Heirs & Heiresses Blog Entries

Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays

Saturday, June 21st, 2008

These celebrities were born on June 21:
Prince William is 26.
Jane Russel is 87.
Michael Gross is 61.
Juliette Lewis is 35.
Brandon Flowers is 27.
Meredith Baxter is 61.

MTV signs on Paris and Brody

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

 
It seems that MTV is signing on many forgotten celebrities for new reality shows.
Watch out Paris Hilton, Brody Jenner from The Hills is also looking for a new BFF on his upcoming show Bromance. According to Daily Variety, he’ll get six episodes to work his magic on the audience. The purpose of the show is […]

Paula Abdul celebrates Sober Day

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

Paula Abdul joined Paris Hilton and Benji Madden, and the Kardashian sisters at the Sober Day USA 2008 party! Guests at the event all were treated to Water instead of alcohol.
They may not have had any alcohol, but I’m sure that water helped Paula wash down her pills.

Is Paris planning to wed soon?

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

Paris Hilton has been visiting churches in London, reportedly to plan her wedding to Benji Madden.
The pair have been dating less than 3 months.
Paris wants to have a wedding ceremony just like her idol’s, the late Princess Diana.

Paris banned from Russian hotel

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Paris Hilton has been banned from a top Russian hotel - after signing her name on its expensive wallpaper.  She wrote ‘Paris Moscow 2008′ with a black marker in her $16,000-a-night suite.
Hilton wrote on the wall for a photo-shoot in the room.  However managers at the Hyatt hotel were upset…and fined her $9,000. A hotel […]

Rupert Grint is staying away from Lindsay & Paris

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

Harry Potter co-star, Rupert Grint, refuses to move to Los Angeles, because he doesn’t want to be around the likes of  Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.
“These are the types of girls you need to stay away from.”
“I met Lindsay last summer and she talked about herself a lot. She said she was going to win […]

Paris hates Kardashian’s ass

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

Paris Hilton did an interview with a Las Vegas radio station yesterday and they asked her, “Would you rather have Kim Kardashian’s ass or Jessica Simpson’s rack?”
Her response: “Gross. I would not want that.”
“[Kardashian’s ass is] disgusting. It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”
Paris quickly took it back however, telling InTouch, […]

Paris is in love

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

Paris Hilton is in love with her boyfriend of two months, Benji Madden.
She wrote on her MySpace blog:
Just wanted to check in and say hi! I’ve been on tour with my boyfriend for almost a month now. We’ve been everywhere from South Africa to all around Europe. It’s been so much fun! I’ve never felt […]

Paris Hilton falls on face (video)

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

While trying to evade fans and the paparazzi while leaving a restaurant in Prague, Paris Hilton fell flat on her face.
An embarrassed Paris tried to get away, while her boyfriend, Benji Madden, asked to paparazzi to play nice.

Get Paris Hilton…”Free Overnight”

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

Paris Hilton has released her new line of footwear. How many of you girls have just been waiting with anticipation to wear these f*ck me hooker pumps?
Yeah…I didn’t think so.

Paris thinks West Africa is a country

Monday, March 24th, 2008

Paris Hilton was asked about what she thought of South Africa as she and her boyfriend Benji Madden, arrived in Johannesburg.  (Madden is on tour with his band, Good Charlotte.)
“I love Africa in general — South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.”
If you don’t understand why that’s a pretty stupid statement, then […]

Paris Hilton poses topless

Friday, February 29th, 2008

Here is Paris Hilton posing in her Calvins for 944 magazine. YAWN.

Pamela Anderson seeks marriage annulment

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

Pamela Anderson is seeking an annulment of her marriage to Rick Salomon. She has cited “fraud” as the basis for the request. No other details were available.
The AP reports:
“In court papers filed in Los Angeles on Friday, Anderson asked the court not to award spousal support and to keep her and Salomon’s income and […]

Paris is dating Nicole’s boyfriend’s brother

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

 
Paris Hilton is dating Benji Madden, the Good Charlotte rocker.
The pair met through Paris’ best friend Nicole Richie, who is engaged
to Benji’s brother Joel Madden.
According to a source, “Yes, they are dating. It’s pretty serious.”
The couple spent a romantic weekend together in St. Louis.
An onlooker said: “Paris only had eyes for Benji. As soon as […]

Oscar snub for Paris Hilton

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

Paris Hilton has been banned from the Oscars.
The hotel heiress was devastated after being told she couldn’t attend the prestigious event on Sunday night.
A source said: “She cried hot, salty tears when she was banned from the Oscars. She’s desperate to be taken seriously as an actress and hoped she would be able to network […]

Britney’s vagina

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

Britney Spears still can’t keep her legs together (Egotastic)
Rumer Willis kicked out of club (Dlisted)
Kate Beckinsale is hot in Esquire (Celebslam)
David and Victoria Beckham’s son breakdances on stage (Just Jared)
Paris Hilton performs with the Pussycat Dolls (The Superficial)

Paris Hilton’s brother charged with DUI

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

 
Barron Hilton, Paris’s 18-year-old younger brother, has been arresting for driving under the infuence.
Paris was charged with a DUI in September 2006 and later went to prison.
I’m sure the two of them make their parents proud.
Barron apparently struck a worker at a gas station with his car.  According to the worker:
“I was knocked to the […]

Paris Hilton is NOT a Hottie!

Monday, February 11th, 2008

Paris Hilton’s new film,”The Hottie and the Nottie” grossed a whopping $23,000 dollars this weekend.  That amounts to $76 in ticket sales PER LOCATION.
Paris toured the country, promoting her movie; appearing in Hollywood, Dallas, and even the Sundance Film Festival!

Paris Hilton’s wardrobe malfunction

Saturday, February 9th, 2008

Paris Hilton’s nipples want to come out to play (Egotastic)
Fergie teaches safe sex to high schoolers (StarPulse)
Katherine McPhee gets hitched (Bitten & Bound)
Pat O’Brien enters rehab again (Just Jared)
Bruce Willis is dating a younger Demi Moore (La Late)

50 Cent to Paris Hilton: ‘Get The Fu** Of The Stage’

Monday, February 4th, 2008

During his performance at Paris Hilton’s pre-Super Bowl party for 944 magazine, rapper 50 Cent gave a shout out to Paris, who started singing in the front row.
She then went on stage and started dancing, when 50 Cent told her: “Excuse me, you. Could you get the fu** off the stage?”
Hilton started to cry […]