Heirs & Heiresses Blog Entries

Paris is Pee-Shy in Prison

Sunday, June 10th, 2007

For once, Paris Hilton is actually afraid of the cameras.  A source told the New York Daily News that Paris was so terrified that a guard would snap a cell-phone picture of her on the toilet that she didn’t eat or drink for three days.  The toilet that is in Paris’ cell is in plain […]

Sheriff in Paris Hilton case has checkered record

Saturday, June 9th, 2007

 

L.A. County Sheriff Lee Baca apparently has a history of  using his authority to benefit friends and supporters.  While in office, he’s accepted thousands of dollars worth of trips, meals, and tickets to sporting events. 

Baca’s decision to release Hilton from prison has come under heavy fire.  That decision was reversed by the judge in the […]

Paris Going Back to Prison

Friday, June 8th, 2007

A judge has just ordered Paris Hilton back to jail to serve out the remainder of her sentence.  Hilton left the courtroom in tears, screaming, “Mom, Mom, Mom.  It’s not right.”

Paris was physically escorted out of the courtroom by a deputy.  She is being taken directly to her prison cell.

Cops Arrive to Take Paris to Court

Friday, June 8th, 2007

The cops have arrived at Paris’ home waiting to take her back to court. 

Paris Hilton Cries Her Way Out of Prison

Thursday, June 7th, 2007

Paris Hilton
is already out of jail. In another example of the mockery called our justice system, a therapist who visited Paris reportedly recommended she be released for “medical reasons”.
The Los Angeles County Sheriffs Dept. could not release any specifics due to confidentiality laws. However, reports indicate she had been […]

Paris’ Brother Mugged

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007

While
Paris

Hilton
headed to prison, her 18-year-old brother,
Barron
, was getting mugged at knifepoint in New York City.
He and some friends were hanging around outside club because they were too young to get in.
Two muggers confronted the group; one mugger held Barron at knifepoint. Fortunately, a couple of off-duty security officer were driving […]

Paris Hilton Mug Shot

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007

Not too bad as far as mug shots go. Kind of sexy!
One of our readers wrote: “

I’m just dying to see her roots when she gets out.”

Give us your thought and comments.

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Paris Reports to Prison

Monday, June 4th, 2007

Paris reported to prison after attending the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday evening.  She supposedly turned herself in two days earlier than expected to avoid the paparazzi.
Really? Since when does this attention whore ever hide from the camera?
Paris had a statement released shortly after she reported to prison:
I am […]

Paris is Dropped by Her Label

Saturday, June 2nd, 2007

Prison-bound
Paris Hilton
has been dropped by her record label after lackluster sales of debut album failed to impress her record label, Warner Brothers.  She is said to be “devastated” by the decision. 

Warner Brothers is disappointed after investing $250,000 for her “Stars Are Blind” video and a world promotional tour that brought in less that half […]

Paris Prepping for Perp Walk

Friday, June 1st, 2007

Paris Hilton
, set to begin her jail sentence on Monday, has prepared an army of stylists to get her ready for the perp walk. 
She has scheduled for a hair and makeup team to meet her at her home on Monday morning.  Paris wants to look her best for the media — with the intention of […]

Justin Timberlake to duet with Paris Hilton?

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

According to
The Sun
, Justin Timberlake is working on a track to record with prison bound heiress, Paris Hilton. “I think we blend well and he says he has something in mind for both of us,” says Hilton.
“I can’t wait!”
I think the rest of us can. What’s Justin thinking?

Paris to Serve Half Her Jail Time

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

Paris Hilton will be serving 23 days out of her 45 day sentence. The hotel heiress received the reduction after her attorney, Richard Hutton, discussed the situation with the Sheriff’s office. Officially, the reduction in prison time is due to “good behavior” — something Paris has never been accused of before.

Additionally, the Sheriff’s […]

Poor Paris Hilton Is A Victim

Sunday, May 6th, 2007

Paris Hilton
may have already been
sentenced to 45 days in prison
for something that she really did commit, but instead of being humbled or anything, she shoots her mouth off the day after she was sentenced and told people that she basically is nothing more than a victim here.
“I told the truth yesterday. I feel […]

Paris Hilton Jail-Bound For Real?

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007

If the Los Angeles City Attorney who has filed documents asking that
Paris Hilton
be jailed for 45 days for violating her probation ever decide to run for public office, he’ll definitely win by a landslide.
Paris must show up in court tomorrow for driving on a suspended license, which was the result of her DUI arrest […]

Paris Hilton Never Looked This Good

Friday, April 27th, 2007

Paris Hilton
is a lot of things, but little did we know that she could still do some good. OK, it’s a naked clay statue of hers that will be doing some good, as an interactive public service announcement called “
The Paris Hilton Autopsy
”.
This latest creation by
Daniel Edwards
is supposed to serve as a warning […]

Meet James Blunt’s Newest “Beautiful” Girl

Friday, April 20th, 2007

“You’re Beautiful” singer
James Blunt
and supermodel
Petra Nemcova

have split
, but Blunt lost no time in finding a worthy replacement in the person of
Paris Hilton
.
They were spotted Wednesday night swapping spit at the Roosevelt Hotel club Teddy’s in L.A. So I guess that means Hilton’s supposed boyfriend
Josh Henderson
will have to bear with the essence of […]

Leave Prince William And Kate Alone, Says Blair

Sunday, April 15th, 2007

It’s only been less than 48 hours since news about the
breakup
of
Prince William
and long-time girlfriend
Kate Middleton
broke, but already British Prime Minister
Tony Blair
has stepped in and told everyone to back off, saying that the press is gonna be writing “complete nonsense” about the breakup anyway.
“They should be left alone now without reams of stuff […]

Paris Hilton May Go To Jail

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

The Los Angeles City Attorney’s Office announced Thursday that Paris Hilton has violated the terms of her probation and could spend up to 90 days in jail.
Oh, happy day.
It can be remembered that on February 27, cops pulled her Bentley over as it sped down Sunset Boulevard without headlights on, and eventually discovered that she […]

Randy Spelling Popped Paris Hilton’s Cherry

Tuesday, March 27th, 2007

Randy Spelling recently blabbed to the New York Daily News that he was the one who popped Paris Hilton’s cherry. He said:
“We were together for, like, two months.
“We went to Palm Springs once for the weekend, and we couldn’t check into the hotel under her name because her grandma was looking for her.
“She was, like, […]

Paris A Racist No More

Monday, March 19th, 2007

This is not another Paris Hilton celebrity sex tape, but it’s nasty just the same.
MediaTakeOut swears it has a photo of Paris Hilton squatting before and holding a thick black hose purportedly owned by Gnarls Barkley rapper/singer Cee-Lo Green.
Given Paris’ reputation of getting into the pants of every Tom, Dick and Harry, pun intended, that […]