

Paris Hilton
has released her new line of footwear. How many of you girls have just been waiting with anticipation to wear these f*ck me hooker pumps?
Yeah…I didn’t think so.

Paris Hilton
was asked about what she thought of South Africa as she and her boyfriend
Benji Madden
, arrived in Johannesburg.  (Madden is on tour with his band, Good Charlotte.)
“I love Africa in general — South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.”
If you don’t understand why that’s a pretty stupid statement, then you’re […]

Here is
Paris Hilton
posing in her Calvins for 944 magazine. YAWN.

Pamela Anderson
is seeking an annulment of her marriage to
Rick Salomon
. She has cited “fraud” as the basis for the request. No other details were available.
The AP reports:
“In court papers filed in Los Angeles on Friday, Anderson asked the court not to award spousal support and to keep her and Salomon’s income and property […]

Paris Hilton
is dating
Benji Madden
, the Good Charlotte rocker.
The pair met through Paris’ best friend
Nicole Richie
, who is engaged
to Benji’s brother Joel Madden.
According to a source, “Yes, they are dating. It’s pretty serious.”
The couple spent a romantic weekend together in St. Louis.
An onlooker said: “Paris only had eyes for Benji. As soon as she saw […]

Paris Hilton
has been banned from the Oscars.
The hotel heiress was devastated after being told she couldn’t attend the prestigious event on Sunday night.
A source said: “She cried hot, salty tears when she was banned from the Oscars. She’s desperate to be taken seriously as an actress and hoped she would be able to network […]

Britney Spears
still can’t keep her legs together (
Egotastic
)
Rumer Willis
kicked out of club (
Dlisted
)
Kate Beckinsale
is hot in Esquire (
Celebslam
)
David and Victoria Beckham’s
son breakdances on stage (
Just Jared
)
Paris Hilton
performs with the Pussycat Dolls (
The Superficial
)

Barron Hilton
, Paris’s 18-year-old younger brother, has been arresting for driving under the infuence.
Paris was charged with a DUI in September 2006 and later went to prison.
I’m sure the two of them make their parents proud.
Barron apparently struck a worker at a gas station with his car.  According to the worker:
“I was knocked to the […]

Paris Hilton’s
new film,”The Hottie and the Nottie” grossed a whopping $23,000 dollars this weekend.  That amounts to $76 in ticket sales PER LOCATION.
Paris toured the country, promoting her movie; appearing in Hollywood, Dallas, and even the Sundance Film Festival!