Coming Soon: Lindsay Lohan’s Appendix on eBay
Gross alert: Fearing that her surgically removed appendix would find its way into eBay, Lindsay Lohan reportedly keeps the aforementioned body part stored in her freezer, along with her ice cream and coke stash.
Yuck.
The actress/singer was convinced her removed organ might fall into the wrong hands so she asked hospital staff to preserve it so she could take it home for safekeeping - putting it in a jar and freezing it.
Now Lindsay’s close friend Kimberly Stewart - the daughter of singer Rod Stewart - is trying to persuade her to sell her appendix anyway. [Source]
Lindsay Lohan acting and looking like her drunk or stoned, screwed-up self and sending out weird emails is one thing. Taking a cue from Jeffrey Dahmer—one of the most, if not the most twisted serial killer of modern times who kept body parts of his victims in his fridge—is a far creepier story altogether. If she really wanted to keep her appendix from falling “into the wrong hands”, couldn’t she just destroy it or throw it away or feed it to her dog or something?
Excuse me while I throw up.
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January 26th, 2007 at 8:22 pm
[…] Note to Lindsay: better not piss your fellow residents off. They’re in rehab for a reason, and they don’t include sneaking out, having slaves wait on you, and checking back in like it was some cheap-ass motel. They have every reason to whip your redheaded butt, lop it off, and freeze it like the way you froze your appendix. […]