March 22nd, 2006 by DamnImCute Celebrities Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Paris Hilton German Commercials

Paris Hilton can be hot and she can be straight hoish (checkout that spelling!) and it all depends on how the director or photographer depicts her. In these German commercials she is sexy. Go figure that the Germans would figure out how to do that.

First here is a sample of her not being hot:

Now go view these commercials for a German company. Checkout both after the jump.




9 Responses to “Paris Hilton German Commercials”

  1. josue salazar Says:

    the first video, oh god!

    nice to see this site coming back to life ;)

  2. Scrivs Says:

    You will soon see that \”coming back to life\” is an understatement.

  3. Poop Says:

    Eeeh I’m so over Mrs. Hilton.

  4. CasperMC Says:

    You have to be gay to be over Mrs. Hilton.

  5. Neon Pilgrim Says:

    No, I agree with #3; except, I was never ‘on’ Ms. Hilton. You don’t have to be gay, you just don’t have to be a manwhore.

    Sure, she has a body, but excuse me if my fantasies include women with more than just an attractive figure - and I just can’t imagine here being anything other than desperate for attention (seriously, no pun there), and having a personality that is anything more than pathetic.

  6. Frank Sinatra Says:

    Mingia!
    That Chick has feet like swim flippers.
    I’d still bang her though, but that’s not saying much!

  7. Don Says:

    i cant stand Paris’s hooked bird nose and lazy eye, shes fug. give me jessica alba or kate bosworth anyday than fish hook nose.
    i heard her eyes were brown too, she wears blue contacts or something. i would still bang the hell out of her, but paris is kind of a butterface.

  8. Abby Says:

    OMG HER FEET ARE HUDGE AND BONEY AND SICK ! AHHH :s

  9. dog lover Says:

    i agree with all of ya’ll!

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