February 8th, 2006 by DamnImCute Celebrities Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Don’t Walk In Front of Britney…

…or she will crush you.

Good thing the walkway isn’t a good 7ft wide because we know she wouldn’t make it through there without everyone getting out of the way. Honestly this is just ridiculous. Paparazzi, if you want to take pictures of me walking my ass down the street we can schedule meetings anytime.

I know, I know, two Britney videos back-to-back might be a bit much, but I just happened to run across them at the same time. Please forgive me.




4 Responses to “Don’t Walk In Front of Britney…”

  1. Jenny Says:

    She’s not THAT fat. She just looks THAT fat because she’s become a frumpy mommy. What is up with those layers??

  2. Katie Says:

    She is the poster child for young and dumb!

    She is now forever pregnant,ruining her career and lost her killer body which WAS one of her trade marks.

    There are 10,000 young cute and blonde little singers comming up so her chances of a recovery are getting slimmer,to bad she’s not!

    She has just gotten very frumpy! It’s a shame she could have had another good ten years if she marketed herself right. If Kevein leaves her he will get a nice chunk of money and she will be left with two of his kids..GOD SHE’S DUMB!!
    Sorry just had to vent!

  3. manu Says:

    isn’t it a bit too easy to judge of other people by what you read in those cheap gossip mags? i mean she sold herself to the public, so actually it’s your right to feel satisfied when she falls, that’s what’s the whole business is about, after all.
    Then again it’s quite an achievement to keep one’s body perfect over such a long time, is she supposed to do a four hours work out every day, with the kids around?
    and how easy is it to find the right man when you have so much money? i don’t think she can be sure of someone’s love as long as she’s rich.
    i don’t think those self-satisfied grins are justified, to be honest..

  4. doglover Says:

    you go girl!!!!!!!

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