Lindsay Lohan Needs to Stop Sending Emails
Lindsay Lohan should either stop sending emails from her Blackberry or seriously edit her contacts list. Last week she sent out yet another hilarious missive that has gotten into the hands of the media. Unlike her last lofty message, this one concerns bruised inner thigh “action” and stripper poles.
An e-mail she sent to pals last week has the subject title: “They’re all whores, they’re all whores . . . xcept for some obviously!” Lohan wrote in the note, “So . . . 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere . . . I mean we’re talkin’ like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised . . . like a walking black-and-blue mark. “I mean really though, really, I didn’t know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the [c-word]s now. . . I’m not gonna lie to ya.”
Before you start to think that going cold turkey on alcohol has caused Linds to completely lose her mind, she was practicing for a new movie in which she plays a stripper. I’m glad that putting herself in an exotic dancer’s shoes (or putting her thighs on one’s pole, as it were) has taught her to really respect those [c-word]s and whores. [Source]
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January 25th, 2007 at 6:39 pm
[…] Lindsay Lohan acting and looking like her drunk or stoned, screwed-up self and sending out weird emails is one thing. Taking a cue from Jeffrey Dahmer—one of the most, if not the most twisted serial killer of modern times who kept body parts of his victims in his fridge—is a far creepier story altogether. If she really wanted to keep her appendix from falling “into the wrong hands”, couldn’t she just destroy it or throw it away or feed it to her dog or something? […]
February 21st, 2007 at 8:28 pm
what happened with the whole lindsay lohen thing